I'm a 32 year old virgin, how about you guys?

>>25882273
29 year old virgin, r9k dos not have many virgins, wizchan might be best

30 years old, had sex literally once and would trade it to even get to sniff Nepgear once

30. I'm ok with it and no one bothers me about getting married and shit

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>>25882273
How do you guys go this long? like has a girl never tried to approach you or you just dont go outside? Like just visiting places as a adult there is so many girls. Idk mabwy you are all just fat and ugly but its so east just try faggots.

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>>25882538
Im to drunk to type

>>25882312
>r9k dos not have many virgins
Has /r9k/ fallen this hard?

I'm a 24 year old virgin, but I have no job, no social circle, and autism, so I might as well be a 99 year old virgin. It doesn't bother me though, I'm not attracted to old hags and the real qts are illegal anyways.

>>25882648
Holy fuck. Do you live off neetbucks or with parents? Thats fucking sad i would have killed myself by now

>>25882685
I live with my mom. I don't think it's sad, but the idea that other people think it's sad gives me anxiety about my situation, like I should change it so they don't feel bad. But I never do.

Really it's not that bad, interacting with other people is far worse. At least now I have a lot of time for my hobbies. I'd honestly be comfy if it weren't for other people implying I shouldn't be.

>>25882781
How often do you go outside? And how much can you get a month for saying you cant work and some bullshit. Also how often do you go outside?

>>25882838
>How often do you go outside?
I go to the gym at night, and I work on projects in a shed in the backyard if that counts.

>And how much can you get a month for saying you cant work and some bullshit.
I don't know, I've never tried.

>>25882887
Oh at least your not on neetbucks. and at least your not fat holy fuck i asked in my last post 2 times how much you go outside im wasted good talking to you man.

im 20 years old and Kissless handholdless girlfriendless virgin, am i doomed?

>>25883003
Not at all. I was you two years ago. Today I am 22 and have banged 4 girls. your fine.

>>25882538
>like has a girl never tried to approach you

Of course not. That's rare for even average guys.

>>25883065
how do i do this without... become a bee or a just?

>>25882273
27

But I was kissed

I'm a 20 year old cuck. My girlfriend fucks other men while I wear chastity.
I like it. I like being her bitch.

>>25883003
>>25883065

Don't listen to him. I'm 23 and still stuck in the hole. Everybody is different.

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>>25882273
Almost 26 desu senpai

It is slowly getting easier as my hormones settle down

Thank god for that

>>25883114
Easy, Don't be a NEET. Do something. get a job, go to school , do literally anything outside your house with other people involved. be cool to everyone, guys and girls. Drink to loosen up around chicks if you have to.

I'm a 19 year old KHTV and have never spoken to a female that wasn't my mother or a cash register.

>>25883194
Just because your a fucking tool, doesn't mean he has to be one. At least I was being optimistic, which coincidentally is the 1st step to actually getting laid.

>>25883307
rude normie

>>25883307
>wanting to get "laid"
Get out.

>>25882538
there are more men than woman in this world,and even more good looking woman than men

>>25883361
Who wouldn't want to get laid? Having sex is extremely fun and feels amazing.

>>25883307
>>25883339
>>25883361
>>25883394

I don't even really want to get laid unless its someone I care about, might as well save my virginity. I would however like to kiss and maybe hold some cutie's hand

>>25883394
Get out.
>>25883415
>caring about 3D whores
>wanting to kiss Chad's "cute" cumhole
Get out.

23 here.

>>25883278
Made it through two years of college and three years of work with my virginity.

>>25883415
You really buy that bullshit that your virginity is a "special little snowflake to be cherished"?? It's not. It's a burden that is blocking you from getting real life experience and truly enjoying the best part of human existence.

25 KV

>>25882538
>like has a girl never tried to approach you

If girls approached me, I wouldn't be on this site.

>>25883475
>Sex is the absolute best thing in life

>>25883448
You didn't read the second half of the post.
>be cool to everyone, guys and girls. Drink to loosen up around chicks if you have to.
Go out to the bar or chill at a coffee shop or go on a trip. Talk to people and get to know them.

>>25883517
If it's not ,then what is?

>>25883532
weed and huffing gasoline

>>25883307
No, your just pandering to his beliefs with just world fallacies. It won't JUST happen. You need to make it happen.

>>25883448
>Made it through two years of college and three years of work with my virginity.

Made it 6 years of collage being a KV.

Ended up dropping out.

>>25883583
I never suggested that he would not have to put any actual effort in, just that hes not "DOOMED FOREVER".

>>25883475
>the best part of human existence

dude if it's anything like fapping, you feel great for about... 10 minutes, amazing for about 10 seconds to a minute afterwards, then you go on with your day or cuddle up

>>25883521
I tried, but people find me boring and never wanted to hang out. So I just ended up keeping to myself.

>>25883638
go do something interesting then instead of sitting on your computer all day.

>>25883637
It's not like fapping. at all. You doing it with a real girl that you get to hang out with, do stuff together, flirt and fuck. It doesn't end after 10 minutes.

Turning 31 soon.

Honestly this year I've had more attention from girls than every other year combined. Still worried that if she finds out I'm a virgin at my age I'm (not) fucked.

>>25883767
>You doing it with a real girl that you get to hang out with, do stuff together, flirt

And you can't do any of that as a virgin?

>>25883825
It makes it all more fun when you know the two of you are gonna fuck at a later time.

>>25883723
like what senpai?

>>25882273

23 soon.
I'm insecure about it still, but I'm accepting this won't change without a hooker.

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20 year old virgin.

Could probably loose it fairly quickly if I lowered my standards.

>>25882538
Well, I AM fat and ugly, and have no willpower and self-esteem to do anything about the first issue.

>posted anime picture
>complains about being a 32 y/o virgin

I see nothing wrong here. I bet you jerk off to your jap cartoons too and have a room filled with action figures and worthless imported DVDs. Kill yourself now because your life isn't going to get better. Your 20's are gone and your 30's isn't looking so bright either.

>>25883885
You got money? Book a flight to frankfurt. Rent a car. Drive to the nurburgring and do a few laps around it.
You broke? Go take some mushrooms and climb a mountain.

>>25882538
>like has a girl never tried to approach you
How would someone go about approaching an invisible person, anon?

>>25883954
OP wasn't even complaining you stupid normal faggot
You sound like the one complaining
>wahhh why do you people watch stupid japanese cartoons?
>why can't they be a boring normalfag like me who judges people for having interests outside of being a slave to society's norms
your life is probably shittier on the inside than all of ours

18 year old virgin. At least ive been kissed on the cheek

24 in a couple more months

>>25882538
I live in the middle of nowhere and was raised in a house with a lot of domestic abuse issues, it's made me kind of wary of getting close to other people. I feel like I won't be able to experience normal romance.

>>25882538
I have no job and rarely leave the house. I've also never had any friends.

Normies can't seem to understand how someone can never have had any friends or go more than 2 days without leaving the house, but we're an invisible people to them, so I'm not surprised.

22 year old KV
Creating and maintaining personal relationships is impossible for me.
Takes too much time and effort, and inevitably ends in disappointment.
I'd rather watch anime than try to get a GF.

>>25884184
We get it, you have no friends or much of a life, but what you don't get is that it doesn't have to be that way. So much more you could be doing with your body and mind.

>>25884219
>Be friendly
>Nobody wants to be your friend

>>25884219
Lmao, like what? Being a slave to pussy? Or your boss Mr. Shekelstein for 40 hours a week?
Normie delusion is hilarious.

>>25884219
>but what you don't get is that it doesn't have to be that way
It's too late to change to my life without great effort, and I'll always be angry that I missed out on so much when I was younger.

Besides, I have a perverse sense of pride in the fact that I'm nearly 30 and a virgin. I don't want to lose that, it's the only thing I have.

>>25884259
The Irony here is incredible. You think I am the delusional one? You see all those people with good jobs, and a girl and goals and ambitions. You notice how those people are happy? Now look at all the NEETs on /r9k/. Notice how they are all depressed and suicidal?
>B..But..m'mr.sheklstein...durr...wageslave...cuck

>>25884411
I think you're confusing cause and effect here, anon.

>>25884411
>all those people with good jobs, and a girl and goals and ambitions.
what percent of wages do you think that covers?