>we need more guys who will help clean a grown woman when she shits her pants
these niggas are giving us single people a bad reputation
I wonder what fault of the brain makes people say things like that. Maybe they just never learned any better. In any case they have no idea how autistic they sound.
>Are you kidding me??
Every single time.
How the hell is this unoriginal?
>tfw bf eats you out when you're on your period
WHEN DID I GET SO LUCKY?????????/??
>tfw your gf eats your ass after taking a liquid shit and you hear her swallow and gag
>tfw your bf's nose tickles your buttonhole
Ultimate fucking cuck. I used to be just like this, and looking back at this just makes me physically fucking sick. How can someone be such a fucking beta? OH but no, I forgot, it's fucking chad doing all this shit so it's not beta at all when he FUCKING DOES IT.
and meanwhile some tumblr post somewhere
>don't worry men you're great too! We love nice guys! You're perfect! Don't worry about your body! You'll get the girl!
>but I'll go fuck Chad
What possesses these mindless disgusting whores to frequent this website I will never know
Oh yeah its the attention from the betas
>post clearly about period blood
>OP thinks its a woman who shit herself
It's like you kids aren't even trying to pretend you aren't virgins.
I am talking to him right now, newtrip!
>I-I would literally lick up your shit and dote on you no matter what
>Pls someone be my gf
It's sad that people like him don't see just how pathetic they're being.
I think the vast majority of women would find that post odd since they probably don't have a habit of shitting themselves randomly.
Y'all niggas nasty.
>cleaning some whores stanky ass
Do bitches need to be potty trained?
Why don't you respect the rules and leave r9k?
It's more for your own good than anything.
This place is a cesspool, and you can't even relate to all of the shit here.
You made it out of hell.
You made it off of the ride.
Beta bucks does not always mean monetary support. It can also mean emotional support and helping her with stupid shit like cleaning up her period mess. She knows Chad won't do these kinds of things so she has to enlist a beta to do it (while simultaneously blaming betas for the fact that Chads won't participate in beta behavior).
>Implying that I even care about getting a gf
I don't even care about roasties anymore.
I nullify your vaginal powers.
Girls get their period every 4 weeks. It lasts a fucking week. Why baby them 25% of the time because of a normal biological function? Soon they will require it constantly. Many already do.
This has happened to me once before. I just told my bf, took the sheets off the bed and cleaned up. He didn't seem bothered at all by it. If he ever got too drunk and peed the bed, I might react similarly.
Every female I know would be mortified if a guy made that big a deal out of their period, they'd probably prefer to just clean it up themselves and go on with their day.
Also (since I legitimately don't know) is it normal for women to just menstruate in their sleep? Do they not use tampons or pad or that stuff?
I'd probably tease her about it, to be blatantly honest.
Sometimes it can sneak up on you. With experience, you kind of learn what the usual routine is, and learn to read the warning signs. Sometimes you get thrown a curveball though. Especially if you're super tired, or drunk, you don't notice that funny feeling of blood starting to leak out, and even normally some heavy sleepers aren't woken up by it at all. Sometimes it gushes, that's usually when the damage is done to surroundings.
You're dead right about it being mortifying if a guy was all "poor you, let me get you junk food and a warm shower and cuddle you and tell you it's ok"
Imagine someone doing this if you had just shat yourself. It'd be patronizing at best.
>being disgusting trash
I'm guessing she'd just be really embarrassed so I'd go do something else to give her some privacy.
Balance of not being an asshole or a cuck.
>not embracing an opportunity to get more vidya in