Young american robot, have you signed up for selective service yet? It's required by law y'know.
You wouldn't want to be.. put in prison for up to five-years now would you? Come on NEETs, get up and make ol' Uncle Sam proud!
It's quick, it's easy, it's the Law.
>tfw you filled out the form nearly a decade ago and nothing happened
>>25876306
That's a good MAN! Ready to put your life and soul on the line for defending your homeland, Uncle Sam thanks you!
I registered when I turned 18. I'm not worried about it. After Vietnam and the results in men drafted it's clear it's never coming back. And even if it did I'd get passed for my various mental hospitalized visits
>>25876271
>Quick and easy
Can confirm. I did this last year and it took like 2 minutes tops.Tfw nothing will happen
Of course I did, I'm not a commie coward
Burger here. I had asthma as a teen that kept me out of the USMC, despite being a tall phsycialy fit white guy. My asthma was in retrospect caused by the fact we had a dog in the house and I was allergic to said doggie.
Like all burgers I registered for the selective service.
I'm a White Nationalist so I can probably get out of draft and also a sperglord by calling the draft officer a kike. But if drafted I'd probably want to be a MUHrine when the US invades Iran under Hilary Clinton.
Registering for it is worth it. You might be seeking federal employment one day or you might be able to get financial aid for college from registering.
And you won't be prosecuted do to not registering. No one has been charged with shit for 30 years. The court cases involving these would cost two much money. ZOG is already strapped for cash.
Sieg Heil
I was signed up automatically when I was 18. Didn't even have to do anything.Not even worried because it has been seven years and I'm immune to drafts.
>>25876536
>Israel btfoing sand niggers when they zerg rushed into multiple wars is somehow a bad thing
I honestly think there is too much support for their retardation but c'mon.
>>25876306
and nothing will continue to happen
I'm already a fudgepacking, card carrying, welfare queen. I think that supercedes any bicurious thing you've got going there.
>>25877066
What's your rate babe?
Dig the meme doe.
>>25877084
ET, sweetheart. You?
>>25877512
IS
Wanna be friends?
>>25876271
>we can fight and die in wars but we can't even have a gf
Uncle Sam can suck it.
>>25877668
if you fight you can rape Abdul's gf
>>25876271
>Implying there will ever be a draft
I mean, you should fill it out anyways, but you don't really have to unless you intend to work for the government or something.