>those juicy fucking thighs
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PLeASE POST MROE
You're supposed to say Velma, but truthfully Velma is a bit of a know it all cunt.
Wild red head Daphne for strong genetics, the best arm candy, and not a stuck up cunt.
>comes from a rich family
>good sense of fashion
>go on adventures with, only to go look for "clues" with you but really you fuck each other wildly
I was going to say Daphne at first since she's supposed to be the hot one, but looking at it Velma kinda turns me on more. Like, if she dropped the glasses and the tumblr hairstyle she'd be much hotter than the other bitch.
The one with the bigger titties
> big tits underneath a sweater
> Mary Jane shoes
What does Daphne have again? Money?
Face it, she'd probably have more ass than Daphne too
What if underneath the sweater she looks like
> chubby qt
right here, family members.
>people picking velma just to be special snowflakes
I know /r9k/ will always be contrarian to what is popular, but this is ridiculous. She's the unattractive loser for a reason.
Daphne goes off and sleeps with Fred while Velma does the real work. The latter also dresses in cold weather clothing, which suits wandering through chilly castles and murky swamps.
Take Velma, the competent sleuth with personality and sensible fashion sense.
Listen here, cocksuckers. Yall don't know what you're talking about. Velma is obviously the correct choice and anyone who thinks otherwise is a fucking degenerate that deserves death.
One isn't better than the other, they're just opppsite.
Daphne is sexy, sanguine, outgoing and feminine but foolish and airheaded
Velma is unfashionable, reserved, negative, pessimistic and homely but very smart and analytical.
I would choose Velma because her brains make her more useful and complimentary and I'll sacrifice sex appeal/femininity for that.
>these "pick one" threads
I can't shake the feeling that real life Velma would smell bad.
I like know it all cunts though.
real life Velma would literally look like this.