Just sent GF a pic I posted of her in front of a cock about 3 times my size.
Her reply was "omg that's disgusting! Can you imagine that thing? :x how would you even?! Haha that's actually sorta hot :-o"
I havnt even replied back yet cos why even fucking live?
>surprised that a girl finds a cocks that's objectively better then yours hotter .
what did you expect ? wouldn't you find a girl objectively hotter then her hot ?.
why did you do this ?
You guys know this is a troll post right, there is literally some faggot on the other side of your screen jerking off to you making his fantasy more real by going along with it, these faggots just post this cuck shit to get off on, nobody would just randomly do this, especially someone who browses r9k because they'd know it would be like cucking themselves, so either:
A. he did do it and is a faggot cuck (so fuck this thread, don't reply and feed the faggot) or
B. he didn't do it and this is just some faggot fantasy shit (so fuck this thread, don't reply and feed the faggot)
Could someone also just report this shit, I'm getting tired of cucks and trapfags (basically all just faggots) ruining r9k, I would gladly petition giving them an entire thread if they'd just fuck off.
Yeah there was a thread with some guy doing it. They get off over that shit. I thought it would be a funny thing to send to shock. It's the sort of thing we do but now it seems I've unintentionally got her all wet for monster cock...
>You can't fap to text. There's porn all over the place .
>so 50 shades of grey doesn't exist
>all erotic novels ever written that women shlick to don't exist
>all the incest greentext threads which many posters even say they jerk off too using their imagination doesn't exixt
>etc etc do I need to go on.........
Me personally I can't get off on text, but I know there are people who do (because they use their imagination).
She just told me I'm the biggest shes had and that "that thing looks like it would hurt" and that I'm "just right for her."
The finished off the text with " but it does make me curious ;)"
Fuckin bitch can't hide it, she wants the D.
Help me lads.
>They get off over that shit. I thought it would be a funny thing to send to shock.
>it seems I've unintentionally got her all wet for monster cock
Yeah, unintentionally...... are you guys seriously believing this shit or am I only one here spotting BS
Fake As Fuck
>It's all fuckin true. My penis is small.
Oh that I'm sure may be true, but you sending that shit unintentionally or the fact that this even happened at all......... complete bullshit, never happened, please stop with this faggotry, cucks and cuck threads need to die off.
What fun, this thread must be a den of faggots if contemplating another man being cheated on is fun, not every man (nor should ANY man) be some submissive bitch that's want to be dominated by his woman in a relationship, this isn't a YLYL thread or a rekt thread, there is no fun to be had, I'm gone.
>about 3 times my size
in both length and girth?