Why don't you lift

>>25890796
>be buff
>have social anxiety

yeah, that'll make me look even cooler

>>25890796
He doesn't look happy though.

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>>25890796
Or stay here instead

>>25890796
Because I don't like sweating.

I lift and I'm not happy.

I did lift and it didn't get me a gf.

>>25890796

Literally started a weak ago, I just want to achieve ottermode won't be complicated since I'm already skinny.

I don't do it for the girls tho' I do it for me, It won't change my life since nobody is going to see it.

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>>25890796
Actually i find that kayaking/paddling is a far better option.
>long, lonely treks in the outdoors, zero anxiety, get a decent tan
>no shitty gym music, damp air and douchebags hoging the machines/weight
>no one on sight
>possibility of fishing, and/or birdwatching depending on location

>>25891767
this. i fucking hate lifting but i hate being a fat, weak loser even more

>>25892406

That's the conclusion I've reached about weed. I'd rather be skinny than happy.

>>25891736
As someone who has mostly done cardio only for years and just switched to lifting 2 months ago, you barely sweat when you lift compared to doing cardio.

>>25890796
That's a man, baby (the character on the pillow)

>>25891804
pussy faggotttttttttt HAHAHAHAHA

>>25893975

this, I lift like crazy and I barely sweat, I run for 10minutes and I'm turning into liquid.


But, it really depends on your metabolism, I literally never sweat in my daily life, I don't even use deodorant.

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>>25890796

>lifting
>without taking roids

I seriously hope you're pinning at least 1.5 grams a week.

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>>25893975
>you barely sweat when you lift

you're lifting wrong and not drinking enough water

i come out of that weight room drenched

>>25894257
to look like the guy on the right would be my dream

but i know that i'll need chemical help to get that

lifting sucks man, why do i do it

>>25894257
>guy on left
How the fuck does he even walk without his thighs constantly chafing?

>>25890796
no point

there is nobody that i'm trying to impress so it'd just be a waste of my time, i hate clothes shopping for this same reason. i don't give a single fuck if women find me unattractive for it.

>>25890796
I wouldn't though. It's a myth and bro-science bullshit. Lifting won't make you into a normie, unless you already are one.

Although I would if VR makes waifu training possible. I would do it for Tomoko

>>25893975
When I go running, my whole shirt and underwear is normally drenched with sweat (yikes!)
When I lift, i definitely get sweaty too, but not quite as much.

>>25894396
The way I understood the OP, is that you could live life just like you do now, but in addition you lift. And then you can be buff like the dude in the OP picture, and walk around with your anime pillow. It won't make you a normie, but it will make you feel better because lifting supposedly releases feel-good hormones

>>25890796
it's intimidating. i don't know where to start. i already read the /fit/ wiki and it's insanely long.

girls would be physically scared of me instead of just disgusted/embrassed

>>25894423
>but it will make you feel better because lifting supposedly releases feel-good hormones
Too bad I'd kill myself until I reach that state. And for nothing. I might be narcissistic, but I'm not spending my whole life so that I can be narcissistic.

Plus muscles don't cover your face or acne

>>25894423
>but it will make you feel better because lifting supposedly releases feel-good hormones
i never understood this. exercise has never made me feel good, if it did i would do it more often.

>>25894511
fear usually makes girls aroused

>>25894511
Heavy weight lifting does. Even as a beginner, if you give all out, you're gonna feel fucking amazing

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13 cm pen0r, manlet and ugly. It doesn't matter.

>>25894580
not in my experience

t. on and off lifting for 5 years

>>25894648
Hey 13 cm is the average everywhere in the world. BBC and BHC are a myth.

>>25894691

Anything smaller than 15-16 cm is useless, not to mention mine is thin as fuck also. Literally a needle dick.

>>25890796
i do, still unhappy

>>25894763
I have a 19 cm dick but I can't even get it up to anything 3D anymore thanks to my porn addiction.

>>25894792

What I'm trying to say is a turd is still a turd no matter how much you polish it.

>not just doing pushups and other simple exercises
>paying to lift worthless metal weights

>>25894967
bodyweight is more or less useless unless you eventually incorporate resistence i.e weighted dips or go full nigger in a playground mode

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>>25894257
>guy on left

holy f****** s*** I don't even Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't even holy s*** what the f*** his legs his f****** legs what the fuc

>>25894677
maybe it's kind of like taking antidepressants and after orgasm I feel amazing sometimes but then again antidepressants can also completely f***** up my ability to feel orgasm so kind of a catch 22 but yeah some extra drugs in your system the few good ones like dopamine or serotonin will be pushed over the edge maybe when you lift just a theory

>>25895059
i fucking wish. the only thing that i enjoy doing that is good for me is eating, and even then my favorite foods are pretty fattening.

lifting, working, socializing, etc. fucking hate doing the activities themselves it's just the end result makes it worth it. except socializing i guess

>>25895001
>more or less useless
What exactly is there in your daily life that requires you to have a 400lbs squat?

>>25890796
Decent taste, I lift just so that I can one day walk outside with a body pillow like this, also for health and self-esteem boosts.

>>25894648

13cm pen0r dude here, its not thick either, before i started lifting i had sex with 2 girls in 7 years, after i started lifting i had sex with 8 girls in 2 years, it makes a difference in your appearance and confidence, yeah the small dick sucks but its *enough*, you might not get repeat customers from size queens but theres girls out there who it will work perfectly for.

>>25890796
Couldn't make gains.

now I'm older.

the pain just reminds me of my worthless life.

>>25895683

I don't think I can do anything with it man, yeah maybe I can get pro at eating pussy but you'll still be that lil' guy and get your ass dumped for a thundercock. I don't want hook ups and casual sex and deadly afraid that I'll get cucked.

He's a big guy.

OG/OC

>>25890809
>"Oh anon's so shy, l find shy guyd so cute :3"
Vs
>"eww can't this fucking fatass talk correctly ?"

>>25890796
worried about my knees and lumbar.

>>25890796
>You could lift and be happy
Then why is /fit/ full of autists, tfwngf and literal faggots?

>>25890796
Lifting won't make me taller, and I don't wanna get ridiculed for being an overcompensating faggot.

>>25896255
be a gymnastic manlet ninja.

focus on box jumps, body weight work, balance.

>>25896375
The last time I was in gymnastics I was seven, and I ended up getting molested by my teacher. I can't do that without bringing back bad memories.

I hope some day I'll lift hard enough to be cool enough to get one of those confederate states flags.

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>>25894230
That is actually manlier than going to the gym and mirin' the other bros tho. You're the fag here.