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>the very concept of "friendship" is enough to send the average robot into a spastic fit

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>>25878695
>Teacher asks us our favorite memories of high school
The fuck kinda kindergarten uni do you go to

>>25878777

i guess its more of the teacher.

Shes really nice and quiet like, so im sure she'll be easy to work with.

though i have group work to accomplish in class, and thats going to be a nightmare.

>>25878738
I have no problem with friendship you fucking idiot. I was explaining how none of the women have any individualism to them. Its similar to how nearly every slut on tinder has "I like to travel and watch netflix :^)" in their profiles.

>Go to STEM school
>no stacies

Yeah, most of the girls aren't more than a 6/10, but it's not like I'd ever be able to get a 7+/10.

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>first day of college english
>teacher goes through class asking us to announce name and fav hobbies
>i just copy one of the people infront of me
>mfw we need to write an essay on it now FUK

>>25878695
calling roll
>is Stacy here?
just fuck my shit up

>>25878695
Higher level classes aren't so bad. This is why I can't wait to get my last few core classes over with.

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>first day of college writing
>professor is manlet, black, Indian name
>first thing he says before going over syllabus: "If you're a student who gets offended by certain words, drop this class immediately."

Which one of you motherfuckers is my professor?

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>you here reminding me of this shit

Fuck off, OP. I don't need reminders during finals when I'm done studying and I definitely don't need them now.

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I'm going back to Uni tomorrow, and I JUST GOT A BUTCHERED HAIRCUT FROM SOME SRI LANKAN CUNT.

I look like a fucking mess. My head looks like it's been squeezed.

>last year
>have friend
>friend has female friend he's pretty much in love with but she doesn't want him as anything more than a friend
>friend introduces me to female friend
>meet her once
>think she's hot but not too interesting or anything, plus she has a bf anyway so whatever, my friend is out of his mind
>end up hanging out with friend and his female friend a couple more times
>last semester
>all of a sudden realize she's literally one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life, super sweet to me, and really smart too
>the more I see her, the more I feel like I'm falling for her
>everytime i see her smile it makes me feel good
>end up getting drunk and admitting how i feel to her in a room full of people and embarrass myself in so many different ways
>she slowly stopped talking to me
>stopped inviting me to hang out with her and original friend
>feel like she pretty much hates me
>this semester
>end up seeing her
>she sees me, smiles, comes up to me and gives me a big hug and ask me how my break was
>first hug I've gotten from an attractive woman in some time
>feel her tits push against my chest, her arms around my back, and my arms around hers
>we chat for a couple minutes before she has to leave
>realize I still at least have some feelings for her leftover
I hate this shit, man. I would have rather never seen her again than have to deal with feeling anything for her again. I'm not putting her on a pedestal or anything, I know she's not perfect and has serious flaws just like everyone else, and I know I have no chance with her, I just wish she wasn't so cute and soft and shit, you know? All I need is a different attractive girl to give me some affection to get over her but the chances of that seem pretty low.