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See you fags later, I'm done, I've graduated, no longer a robot virgin. You guys have been good don't get me wrong, cheers for all the support and stuff. As my last gift to you faggots you better buckle up and get ready for a fucking greentext.

>Be me, graduating high school soon
>Fuck
>Going to graduate a virgin and without the love of a woman
>Over teen years had the odd sexual encounter at parties and whatever
>All encounters were just from being in the right place at the right time
>18 years of isolation
>Friendzoned so many times by girls for being too much of a cuck
> Probably developed something that would be diagnosed as depression but it was just being a miserable fuck
>Browse through millions of feels when no gf posts
>Discovered /r9k/
>Home
> A couple years of being a robot
>Shit's entrenched into my soul
>See so many sad men, become one of them
>Turn into an edgy autist
>Become the cancer of society
>Criticise everything, nothing is good enough
>Fuckthisgayearth.png
>At a friend's house about a month ago
>One of the hottest chicks in my year
>"You wouldn't message her"
>Shoot her a smartarse inbox, not expecting reply
>Instant reply
>Shit
>Robot panic mode activates
>Play it cool Anon
>Remain funny, calm, and collective
>Remember to use false confidence
>A month passes, we meet up, can't stay off each other
>Meet up again, make it official
>I have a girlfriend, what the fuck
>She kisses me, I pull her on top
>Have been on a permaboner since she arrived
>She pulls my cock out, starts rubbing it against her pussy
>Should I put it in?
>Fuck it
>Put my cock inside her, what the fuck
>I'm no longer a virgin
>Existential crisis ensues inside my head
>Focus and don't fuck this up
>Fuck her and she starts moaning and shaking
>I'm doing this right wtf
>Cuddle for an hour afterwards
>She leaves for her house
>I drink a glass of milk then take a shit
>Inner thought on the shitter

TL:DR
I was a depressed and lonely virgin, now I'm not.
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Power of Pussy lad
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>>25883092
No one's cares you speshul snowflake.
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This is some high quality cringe.
Kill yourself. Fuck I hate teenagers.

>>25883174
Pretty much this.
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>>25883092
so that's it? all you did was message her?
what did you say?
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>>25883092
this is called a late bloomer
get the fuck out of here normie scum
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>>25883215
Fuck up weab
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>>25883292
>go to 4chan
>complain about anime

>>>/reddit/
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>>25883092
Been there and done all that too and believe me, you will return here
Hahahahahaha
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>>25883174
>>25883215

This

>18 year old Chad faggot with friends, normiebook, and the ability to get a gf without effort posts about how he was a "depressed" "robot" but now he had sex

fucking kek, just get out faggot.
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>>25883459
>normiebook
Fuck you guys are in deep
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