What does a penis taste like?

>>25891018
Like salty rubber bands

I guess nothing if it's washed and otherwise stinky.
regards virgin robot

>>25891018
Wanna find out, bb?

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Very salty, in both smell and taste. It has a sourness that is very very lewd. It's actually very pleasant when you get used to it.

Just make sure the penis belongs to a cute, clean boy!

OP, how does vagina taste? I suppose you have one and can tell me.
Regards virgin robot again

>>25891018
Like a peppered bag of gold chocolate coin foil

>>25891018
The closest I have to this was sucking the nipples of this 19y/o escort I paid and brought to my hotel room.

Tastes like skin.

>>25891018

If it's anything like my balls smell, I'm going with salt & vinegar.

like a huge thumb

>>25891095
>I suppose you have one.

/r9k/ is gay by default.

>>25891087
>Very salty, in both smell
I can't remember well how the sea smells. But I might be possible that it smells salty. On the other hand I don't think skin can smell salty.
>>25891133
But OP picture shows a girl. And a guy should be able to imagine how it would taste.

Skin tbqh family

>>25891188
I meant it smelt musky. I'm not used to waking up at this hour.

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>tfw no qt trap/herm/trans gf to force herself on me
>tfw you will never wake up to a hot dick being dragged across your face
>tfw you will never hear her moan when she slips the head past your lips
>tfw she will never grow more excited as she pushes the rest of her cock down your throat
>tfw you will never feel her pre mixing with your saliva to make your throat a slippery fuckhole
>tfw you will never feel her losing control while her balls smack against your face and stain you with her scent
>tfw you will never hear her cry out in ecstasy while you desperately suck on her cock while she face fucks you
>tfw you will never press your tongue against the underside of her dick until it slips beneath her foreskin
>tfw you will never feel her start throbbing against your lips and in your throat making you feel full enough that it becomes hard to breathe in the moments where her cock is extra swollen for you
>you will never feel her soft, smooth thighs shake while her urethra dialates against your tongue
>tfw you will never feel her damp crotch pressed all the way against your nose when her thick, boiling ropes of sperm are pumped down your throat
>you will never feel her cum clinging to your throat
>tfw she will never come out of her pleasure addled state just in time to pull herself from in your throat, leaving thick strands of spit and cum hanging from her cock to keep you both connected
>tfw she will never have enough cum left to spurt it all over your face, marking you with her scent for days
WHY
EVEN
LIVE

smelly NEET cock is delicious

>>25891232
Holy shit stop making me gay you son of a bitch.

>>25891232
No one with her riding you, her cock bouncing up and down hitting your belly and spilling fluid on it as you repeatedly impact her prostate

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Lick your arm senpai

>>25891232
You need to replace her with him anon

>>25891018
like sweet milk and paper cash

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>>25891476
Exactly. Accepting the penis is also accepting the male.

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What does foreskin feel like? I'm a cutfag so I wouldn't know.

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>>25891800
There's no feeling on the skin itself, but feeling it glide back and forth across my glans feels really good.

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>>25892040
That's really lewd. What would it feel like if I had my tongue underneath it?

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>>25891232
>tfw she will never come out of her pleasure addled state just in time to pull herself from in your throat, leaving thick strands of spit and cum hanging from her cock to keep you both connected
l-like this?

>>25891800
Feels like a heavenly, smooth, stretchy skin-blanket

pretty good tbqh

>>25892040

You've probably got it backwards. The glans is stimulating the inner foreskin and you think the sensation is coming from the glans.

You can prove this yourself by trying to rub your glans with the foreskin pulled back. It doesn't feel particularly good, does it?

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like cat shit

>>25891018
Rub your crotch for a few seconds then suck on your finger. That's more or less what it will taste like unless they're really sweaty/musky down there.

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>>25893880
>play male lala
>everyone asks me to dominate them
>not into erp
Why are people fetishizing male lalas so much?

>>25893955
That's hilarious and strange, no idea. I don't even talk to people in game 95% of the time so not sure. Too many faggots and borderline normies. What server?

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>>25893977
Balmung, only started a while ago and I read somewhere that most people there would be nice. Even today I got a message from a femroe trans idk if I can dominate them, I just wanted to play an MMO again and not do any erp stuff

>>25891128
>huge

who have you been talking to?

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>>25894035
AYY LMAO My buddy who is a huge neckbeard FFXIV veteran said Balmung is one of the worst servers for the amount of ERPers. You poor bastard. Despite all my AFKing and fucking around in cities nobody has ever bothered me for ERP, ever. Played Miqo'te a while and then AuRa and nothing. Maybe FF players are just super degenerate deviants. Dunno what to suggest beyond maybe EVACing off your server.

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>>25894106
I don't know, maybe people just like male lalas and they are somewhat rare, but still, sometimes you just get pms out of the blue with that type of stuff, but at other times people write you a message after a farmgroup etc. how much they want to get dominated by a rich male lala and then they offer to give me Gil to be rich, it is fucking ludicrous, I even have in my df description, that I'm not erping. Do you know of any good servers?

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>>25894526
Anywhere but Balmung, apparently. I play casually on Sargatanas Legacy server and it's pretty populated and doesn't seem to have any (openly) deviant people. I dunno really though, might want to check Square's forums maybe? Not sure if there are company recruitment post or what. Depends on how you play I guess. I don't know how active they are, honestly. I stopped being social in MMOs and active on vidya forums after finally getting sick of WoW when their shitty kung fu panda expansion came out so I'm completely out of the loop when it comes to FF XIV servers.

>>25891133
Not true. Faggots have never been welcome here. You have your own containment board

>>25893880
You tasted both
Regards conclusion frogs

>>25891576
Insecure faggot

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>>25895606
[Spoiler] Nothing turned out the way I thought it would [/spoiler]

>>25893556
Close, but that face isn't drenched in nearly enough sperm to accent the mouthful.

>>25894526
Probably also Leviathan, Sargatanas and Excalibur. Iirc they should be decently filled and have some kind of raid progression (double check) if you care. Gilgamesh but that's top na pop server so may have to be lucky/late nighter to get in. Tonberry if you're in Australia/Asia, since its the designated jp server that English speakers choose and you'll get less lag. Not sure how populous it is though.