>we need more guys who will help clean a grown woman when

>>25880241
Ooo! A a a-c-cuckoo! Cuckoo!

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>>25880241
these niggas are giving us single people a bad reputation

I wonder what fault of the brain makes people say things like that. Maybe they just never learned any better. In any case they have no idea how autistic they sound.

>>25880241

that's period blood you fucking retard. is this bait?

>>25880241
she on her period

still dumb af tho

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>>25880241
>Are you kidding me??

Every single time.

How the hell is this unoriginal?

>>25880241
Isn't that period blood?

I saw the sluttiest slut I know post this on facebook and I kekked all the way to the gun store.

The thing is you would do some shit like that and she would just laugh at you. Then she would leave you a week later for being a pussy and being too nice

I bet he would say the same thing if it were jizz.

>>25880241
>If I wasn't single and had a girlfriend
LOLLLLLLLL

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>>25880241
>tfw bf eats you out when you're on your period

WHEN DID I GET SO LUCKY?????????/??

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>>25880703
>tfw your gf eats your ass after taking a liquid shit and you hear her swallow and gag

>>25880662
Pretty much, I wouldn't scold her as accidents happen but at the same time I wouldn't start doing all the beta shit he said he would do.

I would tier her up and forcibly lick her crotch clean and then feed her eggs.

>>25880736
Dolph Ziggler a shit

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>>25880736
>tfw your bf's nose tickles your buttonhole

EEEE!

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>>25880241
Ultimate fucking cuck. I used to be just like this, and looking back at this just makes me physically fucking sick. How can someone be such a fucking beta? OH but no, I forgot, it's fucking chad doing all this shit so it's not beta at all when he FUCKING DOES IT.

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>>25880241
Notice the
>If I wasn't single
Line

That's sounds like a really great boyfriend

>>25880241
So why exactly do women say these things while actually wanting to be dicked by dominant alpha males? Is there an evolutionary reason for this cognitive dissonance?

Give one reason why women shouldn't be required by law to wear diapers.
You can't.

and meanwhile some tumblr post somewhere
>don't worry men you're great too! We love nice guys! You're perfect! Don't worry about your body! You'll get the girl!
>but I'll go fuck Chad

Fuck nu-males

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>>25880812
>>25880703
What possesses these mindless disgusting whores to frequent this website I will never know
Oh yeah its the attention from the betas

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>>25880861
I met him in this GOLDMINE.

>>25880840
Because what a women says, and what she wants is two completely different things

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>post clearly about period blood
>OP thinks its a woman who shit herself

It's like you kids aren't even trying to pretend you aren't virgins.

>>25880886
Fuck off attention whore
>inb4 beta enabler whiteknights come to save the day
You're not welcome here either

Go talk to your boyfriend you fucking whore

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>>25880931
I am talking to him right now, newtrip!

>>25880840
Because when she says guys she means chads.
What part of this do you not understand
Anyone else doesn't even exist to her and thus is not included

>>25880815
No it's chad tricking beta's into thinking that acting like that will get them a gf.

>>25880840
They want the beta boyfriend to act on their every whim while getting dicked by the alpha

>>25880241

>I-I would literally lick up your shit and dote on you no matter what
>Pls someone be my gf

It's sad that people like him don't see just how pathetic they're being.
I think the vast majority of women would find that post odd since they probably don't have a habit of shitting themselves randomly.

>>25880241
You know it's period blood right?

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Y'all niggas nasty.
>cleaning some whores stanky ass
Do bitches need to be potty trained?

>>25880736
S-Sauce?
454353453

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>>25880949
Why don't you respect the rules and leave r9k?

It's more for your own good than anything.

This place is a cesspool, and you can't even relate to all of the shit here.

You made it out of hell.

You made it off of the ride.

>>25880840

Alpha fucks
Beta bucks

Beta bucks does not always mean monetary support. It can also mean emotional support and helping her with stupid shit like cleaning up her period mess. She knows Chad won't do these kinds of things so she has to enlist a beta to do it (while simultaneously blaming betas for the fact that Chads won't participate in beta behavior).

>>25880949
I've been on this site longer than you have, but that's not something to be proud of

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>>25881057
What "rules" of /r9k/?

>>25880959
No, a true chad doesn't clean up after a woman.

>>25880346
nothing is original, anon

>>25880949
>Jewbacca
>New
Tip-top kek.

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>>25881098
Our turf our rules bitch.

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>>25881098
SHOO ROASTIE SHOO

>>25881167
I don't use this trip often here.
2015 was when I started using a trip but I have been here longer than that
Besides, how do you know that?

>>25881197
Archive nigger.

>>25881205
>implying anyone would lick anything from your rancid snatch other than your cuckold boyfriend
Tippety toppity kek

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>>25881205
>Implying that I even care about getting a gf

I don't even care about roasties anymore.

I nullify your vaginal powers.

>>25881244
>archive
I don't usually go there
Shoo shoo roast beef

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>>25881281
This tripfag's an alright guy!

>>25881281
>she deleted her post
Kek, women these days

>>25881393
she got BTFO alright

Reminder that Mystery is using an avatar which is against the rules.

>>25881422
I hope she got the b& hammer so I won't have to see her make tumblr-tier posts ever again

>>25881458
10 minute warning

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>>258814221
Oooooooohhhhhh jaaaaaanitors!

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It's just period blood, guys.

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>>25881484
SHE FUCKING DELETED IT

Girls get their period every 4 weeks. It lasts a fucking week. Why baby them 25% of the time because of a normal biological function? Soon they will require it constantly. Many already do.

This has happened to me once before. I just told my bf, took the sheets off the bed and cleaned up. He didn't seem bothered at all by it. If he ever got too drunk and peed the bed, I might react similarly.

>>25883056
>my bf,
Fuck off

>>25881528
what did i miss anon ;-;

Every female I know would be mortified if a guy made that big a deal out of their period, they'd probably prefer to just clean it up themselves and go on with their day.

Also (since I legitimately don't know) is it normal for women to just menstruate in their sleep? Do they not use tampons or pad or that stuff?

>>25883163

Are you triggered?
Do I not fit your secret club criteria?

>>25883243
>Are you triggered?
Yes unironically whore :^)

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I'd probably tease her about it, to be blatantly honest.

>>25883237

Sometimes it can sneak up on you. With experience, you kind of learn what the usual routine is, and learn to read the warning signs. Sometimes you get thrown a curveball though. Especially if you're super tired, or drunk, you don't notice that funny feeling of blood starting to leak out, and even normally some heavy sleepers aren't woken up by it at all. Sometimes it gushes, that's usually when the damage is done to surroundings.

You're dead right about it being mortifying if a guy was all "poor you, let me get you junk food and a warm shower and cuddle you and tell you it's ok"
Imagine someone doing this if you had just shat yourself. It'd be patronizing at best.

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>>25883315
>getting drunk
>being disgusting trash

Why are you guys so repulsed by periods..? It's just blood...

>>25883280

I forgive you, anon.
I unironically hope you find a nice gf on here, like when I found my bf.

>>25883370
But femanon I did

>>25883358

normies get drunk, anon. It happens. And when they do, they sleep like logs.

>>25883366
I want to fuck a girl on her period tbqh
But nobody wants to fuck me ;_;

I'm guessing she'd just be really embarrassed so I'd go do something else to give her some privacy.
Balance of not being an asshole or a cuck.

>not embracing an opportunity to get more vidya in