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>went down on a girl
>can still smell/taste it now
>tried washing my hands and face with tons of soap, no luck
This is honestly gross. I highly advise NOT doing it although it's kind of fun. The smell/taste isn't bad, it's just weird. Anyway, what do? I'm scared my mommy will smell it on me and know I did lewd things. Same goes for the car we did it in, will people be able to smell in the morning?
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>>25883827
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES THIS ISNT A JOKE. Reply to my thread!
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>>25883827
Rub poop on yourself. Problem solved.
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>>25884133
Febreeze or lemons, if not just make your car smell like Chinese food or pizza
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>>25883827
Don't worry about it. Your mom wouldn't even believe you that you went down on a girl even if you showed her pictures.
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>>25883827
Toothpaste should work. Rub it on your skin
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>>25884221
Or your dick
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>>25883827
Eat the beef, get no relief. You brought this upon yourself.
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>>25884185
Thanks for actual advice, sadly it's night and I ate so I can't do those things. I have no febreeze
>>25884191
I'm pretty normal so she would.
>>25884221
>>25884250
Not sure if this is a meme.
>>25884251
I know I did, I just wanted to try it out I guess. As I said in op, the idea of doing it is waaay better than doing it. Anyone who fantasies about it: just stop. Or never act on it.
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i know that feel OP
here is some advise
>avoid women for at least 12 hours
No matter how good you wash yourself you will still smell it.
And women in a 3+ meter radius will smell it too.
I remember waiting for my train and smoking while all the women around were staring at me.
The only thing that helps is a long and hot bath.
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>>25884431
Thanks dude. Will do! Wish I had some cigs, oh well. I'm never doing that again.
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I didnt realize what people meant when they said that girls smell like fish down there until recent
I remember eating a fish taco and being pretty disgusted when remembering where I had recently smelled that particular scent. Isn't super obnoxious or pungent, but that's almost what makes it worse. Yuck.
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>>25884556
top kek m8
you will be craving pussy within 48 hours again
we are wired to like it even tho we know its gross
oh and btw having that slight smell on you makes women attracted to you
they dont even really smell it,they just sense it and they dont even know its pussy
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>>25883827
OH MY FUCKING GOD pho is FUCKING AMAZING. Fuck your complaining this is now a pho thread,
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>>25883827
>>25885076
Where do I find food like this?
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>>25885093
You go to the nearest Vietcong eatery (it will either have English looking letters with a bunch of accents or it will literally say pho somewhere) in your Chinatown or whatever
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Pho pho is the best
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>>25883827
Dude i saw this pic in one of the captchas not too long ago
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Yummy warm goodness going straight to your tummies robots, clearly a strong candidate for /comfy/est food there is
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>>25884425
>>25884221
Toothpaste has some nuts odor eating chemical in it that isn't in soaps. They recommended it for fishy smells in a thing in popular mechanics
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>>25885134
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>>25885186
>meat,noodles,onions
its not that great
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>>25885434
You're out of your fucking mind anon, absolutely disgusting. This is the greatest shit in the planet you would never understand what it feels like. The sensation of the warmth and goodness of dat broth making first contact with your taste buds, having it travel down your throat and straight into your tummies where it fills you up with yummyness and goodness. It is absolutely god tier food and by far one of the most comfiest foods around anon. Absolutely disgusting anon fuck outta mah face
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>>25883827
>be with girl that associates with my mom
>be spending the night with girl
>doin the cunny
>go see mom later with her
>hug mom
>"whew son you need a bath. you got some odors"
>i forgot to wash my face
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>>25885173
That's my pic senpai ;_; I posted it yesterday too though in another thread with this title I made
I took it on Sunday.
BTW pho is pretty good... kinda want it again now
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>tfw vietnamese gf
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>>25885525
Lmao dude. Was my fear exactly. I ran to the bathroom as soon as I got home and scrubbed.
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>>25885525
guy should have some drops of sweat on him
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try vinegar or lemon juice or vegetable oil
some sort of acid or oil that can get rid of it
water won't do shit
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