Just sent GF a pic I posted of her in front of a cock about 3

op you're a moron

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You just literally cuck'd yourself for no reason you dumbfuck.

It's your own fault. Go fuck yourself, cuckold.

>>25879173
Thought it would be funny but now she's probably flicking her bean and the next time we fuck she'll be thinking of that shit.

Actually feel Ill.

>>25879075
>surprised that a girl finds a cocks that's objectively better then yours hotter .
what did you expect ? wouldn't you find a girl objectively hotter then her hot ?.
why did you do this ?

>>25879212
she's probably flicking her bean to bigger, more attractive dudes regularly anyway . just like you fap to hotter chicks .

>>25879247
Just thought it would be a laugh to surprise her. Sent it pretty thoughtlessly. Always send weird internet shit to her.

>>25879212
Get a sleeve if you want to keep her.

>>25879274
True. That makes me feel a bit better.

>>25879204
You guys know this is a troll post right, there is literally some faggot on the other side of your screen jerking off to you making his fantasy more real by going along with it, these faggots just post this cuck shit to get off on, nobody would just randomly do this, especially someone who browses r9k because they'd know it would be like cucking themselves, so either:

A. he did do it and is a faggot cuck (so fuck this thread, don't reply and feed the faggot) or

B. he didn't do it and this is just some faggot fantasy shit (so fuck this thread, don't reply and feed the faggot)

/thread

Could someone also just report this shit, I'm getting tired of cucks and trapfags (basically all just faggots) ruining r9k, I would gladly petition giving them an entire thread if they'd just fuck off.

I dont get it

you got some guy to pose with his big dick while looking at a pic of your gf?

>>25879351
kinda sounds like he wants someone to fuck her right? Why go through the trouble?

>>25879330
You can't fap to text. There's porn all over the place .

>>25879351
Yeah there was a thread with some guy doing it. They get off over that shit. I thought it would be a funny thing to send to shock. It's the sort of thing we do but now it seems I've unintentionally got her all wet for monster cock...

>>25879410
>You can't fap to text. There's porn all over the place .

>so 50 shades of grey doesn't exist
>all erotic novels ever written that women shlick to don't exist
>all the incest greentext threads which many posters even say they jerk off too using their imagination doesn't exixt
>etc etc do I need to go on.........

Me personally I can't get off on text, but I know there are people who do (because they use their imagination).

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She just told me I'm the biggest shes had and that "that thing looks like it would hurt" and that I'm "just right for her."

The finished off the text with " but it does make me curious ;)"

Fuckin bitch can't hide it, she wants the D.

Help me lads.

>>25879419
>They get off over that shit. I thought it would be a funny thing to send to shock.
-_-

>it seems I've unintentionally got her all wet for monster cock
Yeah, unintentionally...... are you guys seriously believing this shit or am I only one here spotting BS

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>>25879585
It's all fuckin true. My penis is small.

>>25879618
>It's all fuckin true. My penis is small.
Oh that I'm sure may be true, but you sending that shit unintentionally or the fact that this even happened at all......... complete bullshit, never happened, please stop with this faggotry, cucks and cuck threads need to die off.

>>25879668
OK. It has done and I am suffering but you don't have to believe my man...

hey op got any pics of ur gf

Print an A4 of pussy and frame it in you personal space. Then you'll be even.

>>25879330
>>25879537
why are you so pessimistic
let us all have some fun

>>25879550
Dump her you cuck
You already ruined your relationship, just end it before she cucks you

>>25879863
What fun, this thread must be a den of faggots if contemplating another man being cheated on is fun, not every man (nor should ANY man) be some submissive bitch that's want to be dominated by his woman in a relationship, this isn't a YLYL thread or a rekt thread, there is no fun to be had, I'm gone.

Penis size doesn't matter unless you're smaller than 5.5" and or have zero girth.

If it is then you are truly fucked and might as well wear a cock sleeve over yours.

>>25880285
>5.3" bone-pressed
>Girth is no bigger than a plastic bottle cap
I'm "is it in yet?" tier scum.

>>25879075
Is she really your gf or just some "girl" that you've never seen before?

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>>25879075
>about 3 times my size

in both length and girth?

>cuck self
>oh no guys i cucked myself

i always try to show my robot brothers more lee-way regarding shit but jesus christ OP what the fuck did you expect

0h man how oh how will i compete with that