How is it even possible to be a virgin in your mid 20s? I mean

I'm in my late twenties and I've been a shut-in since highschool.

>>25881687
Standards don't exist so that they can be lowered.

>>25881687
virgin people get bitter dude
this coming from a 18 khv

Lack of social skills or a social life provide few opportunities after school, especially if you didn't go to university.

There's also becomes a point where the fear of being found out as a virgin is worse than remaining one

>But wouldn't you eventually as an adult get horny enough to start trying to meet people?

What is masturbation?

OP is clearly a huge fucking normie but I'll bite. Have you considered that somebody might be waiting for the right girl? No, because you're a fucking normie shit who would fuck anything with a hole. Don't get me started on your inability to connect with others emotionally. The fact that normies are the majority is proof that the world is an awful place.

>>25881687
i agree op

I hardly left my room in college, yet still got laid.

>>25881789
that's why you are a normie

>>25881687
I only leave my house to go to the gym or get groceries with my mom. I'd like to fuck but I don't like all the socialization that goes along with it, and I don't want to pay a hooker because the idea is gross to me and I associate it with black people.

I guess that's your answer, OP.

25 KV

Don't go out to bars or clubs. Haven't ever approached a girl and haven't been approached.

>>25881773

This.

And when you move out of your parents basement you are finally free to jerk off when ever and where ever.

>>25881784
>Have you considered that somebody might be waiting for the right girl?

The ultimate abnormie virgin excuse.

You ain't waiting for shit, faggot. Stop lying, you dishonest, degenerate omega

>>25881824
>he doesn't masturbate on the go

get with the times gramps

>>25881799
you don't wanna talk and you don't want a hooker?
wtf do you want then?

I'm just really homosexual.

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>>25881729
have you tried going outside?

>>25881756
18 isn't that bad, you still have time and girls around your age are probably loose and won't mind if you're an amateur in the bedroom too much. at least make an effort so you won't end up like the almost 30 year old NEETs who've never tasted puss before

>>25881749
if you're an ugly, skinny manlet nerd who's consistently shut down after only approaching girls who look like models, yeah, maybe you should consider lowering your standards a bit

>>25881784
>implying you need some intense emotional connection
>implying you can't just go out with someone you have a mutual attraction with and fuck them a few times
Protip: it's what the rest of mankind's been doing for decades

>>25881789
same

>>25881813
>haven't ever approached a girl
why not? the guy almost always has to do the approaching. get some balls and just try, face rejection a few times until you no longer give a shit.

>>25881824
yeah and you can do things like invite some girl into your house and fuck her on your living room sofa

>>25881687
I don't know. Can you get someone to have sex with me?

>you'd think you guys would eventually at least fuck an ugly/fat girl
I would rather be a virgin than fuck someone I didn't find attractive.

>>25881687
I actually agree with you, Op.

If you're still a virgin in your 20s, you're seriously fucking pathetic. After high school you can literally reinvent yourself and become whoever you want. You can approach girls who have no past to judge you on.

I have no sympathy for any of you "forever alone" faggots.

>>25881841
I want to fuck, I told you already.

Because I have a low libido and am only interested in monogamous relationships

Also gay

>>25881863
>why not?
I have a real small penis. Micro penis. I don't have the confidence to approach woman or even imagine having sex.

>>25881880

Not if you stay in the same town

>>25881863
>>implying you can't just go out with someone you have a mutual attraction with and fuck them a few times
What's the point of casual sex when VR porn and fleshlights exist?
Sex is worthless without emotional connection.

>>25881863
I have asked out over 400 girls. They all said no. So stop with this, oh your not trying to lose your virginity thing.

>>25881863
>why not?

I know I don't really have anything of value to offer a girl, I wouldn't do well in a relationship, and the only sort of extended semi-contact I had with a girl felt exhausting and smothering.

Even if a girl magically said yes for some reason upon being approached, I know it would be a failed relationship going in. I'd rather rot than willingly walk headlong into that kind of stress and hurt.

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2D girls are all I need

>>25881905
Me too, I'd only really want to have sex with a man after establishing a meaningful connection with him. I have the libido of a frigid butch lesbo.

>>25881905
are you a sub 5'6" girly boy with a shaved asshole? if so I can help you get rid of that v-card

>>25881880
>just click the button anon!'
>then you can be whoever you want!

Go back to watching your movies faggot

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>>25881687
For those of us that are attractive or in shape feel we can and should do better than a fat chick. Dine of us aren't degenerates who want to just have sex, dine of us also want to get married as a virgin and have a meaningful relationship. My parent's friends are almost all divorced, my parents aren't, they were virgins when they got married. People hate it when they find out, because my parents try preach the healthy godly life style. I don't want a slut who loves sex, I want a wife that loves me.
pic related. I'm a kisses virgin, yes I'm bitter, because I wasn't born in an age where people understand the principles of life. God's justice can not sleep forever.

>>25881863
>>25881756 here
I don't know were to start op
seriously
tinder doesn't work
I have nothing to leave home for (except blazing with some friends now and then, no girls involved)
And on top of that, I am awkward and ugly
I want to

>How is it even possible to be a virgin in your mid 20s?
easy, I've never asked out a girl. it's that simple

>>25881946
me
>>25881948
I'm a 5'8 shaved girly boy

>>25881902
You gotta make it happen dude
This is coming from a 30 khv
If you don't move, you won't get shit
I tried not moving
And wizardry came

>>25881946

I think I'd be happier as a hetero tobequitehonest

>>25881948
If I wanted empty sex I'd just go on grindr.

>>25881863
>Standards guy
I don't approach women I want because I'd be unsuccessful; I don't approach women I don't want because I don't want them. Find the flaw, I'll wait.

>>25881950
are your parents mormon or something? how does someone become so weird?

>parents married as virgins

chances are your dad has invited a big black guy into the bedroom to actually satisfy your wife since he has no experience besides her

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>>25881687
>But wouldn't you eventually as an adult get horny enough to start trying to meet people?
Nah, with all this porn readily available, along with my onahole, my sex drive is practically gone, and thank god for that, I'm too much of a sperg to court a women in this day and age

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>itt: i'm scared of rejection so I'll just not try

beta virgins, beta virgins galore. Darwin's principles truly in action.

>>25881990
yeah if I was a hetero girl I could find a pure intellectually sound bf like this
>>25881950

Less than 3 weeks till I'm 31. Had a really warped perception on dating/relationships and not getting a career going earlier in life hasn't helped.

>>25881863
>have you tried going outside?
This post is extremely frustrating.

>>25881767
This!

If you're found out as a 20+ virgin you lose any social ground you think you might have had
You can't be funny because any jabs will be returned with "whatever virgin"
People don't take any advice from you even if you are an expert because "he can't even get laid, why does he think he can do something better than me"
And they also think something is wrong with you and give you a wide birth.
Being made fun of for virginity is worse than getting the piss beat out of you.

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>>25881969
Hit the nail on the head familam.

>>25881922
>Sex is worthless without emotional connection.

Says the inexperienced virgin

>>25881989
But I don't want what I'd be trying for. Women are shit. Lolis are alright but they turn into women so they are shit too. There's no good option. I'll probably just wait for VR and become a wizard.

>>25882033
Why would I participate in a race when I'm crippled?

>>25882061
Yes I'm an inexperienced virgin.

>>25882046
THIS
Never let them know it
NEVER
I let one guy know I was a KV at junior hs
Biggest mistake I have ever made (second actually)
Don't let anyone know about that shit

I'm pretty much autistic, and also dislike promiscuity and casual sex for religious reasons. I am the anon that has been considering monastic life.

>>25882077

Normies hate the idea of someone dropping out of the rat race. It really bothers them to think the game is rigged, where life's gifts are distributed unevenly and unfairly.

>>25882083
The fact that you have to lie to get ahead just makes me not want to get ahead. Enjoy pretending, I guess.

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I want to have sex with someone who loves me.

Why would I spend money on a skanky-ass escort when I could just jack off?

>>25882083
>>25882046

If people knowing you're a virgin keeps them away then I need a fucking shit that has the word VIRGIN on it in big letters. I know for a fact it won't keep people away because I WANT people to leave me alone but that means it'll never happen.

>>25882083
Who the fuck would I tell? I have no friends but the ones online.

>>25882046
I never lie about about my virginity. I believe there is sanctity in sex.

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>>25881795

not a normie. i just don't watch anime or play vidya

>>25882122
I need a fucking shirt*

>>25882104
Ahead of what? I lie to survive in a society where people get ostracized for stupid shit that's irrelevant to the individuals around them.

>>25882104
I hope someone throws acid on your roast beef flaps and melts them together so you can never have sex again you fucking disgusting roasty toasty bitch.

>>25882104
Dude
In real life, you won't find a single person that won't make fun of you for it
It's lying or dying

>>25882102

Normies don't think that at all. You're making things up to help you reframe you life of failure and shame

>>25881687
As you get older, you get less and less horny until you don't really give a fuck any more. This process is only accelerated the longer you go as a forever alone.

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>>25882079
Exactly. There are billions of men just like you, who actually behave as if there were two testes dangling between their legs. Men who have fucked hundreds of times in their lives with multiple females. And chances are plenty of them will be fucking some vagina tonight, or at the very least trying to get a girl's number or set up a date where they will be in the future.

And yet you're all alone, speaking as if you understand sexuality at all, despite fully admitting you're inexperience. Isn't it funny?

getting sex is a numbers game and no one here really wants to leave the CPU to get rejected 20 times a night.
some people are looking for more than one night stands as well.

the common denominator is that we don't know where to go to meet women compatible with us and then when we do know, we lose courage in the dating scene because it is extremely bad, not even worth it bad, for both sides.

>>25882170

>being a virgin means you're a failure

Normies kek

>>25882149
I'm a 24 year old virgin male.

>>25882148
>>25882150
I'd rather be ostracized/die then. If someone would make fun of me for being a virgin I don't want to be friends with them.

>>25882122
Being a virgin isn't a deterrent.

Being an autistic virgin who is obsessed with it and has a fuck ton of other issues does tho.

Being a virgin is just like the tip of the iceberg, noticeable but not that bad, till the underside is discovered.

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Nobody wants to have sex with me.

What's hard to understand about that?

>>25881687
I'll only lose my virginity to a girl I'm in a serious relationship with who's also a virgin. I don't care much for sex so I either get what I want or end up alone. This is pretty self imposed, I'm fairly attractive so I wouldn't have trouble if I wanted hookups buy the idea disgusts me way too much.

>>25881687
18 kv here.
2D girls are superior

>>25881687
Because I'm 5'4

I was gonna get a hooker, but my area recent had one of those "flush the john" operations, and now I'm paranoid about picking up a hooker. I don't wanna get arrested for something so stupid.

>>25882170
They just want to believe that with hard work anyone can get anywhere (they are right somewhat)
But when someone gets pissed of from the fact that they will have to compensate for what some people where simply granted, normies hate it

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>>25882181
>being a slut or man-whore
Into the fire it goes.

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You are put on this planet for two things... to eat correctly and fuck correctly. Fat virgins failed both of their objectives.

>>25882181
Who are you to tell him how he should feel? To him, sex means something more then just mutual masturbation. He wants something more then just sticking his cock in a random girl for the sake of sticking cock in a warm hole.

>>25882181
There's nothing to understand about sexuality.
Countless lifeforms before you have accomplished the exact same thing, it's nothing impressive.

>>25882191
Dude I am a virgin too, a kissless one
But that is simply the truth
I don't like lying, but that's what it takes
People don't think is wrong mocking someone for being a virgin, so why would I think is wrong to deceive and lie to them?
Fuck them

>>25882191
Being completely ostracized in a work environment is NOT fun.

>>25882253
But why bother lying? Why not just be alone?

>start talking to grill from class daily
>started snapping with her a few days ago, but nothing sexual at all
>just found out she's muslim (but she doesn't look it desu)
what do? move on or keep trying? she's my friend either way, but if there's no chance of anything, I don't want to make it weird by flirting

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>>25882250
and yet, you only exist because thousands of your ancestors succeeded in being able to reproduce. the genes that failed? they no longer exist. their progeny doesn't exist. and because you're a bitter virgin, your progeny will never exist either. but the children of normalfags will rule the world, and they'll prune out undesirables like yourself one by one.

>>25882263
I'm a NEET so I wouldn't understand, but that does sound bad. Can't you find some way to work alone? Like in school if you couldn't find a partner you just did the project by yourself. That sort of thing.

>>25882232
You are put on to this planet to do whatever you want. Thank goodness for sentience.

>>25882274
Dude stop being like that
you sound like some edgy pre-teen emo or something
I am kv, but being alone is not cool at all
Unless you enjoy solitude, then good for you

>>25882181
>implying having testes is some kind of social obligation
>implying promiscuity is necessary for masculinity
>implying one needs to break chastity in order to understand whether or not its a good thing
>posts bm/ww interracial couple

This is /pol/ tier b8. Get the fuck outta here retard.

>>25882263
Seriously, this is why being a monk would be great. None of them would ever think something was wrong with you for being a virgin.

>>25882181
I don't see what's really wrong with being alone.

>>25882296
my siblings will reproduce and our genes will survive

>>25882220
Just bring a gun and have a shoot out with the cops.

>>25882333
I'm not dark enough to get shot dead by the cops.

>>25882317
I don't enjoy solitude, but being around normies is even worse than being alone. Talking to people is anxiety-inducing, so there has to be a really good reason for me to want to do it.

>>25882296
>but the children of normalfags will rule the world
How so? What if some KV robot decides to built machines that wipes out all the other normies in this world?

>>25882307

spotted the tranny

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>>25882327
>settling for the homosexual rationale
whatever helps you sleep at night, cuck

28y.o KV checking in. at this point sex seems completely alien to me, like i cant even imagine what it's like to be naked together with a girl in the same room. it's my fault though, i should fix my penis and fat physique.

>>25882306
You would have to interact with people regardless of how alone you want to be. And being alone for 8-10 hours a day isn't fun when you aren't doing nothing.

>>25882368
i literally am homosexual
homosexuals exist to create and preserve the culture, heteros exist to propagate the race

>>25882362
Spotted the anon

>>25882377
This
I am not that old, but really
Being a KV for too long will destroy any hope in your mind
Women will become something alien
I am already terrified about being around them

>>25882360
>nutless phaggot can't even muster up the balls to kiss a girl
>implying someone too dumb to get laid is smart enough to build a robot
>implying they'd be able to kill anyone and just wet themselves and an hero (Rodger's style) when they realize they're fucked

>>25881687
>But wouldn't you eventually as an adult get horny enough to start trying to meet people?

When I get horny I look up some wank material and wank.

How hard is that to understand?

Besides, relationships aren't really about horny-ness anyway.

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>>25882398
lol, ok then queer

homosexuals exist to be mocked by sane people

>>25882410
>implying someone too dumb to get laid is smart enough to build a robot
Nice shitposting, Isaac Newton died a virgin dude
srsly

>>25882410
what does being intelligent have to do with getting sex?

>>25881687
I just gave up and I'm spending money on whores

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>>25882438
>stealing calculus from Leibniz (who actually got laid)
>on par with building a robot

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>>25882410
>implying lack of social skills must indicate lack of intelligence
Thanks for outing yourself, retard normie.

>>25881687
I have no interest in dating women and playing their games. I'll rather stay a virgin than deal with all the crap of a relationship.

I'd rather live alone then settle for anything less than a conservative virgin gf. I don't see the point in dating 95 percent of girls. They can't cook or clean, their entitled, can't manage money, constantly need to one up each other, treat me as a status symbol for them,have overall shitty personality, and are all used up. What's the point in dealing with that shit. At least if I'm alone I can spend my own money on whatever I want and have fun with friends without some bitch ruining my life even more.

I'm past the point of no return. The urge of relationships gets killed by routine masturbation. Getting a gf does not occur to me at all

>>25882471
he was still smart enough to steal something and getting his name on history kek

>>25882440
when's the last time you saw a girl go home with a mentally retarded or illiterate guy?

>can't get a gf
>had 14 hired gfs
>no more good hired gfs near me
Back to suffering

>>25882498
this normie guy I know is literally illiterate and he has a normie wife

seriously this guy is special ed retarded in regards to reading and writing

>>25882498
You just described america dude kek

im 25. i started out from the rock bottom in my teen age. terrible self esteem, skin condition (lots of acne and shit, now its much better, traces are still noticeable, but the important thing is that i've learned to not give a fuck about it anymore). objectively speaking, i'm 5/10 or 6/10 now

had a short relationship when i was 17. just kissing, no sex.

however i was the "nice and funny guy that laughs a lot and doesn't offend anyone" so i ended up having lots of male friends in high school and college. so i had that going for me. im still in touch with 95% of them.

but i was scared shirtless of talking to girls and trying anything with them, so i didn't kiss a girl again until i was 21. at that moment i decided that i don't want to live like a retard anymore. it's not just because of sex, i decided to defeat my fears. i read countless self-help books and other stupid shit. but practice is the only thing you need. for the past 4 years (starting at 21) i have been learning things that normies start learning when they are 13. i started approaching random girls. it was mega cringe. i failed lots and lots of times terribly. often in front of my friends.

but i kept going. i went out partying with friends a lot. eventually i got better. in the past 12 months i have been hooking with lots random girls at parties and stuff, at least one girl per month. in my best month (june 2015) i hooked up with 3 different girls. gotten a few blowjobs. kept in touch and "dated" with few of them

friends and new people around me started to look at me as a womanizer. rofl

but still no dick in pussy sex. mostly because of me, i'm tripping that i want to do it with a girl i love.but slowly that "fear" is going away. i think that i am ready to remove my curse. i will fuck the next girl i hook up with.

it might be hard to believe, but there you have it OP.

to all other anons, you have to try. you will fail, but you will get better. thats all there is to it. dont give up

>>25882498
That has nothing to do with what you said though

>>25882527
Dude
gtfo normie

>>25882498
Here:

>>25882296
>>25882181

This is content, robofag.

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>>25882494
apparently he was always extremely unhappy and angry to be around. some suspected a closet fag too. tesla was also a genius virgin, but died penniless and talking to birds. too bad he couldn't fuck them.

>>25882527
are you a manlet? you must be at least 5'4" or shorter

>>25881922
But you are a virgin
You don't know casual or passionate sex

>>25882490
This process needs to be more commonly known on r9k. Lots of normies come here thinking the urges of a long-term robot are the same as their urges, when this is definitely not the case.

>>25881925
It depends how you asked anyways

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>>25882527
Daily reminder to everyone that if you like house parties, concerts, frat parties, or clubbing, you are a filthy normie.

>>25882489
Modern women are useless for anything but sex, and even then you know that they've had plenty before you.

>>25882576

nah im 5'10 actually m80

>>25882576
Normies literally must shove it on your face that you're a loser

>>25882613
>tfw 18 khv that loves partying and lsd
sorry I failed you

>>25882622
that's even more pathetic then, since you're at the very least of somewhat average height. maybe you need plastic surgery?

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I'm a 35 year old virgin and I don't even care anymore.

>>25882046
What a shitty place you live if people make fun of you just for being virgin

>>25882613

i am become filthy normie. but i was robot

it is possible.

dont let your memes be dreams

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>>25882650
if i was in your position i probably would have killed myself at 25. why are you even alive?

>>25881687
>How is it even possible to be a virgin in your mid 20s?
As a man, once one gains control of sexual impulses it is actually quite easy to remain a virgin, and actually takes quite a bit of effort for some.

>But wouldn't you eventually as an adult get horny enough to start trying to meet people?
As you get older (in 20s) your hormones equalize from the raging inferno of teenage years. From there it only takes discipline and understanding of ones own libido and how to take care of ones own needs. Be it masturbation, meditation and/or prayer, or whatever; one can find sexual release and even satisfaction from better knowing themselves sexually.

>Honestly confused, you'd think you guys would eventually at least fuck an ugly/fat girl or just get a hooker or something at the very least if you're highly undesirable.
Their is often more going on then just the goal "fuck somebody no matter what for reasons". Different values and reasons that relate to that particular individual. These can range from personal values, self image problems, social issues and attitudes, etc. At the end of the day most just don't chose to actively chase after any opportunity to get laid because for many that is not really their end goal. For some it is as simple as wanting acceptances and feeling desired or wanted for the first time in their lives.


I guess I can get personal of my reasons since I am 25 and still a virgin.
I believe that my first time should be with someone who I care about and who cares about me. But I really dislike getting close to people emotionally and don't really desire close interpersonal relationships, including romantic relationships.
I also could do not see myself as desirable in any regard so I instantly view rare interest with suspicion and distrust, which makes the forming of close interpersonal relationships all but impossible.
Lastly I am content being on my own and don't feel the need for sex or being in a relationship as a source of validation.

>>25882646
>>tfw 18
There's your problem.

Come back when you have pubes kid

>>25882579
I'm an XXY, I never really experienced male puberty.
It's really weird to see the libidinal force absolutely SUBJUGATE the minds of the boys I grew up with. Sex possesses and changes people, it's disturbing from my perspective.

>>25882613
Don't forget alcohol and weed, degenerates.

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>>25882687
>>25882613
This post is entirely true

>>25881687
Born too late to have a faithful American wife.
Born too early to have a harem of sexbots.

Whole board is filled with virgin neckbeard neets who spend their life crying and blaming their failures on other pepople instead of growing it. Enjoy your rostie memes and supermodel standards even if you look like shit, losers

>>25882650
>Anime reaction pic
>35yrs old virgin

Fucking pathetic desu

>>25882646
I usually go a full semester or so without human contact besides my professor and family. Being a khv isn't the only barometer for robotness, and 18 isn't even that odd, but really, I don't usually leave my dorm for anything other than class and food.

>>25882438
But he actually made something of his life
Not like you robot scum

>>25882709
Please leave femanon, this place isn't for you.

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>>25882674
>I guess I can get personal of my reasons since I am 25 and still a virgin.
>I believe that my first time should be with someone who I care about and who cares about me. But I really dislike getting close to people emotionally and don't really desire close interpersonal relationships, including romantic relationships.

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>>25882650
Well you post animue girls, it's no surprise you're a virgin.

>>25882743
No dude
it is
at least in my country where girls are considered piss easy and most teen girls already fucked in at least one club bathroom

>>25882666
Why not?

Roblox

>>25882756

Spoke like a true cuck, my dude.

>>25882666
Because I enjoy other things outside the prospect of having sex

>>25882751
how am I scum?

non-virgin here. casual sex is basically just glorified masturbating desu. I mean sure it feels good and all and it's enjoyable, but it's kind of meaningless and frankly kind of weird (at least for me, I'm an introvert). I haven't had a gf yet (just a fwb that I don't really like enough to go out with) but I imagine sex in a proper relationship would be a lot better.

>>25882736
Why is it pathetic?

10char

>>25882709
But I'm fit as fuck.

>>25882650
41 khv here
get on my level you normie

>>25882613
Thanks god
I have hope now

>>25882666
>killing yourself because you're a virgin

Is there literally anything more pathetic?

Literally read this thread laughing my ass off. Idiots think sex is something to cherish and shit. Sex is easy as fuck, finding out you're A, B, and C by being with the same person for years is the hard part. Where A, B, and C can be whatever psychosis bullshit you've made yourself believe for the past twenty or so years.

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>>25882790
*tips fedora*

>>25882810
>Why is this pathetic

Cause he's a beta cuck

>>25882818
Good.

>>25882666
Just gotta make the best of a shit situation, satan

>>25882709
>rostie memes
But roasties are gross, its not just a meme

>>25881687
>But wouldn't you eventually as an adult get horny enough to start trying to meet people?

That's why I'm quitting masturbation.

>>25882809
>but I imagine sex in a proper relationship would be a lot better.
Not really. It's more about how you have sex then with whom you have it with.

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>>25882768
You still have (presumably) a decent number of friends, go to parties, encouraging the normie culture of degeneracy. That you feel comfortable even attempting to live the normie lifestyle shows that you are not a robot.

>>25882624
What does your height have anything related to the fact of being a virgin or not

>>25882788
I'm no cuck, I'm probably insane but I'd actually beat the shit out of any girl who cheated on me, maybe even kill her if it was serious enough.

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>>25882680
i feel sorry for you. pinning a woman down with her legs spread apart and staring straight into her eyes while pounding into her while she starts panting your name is one of the best experiences you'll ever have.

>why haven't you gone through the same life experiences and upbringing that I have?
>why don't you like the things I like?
>stop liking things I don't like!
wew lad dat daily dose of normalfag ignorance

>>25882848
>*tips fedora*

Haha, nice one man. Well it was fun taking to you.

>>25882848
>Cause he's a beta cuck
You didn't answer my question

>>25882869
meh, I rather do lsd or mdma again

>tfw 19 year old virgin

Is there still hope? I don't know how to talk to girls without looking like an autist.

>>25882874
You know really deep inside you that you would love to have sex
Don't feel bad about it, it's natural

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>>25882666
>>25882775
>>25882790
>>25882842
>>25882850
because literally every other 25 year old person (and plenty younger) around you have succeeded in being sexually able to satiate themselves, while you make up excuses and hate yourself all day

>>25882862
But I don't consider any of them my true friends
I lie to them, a lot
And they give me stupid nicknames
I'm just using them

>>25882885

I literally did, he's a beta cuck, therefore he's pethetic

>>25882877
Put some lotion on your ass senpai

>>25882868
>Virgin

Sure mate, you totally would ;D

>>25882909
>everybody on this board (except for me!!!) is a virgin
wew lad dat normalfag ignorance

>>25882907
Yes, make woman friend and don't fall in love with them, learn how 2 woman speak and profit

23-year-old KV.

>Overweight
>No IRL friends
>Can't drive
>Live in a town of 8000, 2000 of whom are over 65
>Never been comfortable talking to girls, let alone asking one out

It's easy. It's fair to assume any girl I show interest in will turn me down, and none show interest in me.

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I am a virgin in my mid-20s. I also have a college degree, a well paying 8-5 job, and in my free time am a musician that goes on tour a few times a year and plays local shows most other weekends. When I'm not doing that, I go to parties or bars with varying groups of friends.
So, OP, I'm not an antisocial shut-in and have approached girls all across America with nothing to show for it. Please rationalize my existence, without too many buzzwords preferably.

>>25882914
But I don't hate myself.

>>25882907
18 here
I'm on the same boat
I feel like I've already lost it
I missed teenage love
I will never be whole
never

>>25882916
Oh, please, tell me how you are "using" them.

>>25882869
It's not even something that I'm capable of caring about. I recognize that you're trying to emasculate me or instill some kind of primal shame in me but don't you get it? I'm not really a man to begin with, I literally have two X chromosomes.

>>25881687
It's because I look sad. I tried to change it but it didn't work out...that must mean i like it in some way.

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>>25882902
>he's never fucked a teenage girl while high on m

just kill yourself senpai

>>25882874
>>25882928
This is robot ignorance, normalfags aren't even this bad.

Is it possible to get laid by asking a girl "Hey wanna fuck?"?

>>25882914
Got any proof to back up that claim dipshit? Your pretentious wording fails to hide a pathetic appeal to conformity argument.

>>25882954
by smoking free weed and eating free food?
idk what do you want me to say dude

>>25881687
>But wouldn't you eventually as an adult get horny enough to start trying to meet people?


I fap three times a day.

>>25882914
You can be happy without sex and relationship. It will require work, as always

>>25882977
statistically speaking, yes

>>25882938
manlet?

bald?

ugly?

stinky?

dunno m8

>>25882928
When did I said that I have sex before

Wanting to have sex is natural m8, all these faggots are just to cowards, unsecure and have delusions of being "superior" for not wanting sex or doing stuff that normal people do
Also if you people talked more to people, the more easily is to speak a woman, fucking faggets you don't learn how to run if you don't even crawl

>>25882914
So? Still not a reason to not keep living. Is your sentience so primitive you think life is pointless if you don't fuck?

>>25882046
I don't fall for the virgin shaming because that is a way for the jews to enslave me to the vagina jew.

>>25882983
See this, lad, weed is also normalfaggotry.
>>25882687

>>25882938
Lack of confidence
Scary of personal reject
Fear of being hurt

>>25882083
>KV at junior hs
How many non-virgins were there actually in middle school? I can see how maybe an uber normie would make fun of you for not kissing anyone yet, but it seems ridiculous beyond that

>>25882122

here you go bro
http://www.redbubble.com/people/yuengling/works/14132536-i-have-never-seen-a-vagina?p=t-shirt

I just don't want sex, no sex drive and girls are annoying. Simple as that.

>>25882920
Posting anime doesn't mean he's a cuck. I don't know a single cuck who'd ever even seen a single anime. Your claim is baseless

I'm a 28 year old female virgin.

I have tons of social anxiety and I'm really introverted. I've literally never spoken to a male alone ever. Relationships scare me, men scare me, going outside scares me.

Unfortunately, I'll probably never find a husband that wants to deal with me. Oh well, I'll be a NEET cat lady.

i know its hard to imagine, but some people just have crippling anxiety when it comes to women. i used to be that way and had to fight hard to overcome it, alcohol helped a lot. ended up fucking a handful of broads even though im a manlet who is not very attractive. i think i would have paid for it at some point just to have gotten it over with.

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>>25882760
>Emoji as a response on 4chan

>>25882936
That's a lot easier to say than it is to do.

>>25883067
Are you really fat or ugly? You must have had some guys approach you at least a few times or ask you out.

>>25883067
oh boy, here we go

ohboyherewego.jpeg

What is the point of putting my penis in a female if I don't intend to impregnate her?

>>25883067
>men scare me

Well if you can handle talking to the people here then other men will seem much nicer.

>>25881863
>if you're an ugly, skinny manlet nerd who's consistently shut down after only approaching girls who look like models, yeah, maybe you should consider lowering your standards a bit

Or I'd rather jack off for the rest of my life. I ain't hooking up with some fat bitch, ever.

>>25883078
>but some people just have crippling anxiety when it comes to women
that is me
>chad friends
>stoner friends
>nerd friends
>plenty of acquaintances
>khv

>>25883082
It's a b8 m8
Original coment protection

I didn't lose mine til age 25.

I was fat and bullied as a kid then became an extreme loner in high school. It took a long time to even be able to have a normal conversation with anyone after that. Not just because of poor social skills, I just really didn't have much life experience to talk about.

I am 29 now and still don't have much self-confidence but things have gotten better. I don't always feel anxious around people and immediately want to leave. And I can at least talk to girls.

I still do most things alone, just because I got so used to it.

>>25883089
tbhl, the girls can't be robots thing is a meme, it is just rare and much easier for them to get out of it.

>>25881687
>tfw no Sally Draper gf.

>>25883118
no it is not
life to women literally is:
>don't be ugly
but if you are
>don't be fat
simple as that

>>25883118
Exactly. They are temp robots.

>>25883118
There is no getting out of being a robot, you stupid normalcunt.

>>25883086
I'm really skinny but average looks. I don't go outside much so I've never been asked out in my entire life.

>>25882046
>>25882083
literal marxist jew shill shitposts

shoo shoo, schlomo

>>25883146
It really is amazing.

>Add femanon
>Would never dream of showing interest in her, but hope she'll at least stay single
>Within a few months she gets a boyfriend

Every time, like clockwork, without fail.

>>25883013
Ah so you're just projecting. Surprised it took me this long to figure it out.

>>25883164
Your family never set you up with a guy?

>>25883146
There are plenty of guys on here claiming to be robots because of those traits alone, lad; they usually don't even have autism or social anxiety meme.

>>25883067
>28 year old virgin
Prime breeding age m'lady.

>>25883158
Fair point. I fell into the trap of considering it kv, which I scolded someone else for. Still, it is -theoretically- possible, though it would take an unlikely combination of autism, ugly, and fat.

>>25883192
Never. I have too many issues to be forced into something like that, I'd have a panic attack on the spot.

>>25883198
But women, no matter how repulsive they are, will still manage to get settled or at least get a pity/desperate fuck

>>25883164
where do you live? I bet you're more attractive than you think

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>>25883008
6'0", full head of hair, not elephant man at least (probably 4-5/10 t b h) and thin, and I doubt it (as in, you can't smell yourself obviously, I shower daily, and nobody's ever brought it up even when roaring drunk). I'll admit I'm pretty damn strange in personality and taste in things, but given all the stuff I've done and the people I've done it with that get laid themselves, it seems even stranger it's never happened for me.
>>25883042
First two are kind of true, but
>have approached girls all across America
And again, many of my traveling companions and good friends could be described perfectly by those three lines and yet are not in my predicament.
I'm guessing it's some kind of fundamental flaw in my personality my male friends and I are completely unaware of (or too polite to say), but fuck if I know what it would be.

>>25883241
> it is -theoretically- possible
You're clinically retarded, get off my board.

>>25883259
What if the guy is really nice and just as shy/nervous?

>>25883263
Very fair point. Barring extreme autism (like, Rei-tier autism), it would be impossible for a woman to be a robot.

>>25883300
It doesn't matter how autistic a female is, she can never be a robot.

Stop.

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>>25881687
I'm in my early 20s and I used to be fat, and recently lost 70 pounds.

I look good with clothes on, but I've got flabby skin now and I don't want to subjugate a girl to looking at my nasty body. I feel bad, because I end up not pursuing girls who are flirting. I feel like I'm living a lie, normal on the outside, flabby and gross on the inside.

>>25883067
>28 years old
A little old for my taste.

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>25 years old
>want first time to be with a fellow virgin
>destined to die a wizard.

>>25883300
>Rei-tier
but people love Rei

>>25883277
What is wrong with hypothesizing about what can and cannot be a robot? Personally, I am not sure if one can be a robot without a mental disorder, but I am going off of the regular definition. I would agree that I have yet to see a female robot, so I cannot confirm whether it is possible to get the traits that I described which could lead to it. Granted, I don't talk to women, so I don't know.

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because i almost died in a car crash, had brain surgery from a genetic brain disease that was made worse from the crash, and can't go outside without having seizures from all the shitty and cheap artificial lighting places love to use for some reason.

on the off chance that i feel okay, i don't want to be bothered by other people.

>>25883198
But even ugly girls have guys occasionally showing interest in them. See: online dating.

Yes, it fucking counts.

>>25883300
but I want a gf with Rei-tier autism

>>25883300
Exactly
True robots are practically paradox locked at being a virgin
As a kv myself, I feel like something real weird would happen if I got laid (or even kissed)

>>25883360
>Personally
Your opinion does not matter, if you don't know what factually makes a robot, you are a normalfag and need to get the fuck off this board right now.

Do not reply to me again, you stupid normalshit.

>>25883330
don't worry, i'm a 24 year old female virgin but i'm too nervous to ever lose it. we can be nervous together.

>>25883330
Date younger and good luck. It's still possible.

>>25882674
Surprisingly well though out.

Sounds like you have more or less resigned yourself to being a virgin forever, which is pretty hardcore in a way.

>>25883348
She would probably reject them out of sheer obliviousness. She clearly is unaware of what sex is beyond being embarrassed when based Shinji tells her she would be a "good mom" (poor Shinji and his autism).

Hmm, though, that would mean it would have to be deliberate... can one deliberately be a robot? I am not sure. If no, then, yes, women cannot be robots, you would be correct.

>tfw debating the essence of being a robot

woman don't like shy guys, woman don't like guys without disposable resources,woman don't like nerds/shutins etc

and when i say don't like it means they will never settle for them, because there are simply too many men to keep them company until its time to marry

>>25883417
Now days the only females young enough to be virgin are underage.

Ugly as sin, small dick with phimosis, socially and mentally deficient, holocaust mode, avoidant and paranoid from all the bullying I've been subjected to and a resentment for all normies, especially women.

Or are those reasons not good enough?

>>25881687
I've asked out tons of girls and got rejected each time.

Prostitution is illegal where I am and I'm too pussy (pun somewhat intended) to risk a police sting.

I'm not traveling across the country or world just to fuck some hooker.

Any more suggestions for me? Thought so.

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>>25881687
bruce campbell was a virgin til he was twenty three and i woulda tenderly loved the shit outta that unibrow-havin, chinny virginal motherfucker

>>25883259
i had the most vicious panic attacks, ask me anything

>>25883457
That's bullshit and you know it. At least 10 percent of girls 18-21 are virgins.

>>25883395
Then, please, tell us, oh Holy See of Autism, tell this poor hermit what factually makes a robot.

>>25881687
>But wouldn't you eventually as an adult get horny enough to start trying to meet people?

are you one of those weirdos that don't know about porn?

>>25883478
>Prostitution is illegal
m8 prostitution is illegal almost anywhere, i hooked up with a whore easy

just find some shady people and they will direct you
just go to the scummiest fuckers you know and ask them about it, mention money

>>25881950
As long as you're religious and go to church it'll all work out for you. Hell, churches end up being the only place you can find a girl who hasn't slept around like a dumb whore by the time women are 20. Good luck senpai.

huffing gasoline >>>>>>>>> sex

>>25883560
how is fucking a Christian girl easier than a random slut? they don't even think about sex and your sack will literally explode before getting any

>>25883597
Can you fucking read dumbass? He wants to wait until marriage.

>>25881863
>until you no longer give a shit
Thats the thing. I already don't. I don't care about sex or dating at all. I'm not interested.

>>25883486
But faggots will have sex with anything

>>25883554
>just find some shady people
I don't know any "shady people." I work in an upscale corporate environment that's SJW to the extreme and in typical robot fashion, have no connections or friends outside of work.

The online escort ads in my area scream police trap.

>>25881863
>mankind has been doing it for ages

lol you dumb normie.
population is increasing at freighning rate, woman have the option to pick ANY men they want (at least a good pool of 3 that suits her needs) and just go with it.

>b-but hows that possible when birth rates are the same
but they are not dumbass,there are 60 million more men than woman and most of them come from undeveloped countries with no stable income whatsoever

>but woman at their 20's are whores, its so easy to fuck them just be acceptable tier
no woman fucks a guy out of pure sex drive, you might get that impression because of club lifestyle and other stories people told you, but no woman will agree having sex with below average men,until she MUST do it

>>25883695
go to the nearest biggest city and ask for contact cards,phones and local newspaper.
they preset themselves as massage practitioners. ask around and you will surely find

I'm a 27 year old virgin.

I have porn addiction and fap once a day. That's enough to get my sex drive in control for a day.. but then this makes it so I wont have enough of a will to meet people. But then I'm addicted, so I cant just quit.

It's a horrible vicious cycle and I'm not sure I can break it.

>>25881687

I'm just too bitter to have sex or form close relationships.

I'd like to have sex, but I'll probably be full wizard until I die.

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>>25883850
>I have porn addiction and fap once a day.

And?

I fap two or three times a day, have 20+ tabs of porn open at all times, and don't really consider myself addicted.

>>25883491
1. where did you get that figgure?
2. what populations are you talking about, or do you think that represents all females of that age range on earth?
3. women lie
4. that is still a small and shrinking pool of potential mates

>>25883425
>which is pretty hardcore in a way.
I don't think so, at least around here (or maybe I underestimated the % of normalfags).

I am not a (positive) hedonist so there is not really a rational reason for me to get bent out of shape for not having sex. If for some reason I do, that is fine. If I don't and never do, that is also fine.

>>25882296
I just came here for the bait. Ty fampai!

>>25881789
You fucked fat/ugly chicks

>start trying to meet people?
No it doesn't work like that.
At some point you realize that you're so disgusting and undesirable that you feel guilty burdening anyone with your presence.
I'd feel bad enough wasting someone's time by forcing them to talk to me for 5 minutes. Any physical contact or intimacy is completely out of the question.

>How is it even possible to be a virgin in your mid 20s?

Because I am a pedo with a sense of ethics.

>>25884877
I know that feel.
It is not a good feel, but it is only a stones throw away from acceptance in my experience.

dropped out of school when i was 13 and have been a shut in ever since

currently 23 now and have 10 years of social isolation under my belt

stats are
white
6'3
7.5 inch
165 pounds
5/10 face maybe 6 on a good day when my skin is really clear

i have no friends and i have no interest in leaving the house trying to meet new people, i'm not chad tier looks so i can't just make a tinder and have some girl come over the same day

whenever i think about hiring an escort i just jerk off and then count my money


basically to answer your question it's really easy to be a virgin, just don't pursue sex. unless you are chad women will NEVER approach you. don't approach = no sex

inb4 lower standards. i'd have no problem having sex with a chubby 4/10 but anything lower than that just isn't reasonable

>>25884882

Same.

Pedo with no real interest in women.

How do you cope with it, fellow pedoanon?

I feel so fucked.

>>25882033
>beta virgins on r9k
Wow, aren't you a smart pickle

I'm normie in the sense that i have a gf of almost 2 years

I'm beta because she was the one who asked me out and for the 1st three months i thought it was an elaborate joke on me (that i was playing along with the get sex)

Rate me

>>25885002
>whenever i think about hiring an escort i just jerk off and then count my money

Lel, dis b me.
I just jerk off to their pics.
Saves me $200 and I don't get STDs

>>25885120
>I'm beta because she was the one who asked me out

Retarded Chad

Please leave my board

>>25885120
>she was the one who asked me out

Must be nice.

Youre probably attractive.

Sex is disgusting and human beings are a shit species. The best thing that i think can happen is a nuclear war takes down the population to a more manageable size, and that a fascist government enforces strict rules on procreation guided with a eugenics program. Hopefully we can get to the point where we can engineer or grow humans without the mating process and then progress further into merging flesh with cybernetics.

>>25882135
what the fuck do you then

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The only way you'ree a virgin in modern society is if it's by choice or you just don't try to have sex. You've accepted that you are not attractive and no woman or man wants you an you've learned to live with that.

being a person who trips into pussy despite the occasional dryspell I don't know what to tell you, virgin guys staying shut in doesnt effect me at all.

>>25885296

>read newspapers
>browse 4chan
>play music
>listen to talk radio

>>25885326
>you've learned to live with that
I have not.

I want to be wanted.

>>25881687
It's possible. 26 Year old Kissless Handholdness virgin here.
I only tried approaching a girl in middle school and I didn't see the signs properly that she was not interested, she rejected me. I've not tried ever since.
I've been horny but masturbation solved it. I don't want to go to meet people. Don't know what I will do now that I am trying the nofap challenge.
I don't want to fuck a girl that is attractive to me. Also hookers carry std and I don't have the money to pay, also it would make me feel bad having to pay for sex when most people get it for free.
Also I hate parties, alcohol and drugs, which makes it even harder to have socialization with people.
So far I accept my fate. Unless a miracle happens I will become a wizard.

>>25885112
>How do you cope with it
If you mean mentally, I dabble in philosophy and living a good, content life.

If you mean sexually, I read erotica and occasionally look at "art" related to my particular interest. I also learn ways of making my fap sessions very satisfying so I can go longer between sessions without being bothered by my libido.

If I think about it, sex is not really a big deal in my day to day life. It is just not worth it.

The answer is I literally don't know how.

Explain to me step-by-step how to get sex, and I will do it tonight.

>>25885400
>and living a good, content life.

How do you do that?

I get more and more depressed as the years pass. I *want* to have a relationship with someone, but I'm just not that interested in women, let alone men. It's really frustrating.

May I ask how old you are?

>>25885120
What did you do for those 3 months? Like dates and stuff?

I am an autistic shut in, even I got a qt weeb gf in college. I would much rather be home watching Anime and playing video games. Girls are dumb and you are only wasting your time unless you find one you want to put a baby inside of tbqh

>>25885526
25

As for how, when I was in my teens I had a existential crises that led me to question everything and start reading all I could.
Then when I was in collage I decided that a combo of empiricism, epicureanism, zen, and stoicsim led to the best life.
I am no sage and still have my dark days, but most of the time I am pretty happy, or at least content.
Shoot, most of the time it is money stuff that gets me down rather then never finding a mate.

The key to not feeling lonely is to make good friends, have hobbies that satisfy you (bonus if you can do them with friends), and have a positive impact on your comunity in some way (like a job where you feel productive and apart of society or community service and volunteer work).

Actually if you are in a position in life where making friends is hard I would strongly recommend meaningful volunteer work. It is almost magic how it lifts the spirits.

>>25882438
isaac newton was a gayboy
no joke, when he was older, he took on a young handsome apprentices and there are multiple letters back and forth about newton wanting him to move in

I'm a diagnosed autist with a bad tendency to worry about stuff too much, so I'm bad at socializing as well as being afraid of the outside world. Doesn't help that I've managed to get myself addicted to the Internet.

>>25885225
So you don't feel bad about being a virgin

>>25886185
>addicted to the Internet.
It is possible to be connected to the internet at all times so that really is not a excuse not to get out every now and again.

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>>25881687
>not being part of the ugliest 1%

fuck off normie

>>25886309
True, but I've always been a "path of least resistance" person, and staying inside on the Internet is easier than going outside.

>>25886282
No, I've openly told people, including females. usually there is no backlash, since im a decent looking guy who looks like he's had gfs before. I just genuinely dislike people. Not trying to be 2edgy4you, its just the way it is.

>>25886104
>volunteering to help normies.

>>25881687
>social success just falls on everyone's lap as soon as they think about starting to try!
no

>>25886431
Because animals, homeless people, and the malnourished are such normies.

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>>25882674
>Their is often more going on then just the goal "fuck somebody no matter what for reasons". Different values and reasons that relate to that particular individual. These can range from personal values, self image problems, social issues and attitudes, etc. At the end of the day most just don't chose to actively chase after any opportunity to get laid because for many that is not really their end goal. For some it is as simple as wanting acceptances and feeling desired or wanted for the first time in their lives.

This. This right here.

>>25886104

Great advise. Thank you.

I'm 27 and find it harder to do anything as time goes on. I must do something to channel positivity into my life for sure.

It just seems easier to turn to the dark side rather than become a jedi, to put it in a Star Wars metaphor.

I hope you lead a great life, anon.

No girl has ever had any interest in me and prostitution is very bad where i live. It's expensive as fuck and the police work hard to try to bust you.

I'm a 24 year old kissless virgin and i'm pretty sure that there's no way any girl would want to have sex with me.

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>>25881784
Keep fooling yourself friend. The "waiting for the right grill" excuse is just one up from the "deluding yourself into being asexual" excuse.

>>25885326

> You've accepted that you are not attractive and no woman wants you an you've learned to live with that.

Finally someone who gets it.

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I just live with my parents and never leave my room. I do nothing but play video games, watch tv, eat, sleep & shit. I'm a 28 yr old virgin now.

>>25881873
Fucking this.

originaloriginaloriginal

>>25883826
>you might get that impression because of club lifestyle and other stories people told you, but no woman will agree having sex with below average men,until she MUST do it

You don't know what you're talking about. There was this one girl I went to school with that I met at a club once. At the end of the night, when the few remaining people stepped out of the club, she drunkenly shouted, "Alright, who of you guys wants to take me home? I need some dick." Most guys were disgusted but the ugliest, fattest dude there was like, "Let's roll!" And so they left together. I know the dude and they definitely smashed that night. She was just horny and didn't care who it was as long as she had someone to fuck that night (early morning, actually).

>>25881880
1/10 bait

Needs a lot of work.

>>25887360
How have ur parents not kicked u out

I don't really have time for anything more than a quick wank on the weekend. I work full time and play video games about 40 hours a week.

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>>25887360
I feel like ranko is just a knock off of takane.

>>25882046
i have a friend that is extremely well-liked and respected within his social circle, went to the best university in my state, is a high-achieving normie, etc.

and he didn't have sex until he was like 23-24ish when he got married to his girlfriend of several years

when i found out he was a virgin i didn't even feel a compulsion to roast him because i had so much respect for him, assumed he probably had a good reason(s) for it (eg. different moral compass from mine that places more value on sex, or maybe his girlfriend wasn't down until marriage, whatever), and most of all, I got the impression that he just wasn't worried about it. That if I'd said something negative, it wouldn't have made a dent in his attitude/sense of self-worth in the slightest.

just offering this up as an example that it's possible to be a male virgin w/ high social status as long as you're inwardly comfortable with it. If you're not, then yeah, people can pick up on that insecurity and roast you for it

My goal is to cum, I don't need another person for that.

Look up Pareto's Principle you dumb roastie.

20% of the men are quite literally fucking 80% of the women.

>>25887392
Are u shitting me ?
The jolly Fat Man
The naughty Santa

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>25888174
Believe it or not, this actually happened. And she wasn't bad-looking either -- just a little coarse.

I'm not a virgin but I have the dating/hookup skills of one. I only lost mine because this random chubby slutty nerd girl started hanging around me in college and when she found out I was a virgin she straight up offered to have sex with me. That was 2006. I had sex with one other chubby slutty nerd girl that also came on to me literally for my dick (we were at a con and drunk and my friend wouldn't shut up about how he'd accidentally found dick pix on my PC and how huge it was), and then I dated a crazy nerd girl that latched onto me after a bad breakup.

If it hadn't been for those "lucky" events, I'd be a virgin, and I haven't gotten with a girl since 2008. None of my friends are any help, my social circle is all either losers or married, there's no women at work, and when I go to big events like cons or to clubs/bars, the women are all in packs and I'm way too intimidated to approach them.

Sometimes women are obviously interested but I'm too afraid to make a move and we end up just talking for a while and then parting ways, and when I've tried to make a move I've been so nervous that I do it totally wrong or at the wrong time and get horribly shot down.

>>25881687
get off my board constantly spamming your low quality bait posts

I fucked a prostitute for the first time a couple weeks ago. She was super sweet and even made me coffee in between fucking. You can literally hire tons of hookers for 30 minutes under 100$.

If you're a virgin, it's because you chose to be one. Ugly girls are easy.

>>25888514
Losing your virginity doesn't mean shit if the person was unattractive.

why would you choose to be a virgin in your 20s when you already could have fucked a hooker?

just do it. not being a virgin helps getting laid... you know

>>25890073
Be sure to get one of those attractive ones who show their faces on pics. Cheap hookers are worthless

>>25890073
What if your celibate or waiting until marriage?

> But wouldn't you eventually as an adult get horny enough to start trying to meet people?

Nope.

> you'd think you guys would eventually at least fuck an ugly/fat girl or just get a hooker or something

Would you eat feces just because you were hungry?

>>25881687
>But wouldn't you eventually as an adult get horny enough to start trying to meet people?
Not really no.
I'm fine with masturbation. The concept of sex and being with a woman and touching a woman is so alien to me that i don't even care.

>>25881687
GTFO
This board isn't for you go back to /b/ reddit tumblr 9fag or wherever you normie scum

>>25890183
i respect that. i was talking to the guys who are whining about women and being virgin.

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>>25881863
>face rejection a few times until you no longer give a shit.
Okay senpai

I'm 21, don't care enough to try. Worrying about virginity is for 16 year olds and spiteful normies.

>>25890168
you are totally right ! dont go for the blurryfaces

You are the worst kind of person. People like you are basically telling homless people "be rich I could do it so you can do it too" completely failing to understand that everything in their life was handed to them. People are rich not because they are good persons or work hard. They are rich because they parents were or because they are born really smart. Life isn't what you deserve. And people like you who fail to realize that not everyone is like them are what is destroying the world.
To answer your question. Just like there are people born poor there are people who are born which out your social skills, people who are afraid of talking to others who don't even know how to socialize. You are like a rich person looking down on the poor and telling them its easy to become rich.

>>25882061

As a normie whose been in LTRs, ONSs, party sex, etc I can confirm that sex without an emotional connection is on the same level as masturbation.

>>25882104

The integrity is admirable, but I don't think you realize how advantageous lying is in every aspect of life.