Tips for a young, strong, cis-gendered straight white male to

Depends what you mean when you say survive

>>25886386
Should've said flourish or thrive instead

>>25886362
what in the hell is happening in that gif?

>>25886362
Start apologizing and just don't stop.

Stop being a pussy cuck.
That's literally it.
Stop being so self-conscious about fucking everything.
Stop perverting your sex-drive with retarded amounts of porn, drugs, alcohol, etc. etc.
I mean fucking hell, watching you guys is starting to piss me off, and I'm only fucking 19 and somehow I STILL make better life decisions than 90% of you fucktards.

>>25886362


just start checking your white male privilege and start balling at life. just think of all the other faggots who are too scared to do it.. and how much better and smarter you are than most anyone who already is... then just go for it with confidence and b the best you can b

>>25886362
Start hating minorities low key and meet a nice girl who 50/50 agrees with you

>>25886528
seriously anon.
that last bit about perverting your sex drive with drugs and alcohol is fucking spot on
I need to start contemplating the life of my penis

>>25886528
I already love how much your life will disappoint you.

>>25886597
>Already have an internship lined up at a local life insurance agency
>Currently working on a degree in actuarial science
>Have a clean record in all regards, no issues with the police
>Enjoy life more than I ever did in high school thanks to all the freedom that comes with college life
>Still on vacation for the rest of the week, so I get to stay up late every day
Nah, I'm pretty good.
Hell, I was molested as a kid and I'm not as much of a fucked-up moron as most robots.
Some of you are honestly legitimate psychopaths, and I thank god that your lives will never improve, which is sad, because I used to be able to relate with some anons back when I was in my deluded self-hatred phase in high-school/late middle-school.
But, times change, sadly, many of the posters here just gave up and decided to be as shitty as they possibly could, so I can only hope that the world continues to fling shit at them.

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>>25886669
Will disappoint you, not is disappointing you. You got molested because you're weak; that will always come back on you.

>>25886707
>You got molested because you're weak
Not much you can do as a kid against someone who's already gone through puberty.

>>25886669
>i used to be like you, but now im not so i can no longer empathize is any way, shape, or form

Are you worried about entering adulthood? Well don't, because you're fucking not.

>>25886757
I can still empathize with anons who aren't complete pieces of shit, but those anons are few and far between.
Most people here are more psychopathic and batshit than the "normies" they shit-talk.
And oh my god, the "cyborgs" here.
Jesus christ, if Satan has a human form it manifests in every faggot here who calls himself a "cyborg."

Try to avoid art and media created after WWII.

>>25886362
Become gay
Become a female
Become both
Become some hybrid of any of these options to any degree
Life will become easier outside
Inside you'll regret everything and it will all become so much harder.

>>25886512
Elliot Hulse is an weight trainer/body builder who uses unorthodox methods to release his emotions.

This is one of those methods.

im in a well paid male dominated trade and don't care about 99% of women so i think i'll do alright. Basically just follow this guys advice>>25886528
It's fine to drink, do drugs, and jerk off to porn just don't use it as a crutch.

>>25886813
>breathintoyourballs.jps

If you are strong, you shouldn't need much advice.

What's your guy's records for faps in a day?

Mine is 17. Started out feeling like a jack hammer fucking my hand, by the final one it just felt like numb electricity when I ejaculated.

>>25886833
strength isn't all you need, this isn't /fit/

>>25886848
One day, six.

>>25886362
>justbewhiteyou'vealreadywon

>>25886528
>19

There'll be more life decisions soon, don't worry

>>25886813
mental control of an 8 year old confirmed

>>25886362
>straight
lies

>>25887129
Oh, I'm sure there will, and I look forward to them.

>>25886362
Don't get married. Don't let anyone shame you for being a straight man. Don't fall for white guilt bullshit.