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>Girls are tagging each other, commenting stuff like "GIRL YOU KNOW WHO LMAOOO"
>Literally billions of comments like this

Daily reminder that girls talk with each other about dick size.

Daily reminder that you are NOT allowed to feel sad, and should leave this board, if you don't meet at least one of the following requirements:

>Height less than 5'7
>Dick smaller than 5.5"
>Face worse than 5/10
>Actual, diagnosed mental illness
>Relatively recent death of someone close to you
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>>25876221
>Height less than 5'7"
>Relatively recent death of someone close to you

Any normalfag could be here then
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>Actual, diagnosed mental illness
Does autism count?
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If you are white you can't be sad, there are literally two billion colored females that will get with you based on just being white.
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>>25876221
Why is 5.5" the cut-off for your dick size?
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>6'6
>7 inch donger
>9/10 face
>GAD and depression
We could've had it all
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>>25876221
Gonna need that link then
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>>25876291
Autism is a form of retardation so yes.
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>>25876365
7 inches looks like 5 on a 6'6" frame.
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>>25876353
Kind of arbitrary, picked what is cited as being the average. If you're good in other areas, not short or ugly, the only reason you should be here is if you have a small dick.
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>25876221
>Height less than 5'7
exactly 5'7. whew
>Dick smaller than 5.5"
6"peepee
>Face worse than 5/10
Does being a babyface count?
>Actual, diagnosed mental illness
Nope.
>Relatively recent death of someone close to you
Granny died 4 years ago.

So, I'm a normie?
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>be me
>overweight
>5'7"
>5.5" dick
>6/10 face
>had depression
>grandma about to die

I'm borderline deserving of posting here, then.
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>>25876530
Well, do you have any other argument for why you might be a robot? 5'7 still pulls you a bit in the robot direction btw
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>>25876221
>>Dick smaller than 5.5"
A bit under 4.5".

>tfw you never had a chance at a normal life because of something that petty you have no control over
Why even go on?
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>5'6
>Never measured but probably 5" / 5.5"
>Unibrow
>Schizophrenia
>Don't have anyone close so null
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>5'7
>4.5 inch dick
>4/10 face

KHV

I belong here
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>>25876336
2 billion ways to get herpes senpai
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>>25876221

>6'1
>6 inches
>7/10
>Stable mind
>None as of late

I'm also mixed Eurasian.

Femanons hit me up.
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>tfw 5 inch
AHHHHHH JUST KILL ME I'LL NEVER MAKE A GIRL HAPPY
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>>25877342
Same if you're 6 or 7 inches man. Every girl has slept with a Big Dick Guy, at least 8 inches long. Having sex with him ruined sex with any other guy for her. Even if you get married, your wife of 30 years will still fondly recall the memory when a ripped dude with a 9 inch dick threw her around like a rag doll.
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>>25878126
Not as much as you might think. At that point it just starts getting downright painful. My dimensions are 8"x6" and for petite girls I actually have to super slow or else I'll actually hurt them. I've never received good head or gone balls deep, plus I'm on SSRI's so my dick only works like half the time. I'll shut up now.
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>>25876221
>tfw 5'4
>tfw dick is 7"x6"
>tfw never gonna use it
Just cuck my shit up f a m
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>>25877047
One of those things is easier to fix than the others
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>>25876530
>babyface
If you have an actual babyface you're probably sub 5/10
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>tfw 13 cm needle duck

I lost before even started to play.
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>>25876221
>Height less than 5'7
>Dick smaller than 5.5"
Does that makes any difference if we are never using our dicks?
And lanklets make prime robots dude, stop with that crappy logic
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>>25876221
>Relatively recent death of someone close to you
Ya
>tfw 6'3", 7 incher but fat khv neet
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>>25876221
>Height: 6'
>Dick: 6"
>Face: 6/10
>No diagnosis
>No loss of loved ones

perhaps i will leave this board, it's becoming more and more blatant that half robots aren't wanted.
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>>25878612
>lanklets make prime robots dude
You literally have life handed to you on a silver platter. If you're tall and still end up a fuck up you should kill yourself. Like this faggot here >>25878648
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>>25877305
>stable mind
>mixed Eurasian

Loving every laugh
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>>25878672
Tall people don't feel the need to overcompensate for their height by being fit and muscley like manlets do I guess
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>>25876221
Under 5'7 reporting, near 6 inch dick.

Who wants a story?

>college res, first year
>start a friends with benefits type relationship with this one girl
>fuck around for awhile, it ends
>starts back up, going all right
>on this res it was 6 to a townhouse
>one of her roommates comes to tell me that they're talking about my dicksize and laughing at me
>before I can even react, fucking girl and her friends come over and say she's lying
>tfw it was fucking obvious
>never spoke to her again, she would constantly try to get into my house
>see the tweets that say shit like "wasn't too excited to start again, his little dick just didn't cut it for me"

I felt like shit for the longest time. That was first semester, second semester I found a petite qt3.14 and I felt big again. That was the last time I ever had sex or even kissed a girl. Not so hasty normie frog prosters, that was over five years ago and I've had no social contact since
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>>25878731
You don't understand, do you?
It's not about how much time
If you ever got pussy
YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT
gtfo normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25878705
>implying all manlets get fit
>implying that has anything to do with what I said

If you're tall you have no excuse to be a failure, at all. It amazes me when I see people claiming to be 6'2+ on here saying the HHKV's. Even if you're ugly as sin you can find a women that will fuck you, granted you have decent social skills.
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>>25878731
Any girl who tweets that is a roastie mc toastie.
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>>25878755
You didn't even REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE post right fambalam, post the correct frog next time.
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>>25876221
>Height less than 5'7
Passed
>Dick smaller than 5.5"
Passed
>Face worse than 5/10
Failed miserably. 1/10
>Actual, diagnosed mental illness
Failed. Diagnosed depression.
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>>25878931
Post a picture of yourself m10
You're probably not a 1/10
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I meet none of these and have a gf, I post here everyday :^)

What'll you nerds do about it?
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>>25878927
easily b8ed
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>>25879007
Nope. I'm not putting my picture out there to be saved and used as a meme.
I have plenty of real life experience and ratings to justify the rating.
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>>25879015

Get frustrated and sad.
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>>25879041
You're probably not a 1/10 anyways
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>>25879063
I am. Only an average attention whore would post their picture on here.
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>>25876221
>Face worse than 5/10
>Actual, diagnosed mental illness
oh good, i'm safe
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>9/10
>Lost Virginity at age of 16
>A Girl has never told me it's small, good looking dick but small when not hard
>Am worried next year in College bitches are gonna talk shit (Definitely above 5.5in, but not by much)
This type of shit >>25878731
makes me worry. Girls have it easy- if you have a small dick it's super hard to bounce back.
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>>25876336
if you're all right with sticking your dick in dark girls, sure...

sorry anon, I have dignity.
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>>25879089
you're attentionwhoring right now by saying you're a 1/10 AND on top of that you're being a fucking TEASE

PICS NAOW

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>literally never gotten it up even though i've tried sex with several girls

Ahahahha can't even imagine the things they say about me, can't make this shit up.
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>5'10
>7 inches dick
seems ok huh?
wrong
>3/10 face
>ADHD
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>>25879183
>5'10
>seems ok

When will they learn?
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>>25878731
I just don't understand why people would just come here and lie for not reason
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>>25879171
posting a reply to a sadness thread isn't attentionwhoring. posting your picture and fishing for compliments is.
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>>25879215
enjoy your aberration height
while I enjoy my easy gains at the gym
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>>25879114
The guy made up a story for some sort of thrill because he was bullied at school or some shit. Don't ever listen to any of the shit here ever,most of the people have autism or have been shaped into a cruel and bitter shell of a man
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>>25878441
>tfw you go balls deep and slam into her fuckin WHAP WHAP WHAP

6in dick is ok after all
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>>25879231
I could try and find the tweets for you if you want proof anon, but it's from over 4 years ago.

>>25879114
>small when not hard
Never worry about this, ever.
>definitely above 5.5
Then you're fine. Roastie mc Toastie as >>25878926 pointed out was a huge slut that took nigger dick. Not all girls are the same, not all dicks are the same. If you are REALLY concerned about bitches talking shit, learn to eat out. But I think you'll be okay.
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>Actual, diagnosed mental illness
Check
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>>25876221
>6'2
>7.7 inches
>bretty gud face
>not diagnosed
>always hated my family so doesn't apply
I could make it with women pretty easily but I'm a faggot who would rather fuck another faggot. What's your excuse for worshipping the vaginal jew robots?
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God damn- >>25879300
>>25879291
Thanks guys., appreciate it.
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6'2"
7.25 x 5.5
Face is pretty ugly, not gonna lie senpai desu
I believe I have depression, but never have been formally diagnosed
No recent deaths

I want to believe
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>5"10
>7.5 inch
>8/10-->9 depending on lighting
>no deaths
Fuck you op, I am a robot,I feel like one
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>6 2
>6x4.5

fuck my life dude i'm a grower too...
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>>25876221
I'm 5,6" with a 4 inch dick who expects me to whip out an 8 inch cock.
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can someone give me a serious answer
how is your average girl going to react to my 4.5 inch erect cock?
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>>25879853
Average girl? Well unless you pulled it out on the street corner, she would probably have no discernible immediate reaction. She'd probably just go with it.

Only the worst roasties will actually say something or do something in the heat of the moment.
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>>25879853

Probably won't say anything but will secretly resent you and cuck you at first opportunity.
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>>25879853
To be honest man, probably not very well. If she's drunk, she might let something slip. But girls are people too- they don't want to hurt you (esp. if they were ready to fuck you). If you've already gotten to that point sex is going to happen. Normal girls don't fucking care as long as you can have sex and can hold an erection. No worries.
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>>25879916
>To be honest man, probably not very well
>Normal girls don't fucking care
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How bad is my unerect donger
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>>25879853
If a girl has decided she's going to have sex with you, she won't care about penis size. The only time she would laugh at you or get up and leave is if A) she only wants a hookup or B) she's a total size queen and isn't interested in you for anything more than sex.
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>>25879996
It looks like it smells really vinegary.
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>>25878441

Always nice to have Chad come by to remind us why we're inferior. Stay classy!
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>>25876221
>>Relatively recent death of someone close to you
nigga tf u sad about u lil bitch u aint the one whos dead fuckin whiny ass bitch
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>>25878488
On a good note, whoever to whip it out on its gonna think you're a fucking giant. I'm 6'5" with an 8 and a bit inch donger and I used to think it was small :( then one day a girl told me she was scared of my dick, and my brain still refused to accept it.
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>>25879996
one of the ugliest penises ive ever seen... jesus
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Reminds me of an experience of mine two years ago.
>16, drinking at the park with some friends and girls
>One of the girls is a total slut, named Maya (funny story she used to be in Band class but was super shy. Started getting attention from guys and it all went downhill)
>One of my friends hooked up with her a couple months before, he's talking shit
>Suddenly she says to shut up, says he has a small dick
>Dude got super uncomfortable, says her head was horrible.. "pshh, she thought I was hard"
This thread has made me realize tons of "Chads" and other guys who fuck are worried about this shit too- I'm sure most of my friends worry if their 5.5 is big enough just like you guys and myself.
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i hope there's a safe, effective penis enlargement method devised in the next 2-3 decades. fuck being a dicklet
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>>25876221
I meet all those requirements my friend.
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>Back in highschool met all these criteria besides 5/10 face (it's a 2/10)
>Girl I like admitted she liked me
>My asshole friend asked to her to homecoming before I had the chance
>She had to say yes to not be mean
>Pissed off at friend, want to beat everliving shit out of him
>Instead, devise a plan to cuck him at homecoming
>Talk to girl the whole time and even make out with her in private
>Friend is obviously pissed
>We never talk anymore
Anyways the girl left me for some fucking sandnigger band kid and now at 23 years old my life sucks. Just goes to show you that just because you don't meet these criteria doesn't make you a normie
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>>25878731
off of our board
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25876221

>Actual, diagnosed mental illness
>Face worse than 5/10

Reportin.

>TFW /r9k/ has accused me of being a normie when other appearance threads lead to me mentioning being tall, white, and not balding or fat.
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>tfw all my friends have huge cocks

Never play strip poker if you have a small soft dick.
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>>25876388
Autism Spectrum Disorder is NOT "a form of retardation." Mental Retardation (now known as Intellectual Disability is an IQ below 70. ASD is a Developmental Disability that does not (at least at the high functioning end of the spectrum) have any correlation to Intellectual Disability. In fact, a large portion of those at the high functioning end of the Autism spectrum have high intelligence. ASD and ASD like traits are more common in people who have extremely high intelligence, than in the average population.
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>>25880254
Just stop please. Add something productive >>25880301
I feel that- I'm a total grower... Whatever, you can't have everything.
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>>25880310
Autismo babby detected :^)
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>>25880118
Tfw Maya is the name of my oneitis
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>>25880309
Flaccid penis size means literally nothing.

Were they all hard or something.
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>>25880118
>>25880358

>tfw same

Does she live in Germany?
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>>25880358
It's really sad actually. She used to be so cute and shy and never kissed a guy until she went full slut in HS. Now in her senior year she just paint this tree and gets high during lunch. At parties she'll make out with her best friend to get attention. I don't live near her anymore, but when I see her I'm speechless.
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>>25880118
Being a dicklet must be true suffering.

No matter what you do you're cursed for life.
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>>25880118

The statistics say that apparently 55% of men worry about their penis size. I would suspect it's more.

Commenting upon penis size in a negative way is immature and misandry incarnate. Yet for some reason pictures like OPs aren't universally criticised. It's as bad or worse than criticising a girl for having small tits - a post like that would be criticised universally.

I feel it's not going too far to say that making jokes and perpetuating male insecurity about penis size is one of a very small amount of topics where women have complete control over the emotions of men. It's an exocet missile to male ego.

I wouldn't be as mad if it wasn't so unrealistic. I feel as though you're huge or you're small. There's no 'average'; and if there is - it's unrealistically large.
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>>25878126
There are freaking pornstars who complain about dicks above 7 inches being to painful for them. I doubt the average woman would mind if you don't have a giant cock.
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>>25876221
>Height less than 5'7
5'5" subhuman here.
>Dick size less than 5'5"
Again 5'0" here.
>Face worse than 5/10
I get approached by women/little girls but I also get called ugly by male children/ older dudes. So 5/10 probably.
>mental illness
Haven't gotten checked for one.
>recent death of someone
Nope.
Do I belong here? I want to feel sad.
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I guess there are other ways to make up for size. Being muscular, picking her up, knowing how to give head and other related things can make sex amazing for a girl. Fuck it guys, don't worry about your dick. Just like your height, you can't change that shit.
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>>25880453
> I feel as though you're huge or you're small. There's no 'average'; and if there is - it's unrealistically large.
The most recent widespread 2015 penis study pegged the average at 5.16"x4.6".

I don't know if its asians bringing the average down or what but the average white penis size cannot be that small. I refuse to fucking believe it.
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>Short
>5'5 Short
>6" penis
>7/10 Face
>Girls think I have a big dick
>It just seems large because I'm small
Tis' a good feel
who /normie/ here?!
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>>25878126
I really don't think people realize how rare a real 8"+ penis is. Women are also terrible at gauging size.

Like barely any pornstars are that big. Its literally all small girls and camera tricks to make 6.5"-7.5" cocks look much larger than they really are.
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>>25880528

Yup, asian and indian men bring the global average down big time.
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>>25876221
4/5 sup lads, what're we drinking tonight
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I have all requirements anon. Where's my wizard powers?
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>>25876221

>6'4
>7''
>8/10 face
>Diagnosed depressive episode seems to be over
>:(

I guess I get to stay.
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>>25880528

I stand by the classic 6' as average.

Interestingly, as a non-biased way to actually assess what women think of penis size I had a gander at sex toy sizes etc.. and comments upon them.

Some of the most popular sizes are ~6-6.5 inches with 1.5' diameter. Comments upon these sizes are that they are 'large' - a lot say that this is the perfect size. Same can be said for toys at around 5.5'. While there are undoubtedly bigger that are popular, it seems like 5'5-7 is universally enjoyed. Above 7 long and 2 in diameter, I think there would be a reduced portion of people who would enjoy it.

If you're in that bracket, wouldn't worry.
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>>25876406
your face looks like 5 inches
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>5'10.5
>5inch penor
>diagnosed GAD and ADD and, if it counts, addiction too
>My best friend (he was a /r9k/ robot too) died in May. I think about that bastard every day. I miss him so much. FUCK FUCK FUCK

Welp, guess I'm here forever.
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>>25880637
>I stand by the classic 6' as average.
For white people yeah thats probably most likely true. Black people might be slightly bigger but i don't think its as much of a difference between the two races as society would like you to think.
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>Relatively recent death of someone close to you
>having people close to you

Fuck off normalfag
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>>25879996
looks weird. how big is it when erect?
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>>25880704
7"
Original comment bros
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>>25880803
Did you jelq?

Looks like you fucked it up jelqing.
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>>25876221
Oh I know girls talk about dick size. I once sent a girl a dick pic, and two days later, some I guy I didn't even know came up to me, gave me a handshake, and said "So I heard you got a pretty big dick?". It was the most awkward moment in my life. All I could do was laugh and say "I guess so". Unbelievable that she would do such a thing.
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>>25880878
>and two days later, some I guy I didn't even know came up to me, gave me a handshake, and said "So I heard you got a pretty big dick?"
Things that never happened.
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>>25880898
I've done it before, had a chad high five me in the shower for it despite me being semi hard and it being the week my dick is largest.
Since we're talking about dicks, does anyone else know why my dick gets like an inch larger during certain days?
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>ctrl + F
>girth
>no results

typical. Nobody knows anything.
They only care about the circumference, or girth, of your dick.
Legit 6" here and it's the ONLY thing that matters
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>>25881010
>and it being the week my dick is largest.
>does anyone else know why my dick gets like an inch larger during certain days?
What in the fresh hell are you even going on about. Are you an alien?
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>>25881043
>Legit 6" here
>probably pumps it religiously
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well i beat the height by one inch. also i have depression and generalized anxiety diagnosed by psychiatrist.
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>>25881076
I've never done that though
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>>25876221
>Face worse than 5/10
>Height less than 5'7
I'm just over 5'8" when I wake up, by the end of the day I'm on the lower side of 5'7".

>Actual, diagnosed mental illness
I haven't been diagnosed with anything, mainly because I don't have the money to see someone. The thoughts I have and how I nearly have panic attacks just going out in public would be enough to get me diagnosed with something.

>Dick smaller than 5.5"
6.5" x 5"
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>>25876221
>6'0
>6.5 dick
>Ugly face
>No mental illness
>No on died recently
>Happily employed in a job a love
>Married
>Happy with my life in general

Na, i'mma stay senpai.
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>>25881010
>being the week my dick is largest
So your dick is the moon or something with cycles and shit?
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>>25876221
>Dick smaller than 5.5"
>tfw I get to stay

I'm also a fat fuck. Can any former lardos confirm the whole "dick gets bigger when you lose weight" thing? I want to believe but I don't really see how it could make that much of a difference.
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>>25881417
If you're like 350lbs, then you'll probably get close to an inch if you return to a normal human body.
It'll also look A LOT bigger.

>tfw having more dick to stroke while jerking off is the only reason I'm losing weight
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>>25879116
>complain about Stacy wanting Chads
>only wants Stacy
I hope this is satire
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>>25880898
Nope. I promise it did. It was weird and I'll never know why he felt the need to do that.
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>>25881417
Its a well known fact that the more obese you are the more hidden your dick is by fat. It'll be the same length bone pressed wise it just will look bigger naturally because a bunch of fat isn't obscuring some of it.
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6'
6.5"
3/10 face
Manic depression
Grandfather just died
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If they ever ask for more then it's on them.
Fool you once, etc.
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>>25876290
not any normalfag. how about a 5'8" normalfag without a recent death in the family. and-a checkmate, d-d-d-douchebag! that was cool rhythmic intentional stuttering, not nervous stuttering
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>>25876221
it's true, for some ungodly reason this girl i was talking to, out of the blue, asked me if i watched porn, and when i asked her why, she told me i had the smallest penis of the around 30 guys she had been with at the time. when i pressed her about why she would tell me that, she confessed guiltily that she had made fun of it to several of our common friends as well as some of her own friends. good thing i didn't let her lean on me emotionally for the next 8 years while i spent over ten thousand dollars and countless hours worth of tasks on her while she was fucking other guys and comparing me unfavorably to them!
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>>25881268
This desu familia family to be perfectly quite honest.

Originality.
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>tfw no big cock to facefuck sluts with
literally why even live
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>>25882005
Just inject and pump the shit out of your dick and it will look like that soon too.
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I am a little above all the requirements and would love to have a cute black girlfriend. where can I find one if I only go to work, wal mart and home
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These stats don't matter at all.
The confidence stat is the most important
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>>25882243
home is probably your best bet, ask the guys who break in if they have sisters
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Come here sometimes to see how you people live. I was like you once
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>>25876221
>women want to be hurt
>openly brag about it

Feels bad man
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>>25876221
>less than 5'7

This isn't middle fucking earth. Literally neck yourself you god damn Manlet

When will they learn?
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>>25880107
>I'm tall with a big benis life suggs DD-:

Go, chad
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>>25880638
this is something someone 6'+ would say and then receive a round of applause for 3 days from his colleagues.
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>>25876221
>height 6'0''
>cock 7.3", 5.5" girth
>smart
>7/10 face, maybe 8/10 if i try hard
>act really innocent and polite all the time
>gf WANTS and has literally gotten into little arguments with me over me not wanting to tell her friends
>"i...i just feel really uncomfortable about you taking to your friends about my dick"
>actually dont give a shit, and actually would actually be fun to hear what they say
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>>25878731
Twitter was a thing five years ago?
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>>25876221
>6'3
>8.5" BBC
>2/10 face
>schizoid, social anxiety, major depression
>idk anyone who died. Idk anyone really.
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>6'5
>7incher
>8/10 face
>Diagnosed ADHD but I dont feel the symptoms that much anymore (thanks Obama)

So close to being normal
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>>25880578

This this this. When I have sex in relationships , I've heard the gamut of guesses for my dick size, even from the same girl (mine is 6.25", heard estimates for way too small and way too large). It boggles the mind since they're the one taking it, but women are fucking awful at gauging your size.
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>>25885245
youre already there. u done it.
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>>25876221
>Height more than 5'7
>Dick bigger than 5.5"
where the FUCK is my gf then
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>>25876221
>5`7
>6.0"
>2-3/10 on a good day
>gay
>have no family i know
can i stay?
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Fuck, OP, guess I'm a normie.

Kindly kill me and yourself.
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I have a pp 12 in long
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>5'10"
>7x5.5
>5-8 depending on who you ask
>Depression, severe confidence and anxiety issues

Do I pass?
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>>25880107
Yeah, but you're tall so you're still able to get women. I can't since I'm comedically short, and every women I come into contact will automatically assume I have a small penis because of that and my shitty attitude.
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If you are actually fucking the girl with your penor, then she complains to her friends about your dick, who is the real idiot here?
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6'2
6 inch dick
6/10 face
>PTSD, delusions, flashbacks, voices, most likely will have Bi-Polar because of family genitics.
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>>25881447
>"Not Stacewankqua please"
>only wants Stacy
I hope that's satire.
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>>25876221
>Height less than 5'7
5'6
>Dick smaller than 5.5"
4''
>Face worse than 5/10
2/10
>Actual, diagnosed mental illness
I don't have the money to go to a doctor
>Relatively recent death of someone close to you
Well, grandfather died 3 years ago, but I wasn't close to him

Life is constant pain, I'm already stupid as fuck, barely can't speak any english, never had the opportunity to have a GF or anyone, my family thinks I'm a failure because I'm fat and don't have a job (even though I'm studying at uni now).

Soon I will have to go back to uni, I don't think I will make it

And of course no one gives a shit
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>>25886697
where are you from?
commento originale
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>>25886721
Brazil

kill me
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>>25876221

6'4"
7.5/10 - 8/10
6.5" dong
But muh mental illness
Death of friend
Gyno

Can't win em all lads
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>Height less than 5'7
5'7.5
>Dick smaller than 5.5"
Right around there
>Face worse than 5/10
Yup
>Actual, diagnosed mental illness
Ocd
>Relatively recent death of someone close to you
Grandfather just passed a month ago, buddy shot himself less than a year ago
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>6 feet high
>6 incher dick
>Face is pic related, body is kinda muscullar (lifting for 1,5 years)
>No mental illness but my legs are not good, i am limping visibly
>had a suicide in family that got me bad

Kissless virgin

Is there saving?
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>GF at first could barely get beyond the head without severely gagging, have had to stop her a couple times because I felt bad and it seemed like she was gonna puke
>still to this day can hurt her a lot, one time she was sore for an entire week when I jumped the gun and didn't do enough foreplay
>every few times she runs off to the bathroom afterward
>this gets fucking annoying sometimes, would kill to be able to just spontaneously fuck her without buttering her up for 15 minutes beforehand
>she didn't have a whole lot of experience sure, but she wasn't a virgin either
>.........6 x 5.25 absolutely max, on a good day.
>gave away indirectly the dicks she's seen before mine were even smaller

dont fall for the meme lads
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>>25876221
>5'8
>5"
>3/10
>don't have diagnosed mental illness but have spent thousands of hours in shitty MMOs, definitely also sub-100 IQ
>online friend died a couple of years ago, don't keep track beside that

I want to have nothing.
I want to be hated.
If I go postal, I will lose nothing.
If I go postal, I could make others lose.
It's not a victory, I guess, but it's not a loss either.
I'm also a narcissist.
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>>25876221
What kind of mental illness do I have if almost everything causes me mental pain?
I don't think I have a deppression since I'm able to enjoy things and shit, but I'm a fucking oversensitive pussy which in turn causes me to be sad most of the time.
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>>25887220
>narcissism
>egotistic admiration of one's own attributes
>hates self and loathes himself throughout the post

what?
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>>25876365
are you trying to make me feel there?
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>>25876714
>height makes you a robot
lol what

>>25877134
holy shit gr8 pic
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>>25887329
Narcissism is more than that, anon.

Notice how every sentence after the green-text is about me, not anyone around me?

It's only fitting that I realize this nasty little obsession of mine.
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>>25887417
Narcissism is just arrogance taken to the extreme.
You are not narcisstic anon, just sad.
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>>25878731
she kept trying to get into your house though? sounds like she still wanted to fuck; i think you cockblocked yourself 2bh

>have statistically very average and normal penis size
>allow yourself to become insecure about it because of a roastie who may/may not have been gossiping
>fail to employ the most obvious and devastating comeback diss: insulting her massive vagina

I think you're neglecting to mention some things bud. Perhaps you had some trouble getting fully hard and she felt insulted so she started talking shit? Or maybe your dick length is normal but you have an actual needle-dick?
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>>25876221
Robots upset over the fact that half of humanity talks about their half's genitalia.
Spend their time making roasties and vagina disgust threads.
>muh cognitive dissonance fueled by autistic frustration
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>>25887485
The fact that I think I'll get anyone is pretty arrogant, right?
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>>25876221
I'm 5'10, have a 6.5" dick, have no mental problems, am relatively successful profesisonally, but:
>tfw fat
>tfw have been fat all my life
;_;
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>>25887526
How much do you weigh?
Do you have a muffin top?
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>6'4
But...
>shit-tier penis
>ugly as sin
>basically a shut-in because panic attacks and shit

/r9k/ feels like home
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>>25887552
113 kg currently.
Hopefully that'll change when I have to go into mandatory military service.
Maybe I'll even be able to change it before.
I don't know. It's really the only thing I'm majorly not satisfied with.
If I was normalweight I'd get the fuck out of here and be a normie. But I've just been "the fat fuck" all my life. Yet I can't seem to change it
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>>25887512
False equivalency. Robots don't represent males as a whole, but normie women on facebook/whathever that shit in the OP is represent women pretty well.
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>>25887552
lol just stop drinking soda you fat fatty, how hard is it

mfw all these people in this thread with real incurable autism and you're like "damn i wish i had the self-control to stop shoving donuts in my mouth"
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>>25887585
And in very much the same way this constitutes an issue only for robots, the rest of the world doesn't give a fuck.
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>>25887617
Shut the fuck up, stupid nigger.
You replied to the wrong person.
And back the fuck off my nigga.
Your autistic ass is still on this nigerian panini microfiche forum.
Fuck you.
>>25887578
I think you need to be a certain level of fitness before they'll even let you join bootcamp. Just jog around a lift some dumbbells while you watch TV/anime.
You'll make it.
I believe in you.
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>>25887617
It's not soda for me, at all. I've only been drinking water for years. I never even liked soda really.
For me, it's these uncontrolled fits of shoving massive amounts of food in my fat fucking mouth.
Yes, I don't seem to have the self-control to stop shoving donuts in my mouth, literally.
I even feel physically sick after I do it, like - literally - stuffed. Yet I can't bring myself to go the bulimic route and puke.
I think it's more some mental issue or something. I'm certain I can overcome it sooner or later though.
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>>25887657
Nah, I'm swiss. I was already at recruitment. They said I was just fat, my vital signs were top notch other than that. They were surprised I wasn't working out even.
I'll have to go in July.
Wish me luck, Anon.
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>>25887670
Can we get married so I can be a swiss citizen and also join the army?
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>>25887681
Lel. Did you know that Switzerland doesn't allow gay marriages? : ^)
Also I'm not gay
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>>25885220
face dont even matter if you're black. white and Asian girls cant even tell the difference.
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>>25887625
It doesn't matter if the rest of the world cares or doesn't care. Robots think it's unfair that most women talk about mens dicks while most men don't do this kind of thing (which it is). How they themselves act doesn't have anything to do with this.
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I'm a tiny terror

5.75x5", but I use bathmate so it's a chode. Usually my gf accommodates my humble length and girth with ease but last time I gagged her and hurt her enough to see blood. It's a weird combination of feeling badass and slightly guilty.

Fuck her, my feelings still hurt from when she said I'm the smallest she's had. I'm big enough to hurt, and that's all I need. It's not the length that matters, but being really thick and shoving it in her ass underlubed that makes for good sex. Also I eat lots of red meat and veggies like asparagus, broccoli, brussel sprouts, coffee, and alcohol so I taste horrible. I have considered capping and taking bitrex in the hopes that it would make me unbearably disgusting. It is aversive at concentrations as low as 0.01ppm. It would just suck if it made my spit or expirations bitter too where I taste it. It would need careful titration.
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>>25887736
I also have a lazy eye
Monotone voice
People constantly tell me "you're not a real black guy"
Borderline autistic
Socially retarded
Anxiety
Major depression
Bouts of severe apathy
No friends
Just my cat whom I love more than anything
I've been rejected by literally every woman.
Tried messaging the "I only fuck black guys" sluts on okcupid and stuff, and they all told me to fuck off.

Can't even pay an escort to fuck me cus "NO BLACK GENTLEMEN"
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>>25887737
Oh we agree on that, whatever the perceived issue at hand is it's certainly never about them, misery can be basically blamed on anything except on how they act, not matter how self-inflicted it actually is.

I was going to say that I wonder which part of the supposed statistical tendency for girls to discuss their sexual partners' genitalia between them is "unfair", as it'd be the same as when you gossip with your friend John about your other friend Mark about how he's less fun to hang out with than Joe.

But then I remember the robots' reaction would basically be the same, taking for a great exposition of the misery conspiracy the deduction they made that, maybe, the very same friend gossips about you too with other people

Once again, you're not the only ones being self-aware, people know perfectly well they're gonna be gossiped/talked shit about from the very same people they are gossiping/talking shit with.
That's what people do and no one cares, you either deal with it like a normal person or keep to your hermit/wizardry ways and stop whining about it.
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>>25887383
too bad the album was shite
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>>25886853
>Is there saving?
you passed all the tests you normie fuck gtfo
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>>25887953
>That's what people do and no one cares
Really? I have never told anything personal about my girlfriend to my friends, and I never would since I'm not an asshole. Neither do any of my male friends.
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>>25887968
Cudi needs to just eat a bullet or go back on the drugs and make Man on the Moon 3
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>>25887736
And nobody wants a 20 yo black virgin.
Black girls HATE me.
White girls treat me like any other beta faggot.
Asians don't even register my existence.

Killing myself before 21 probably
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>>25876829
Who told you that you have no chance? Did you decide that yourself because someone wrote it on the internet?
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>>25879853
Utter contempt
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>5'9 height
>5,5 or sometimes a little bit bigger if erection is really strong
>I have got a baby face and really shitty jawline
>depression
- does it count?
>no1 died
Am I welcome here?
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>>25881043
Who cares
Women want a large dick. This usually means long and quite thick.

People who try to alleviate guys insecurities by saying that "length doesn't matter man, just girth does!" are at best replacing one potential anxiety with another and at worse making it twice as bad
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>>25888042
Of course there's a difference between saying stuff about your friends and your SO, still doesn't mean saying anything about them that's not blind admiration is taboo.
And I'm not talking about the accepted macho crap like "Hurr durr you know how it is with the wife amirite? *rolls eyes*", I'm talking about stuff that actually matters like sex, feelings etc.

So it may be the case for you and your friends that you don't discuss such things, and that's fair enough, just accept that it's not the case for everybody, we discuss how sex is with our partners with my friends, men or women and it's not the end of the world if either says "Yeah anon's vagina is tighter/looser than my ex's" or "Anon's dick is a different shape than my ex's".

And yeah we also discuss all the partners we had with which sex sucked, that infortunately includes you micro-penis wizards, weird vaginas girls and just generally bad-at-sex people.
That part, I agree, is not your fault, nor mine, nor anybody's, that's just unfortunate and it sucks but no amount of sugar-coating is gonna change the fact that people will always be disappointed to have sex/have had sex with you and won't do it again. Just accept it and find happiness in life otherwise.
Or in a niche kind of sexual orientation/depravity, whatever floats your boat.

It's not being cruel or malicious when I say "Don't go to that bakery, I tried it and the bread sucks there", it's because their bread fucking sucks and there's not point going there if you want to enjoy yourself, however nice and polite people the owners are.
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>>Height less than 5'7
2,01m
>>Dick smaller than 5.5"
18cm, which is bigger I think
>>Face worse than 5/10
Acne and scars, I look like shit
>>Actual, diagnosed mental illness
Depression, bipolar and GAD
>>Relatively recent death of someone close to you
Nah

I don't know, how I should feel about this
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>>25888288
>relationship based on love, respect, trust and sharing is like bakery

holy shit anon
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>>25888445
The subject at hand is an autistic rant about girls being meanie by daring to discuss your wee-wee being small, I think we're as far from discussing actual healthy love as it's gonna get, so indeed my point assumed the sexual angle, an angle still included in romantic relationships.
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>>25888445
from the 3rd paragraph on he's discussing sex in general you dense moron
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>>25888598
>>25888620
He's talking about degeneracy, then?
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>>25878731
>has had sex
>is a robot

If someone out there has found you worthy of having sex, you cannot be a robot.
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>>25888699
You think it will get better once you have sex? That suddenly everything will be alright? That you won't think about other guys she's fucked? Other guys she secretly wants to fuck? Other guys that are way better than you? That the pain stops?
It won't. You getting your dick inside someones vagina doesn't change a damn thing.
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>>25888742
its about being desirable you fuck
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>>25888340
>tall with a big dick

please leave
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>>25888668
>actual reality of sex between people can't possibly be reconciled with the impossibly inhuman standards of the waifu/princess bride/muh christian morality delusions of purity
>must accept I've lived in a fantasy world of my own making so far and move on
>nah I'll just keep wallowing in the misery that follows the confrontation between reality and my deluded expectations and just label reality "degeneracy"
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>~5'10
>6.5"
>attractive face
>have professionally diagnosed depression
>literally no other reason to be sad

Muh genetics
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>>25888804
Exactly. I will.
If this is the reality than fuck this gay earth.
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>>25888742
Read the fucking picture you dumb fuck. At least you know that at some point in your life, someone deemed you good enough to get intimate with. Shows that you are not subhuman.
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>>25888763
>>25888834
It doesn't matter. Your goalposts will just move and the pain will be all the same.
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>>25888842
Well, they won't, as I won't ever get to fuck anyone.
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>>25888742
I disagree. I got a gf a few months back and I fingered her and ate her out and stuff. She's my ex now, but I don't really have that burning desire to go lose my virginity that I did before we were together.
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>>25888804
>you are delusional if you don't accept my pleasure oriented world view
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>>25888858
At least you almost got hexas.
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>>25888842
>It doesn't matter.
Yes it does. Someone found you desirable enough to have sex with you, people don't even want me to be around them let alone fuck them.
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>>25888874
It will probably return over time.
I don't want to sound pessimistic, but thats probably whats gonna happen.
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>>25888699
>>25888763
Not him but if I understand correctly it's about being so irremediably unattractive that you're long past the age where you should have had sex or experienced sexual attraction, a most basic human experience, at least once?

Well then yeah ok, you're fucked and it sucks to be you dude, what more is there to say?
What I take from that is that you have to admit that this place and these threads are just a venting mechanism for a miserable life of frustration and hold no factual or analytical value.
Noted!
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>>25888826
There, wasn't so hard to admit now, was it anon?

>>25888876
Pleasure-oriented world view certainly works for me and seems to for society as a whole, how's yours working out, happy?
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5'11
7" donger
6/10 face, 8/10 if i got healthy and fit
Autism, Depression, Anxiety

Fucked about 5 chicks. 2 serious relationships, 1 with a qt3.14 virgin long distance which i only got head from, still get off thinking of fucking her
>tfw i will never have sex with her
>tfw troglodyte for 5 years now
>tfw no friends
>tfw NEET no family

c-can i still be a robot?
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>>25888986
It's still degeneracy for me and some other people that view it as such.
Surely you didn't think that 'degeneracy' was an objective term, right?
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>>25889014
Nay you can't, you already choose chad life.
You know the drill reeeeee Normie GTFO
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>>25889015
Oh it certainly isn't and I don't care which point of view you adopt for going through life, I'm just saying my approach and mindset seem to have me better adapted for dealing with the factual reality of human relationships and reward me accordingly.

While in the meantime I always see your lot's views here and they always only seem to bring about nevrosis, conflict, depression and misery.

But do feel free to keep up with it, don't be surprised when someone points out that it doesn't look like a great system though.
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>>25889251
>thinking one can just choose to view world in certain way or believe something
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>>25888154
I came to that conclusion because that's what every single media source in society was telling me.

So yeah, when the only thing you heard on the subject as an impressionable 18-year-old is that basically you're a worthless, laughable piece of shit who'll never be taken seriously because of your dick size, it's almost impossible to not take that on board.
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>>25889281
Not everybody was in the bathroom when they handed out the brains and central nervous systems anon.
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>>25889363
Your worldview is influenced by your character, upbringing and life experiences anon. You can't just change it because you choose to.
Nice meme rebuttal nonetheless. I tip my fedora to you.
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>>25876221

>op posts some normiebook shit and blabbers some shit about girls tagging other girls
>op uses normiebook then proceeds to make a list of reasons who can't use r9k
>op uses normiebook and is therefore a normie.

Fuck you op.
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>>25876365
and yet, you are here with us.
beautiful people are real people, not robots
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>>25889424
Some non-normies have facebook too anon, they just don't post shit and lurk.
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>>25876221
THIS THQHWYF

SICK OF 5'10 FAGGOTS WITH 6 INCH DICKS THINKING THEY HAVE IT BAD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25876501
>Kind of arbitrary, picked what is cited as being the average.

Yes, but that AVERAGE is calculated using data from all races, including subhuman ASIAN garbage. If you are white and live in the west, the AVERAGE there is more like 6.5".

>tfw cis white straight male
>tfw 5'10" manlet
>tfw 5" dick @ 20 BMI, 13% BF
>tfw depression, social anxiety, schizoid personality disorder
>tfw balding
>tfw no female has ever expressed an interest in me

JUST
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>>25889626
Just as its calculated using data from niggers with their big black dinguses. It cancels out for whites.
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>average height (5'9")
>dick between 6 and 7 inches
>attractive face with one somewhat occasionally noticeable defect
>social anxiety and depression
>no one close to me

the last 2 parts (and the defect) make me a robot, I don't care how exclusive you guys try to make your pity club
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>>25876221
Its ok for me now, fellas. I have accepted that Im genetically broken, and never try to do something. This game is not for me. All tryies to play, will bring nothing, but a despair.

> 18 yearls old virgin
> ugly face
> 5'5 inch dick
> never touch a girl hand
> never had a meaningful conversation with a girl


[b]You will just have to accept this and move on. [/b]

[u]It's all over now, pal.[/u]
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>>25889726
No it doesn't. Niggers actually make it worse for whites since all the girls want to ride that BBC.
>>
Honestly you start to realise hypocritical women can be, they want to be accepted and loved despite being fat yet they expect a man to be a stunt cock.

I'm tall and have a big dick, makes me feel bad that women treat me better for those aspects I have no control over
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>>25876221
But youre all do fun to laugh at
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>>25879996
>being cut
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>>25878731
Do you expect me to feel bad for you
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>>25889797
That's what the OP says... As long as you meet one of the requirements, you are allowed to stay. If you're a proper heighted, proper dicked, proper faced, no mental ilness person, you have the means to be happy, and if you aren't it's your own fault
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>>25888933
You've finally lurked enough. r9k is for venting and trolls.
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>>25889824
hello me

fuck off robot
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>>25877305
your sounding pretty go...
>Euarasian
first thing thats going through any girls mind is your Asian dicklet genes, back to r/asianmasculinity with you elliot
>mfw
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>>25886728
reading all this maybe there's hope
>see brasil
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>>25876639
be honest with yourself when you say 6/10 face when you just said overweight in the previous few lines ;)
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5'11
18cm
7/10 so I've been told
nope
nah

Apparently I'm a normie, how comes I have no friends then?
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>>25886853
Shave your unibrown.
Fix your sideburns or whatever it is called.
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>>25891990
You're a failed normie. You had more of a chance than any of us to live a normal life, and you failed
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>>25889626
>If you are white and live in the west, the AVERAGE there is more like 6.5".
Bullshit. Its way closer to 6".

The average black penis is probably 6.5"-7"ish.

Don't believe the muh BBC meme.
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>5'6"
>dick 5.5" but 4.3" girth so it counts
>face 7/10 with hair but receding hairline so I'll go down to a 3-4/10
>Generalized anxiety disorder, severe social phobia, ADHD, probably undiagnosed depression, probably undiagnosed avoidant personality disorder


ayyy looks like I belong. right now I don't feel depressed because I'm on drugs though, but I will soon

funny thing is, when I'm at my lowest I don't even think about my physical flaws at all
>>
>>25876221

I've been diagnosed with volatile personality disorder, is that good enough?
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>>25877134
can't believe anthony fantasoda gave kid cudi's album a 0

fuck that cuck
>>
>>25893069
>but 4.3" girth so it counts
Bruh that's not great girth.

Little below average actually.
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>>25893103
I hate that faggot, but that album was literally a -5/10
So fucking horrible

Dude was supposed to be next in line
Jay Z, Kanye, then Cudi
But that faggot quit drugs and decided to try and be Kurt Cobain
>>
>>25893133
Woops you were saying it counted towards the OP.

Sorry m8.
>>
>>25876221
My dick is 7x5.5 but it doesnt look big for me.
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>>25887856
>Bathmate

this shit actually work? my girth is like 4.3 to 4.5, and I don't really give a shit about my length but even like .5 inches in girth would be great
>>
>>25876221
>>Relatively recent death of someone close to you

Why is this one important?
>>
>>25880585
at least 2 liters of wine m8
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>>25893183
i didn't even listen to it lmao, but u cant give kid cudi a 0 even if his album sucks
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>>25893227
I wouldn't risk doing anything dangerous to my dick personally.

Then again i am way above average and not desperate. Its your dick though, fuck its shit up if you'd like.
>>
>>25893237
So more normalfags can claim to be robots
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>>25893245
Listen to it and and you'll see that 0 is a very generous rating
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>>25880341
I really, really hate bait culture
>>
>>25893227
>>25893251
nigga you just said you use bathmate

if you're not that dude why would you even respond to this
>>
>>25893285
Cause i'm trying to warn you not to fuck up your dick senpai.

Its not worth it.
>>
>Actual, diagnosed mental illness

awwww yisssss
>>
>>25893183
he did not quit drugs, he just said he did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEiJevtJxEk

this is from 5 months ago
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>>25893293
I did jelqing for like a year once, and it didn't do shit besides make my flaccid dick huge. then I stopped because it's boring as shit
>>
http://www.allkpop.com/forums/discussion/19505/18-are-virgin-girls-less-judgemental-over-a-guy-s-penis-s/

this is fucked up

how you gon be a k-pop fangirl and care about dick size

like you gotta brace yourself for disappointment when you date your dream guy
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>>25876365
>6'6"
Okay faggot you can stop growing now
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>>25879996
What an ugly penis. Jesus.
A cut penis normally looks nice and sexy, not yours.
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>>25892041
I have a gf tho
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>>25888061
Relax, my nigga.
Fellow black r9ker here.
Work on yourself, hit the gym.
I gurantee you'll see improvements in confidence.
You at uni?
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>>25893005
I know, right?
I'm black and I absolutely hate the meme
about black guys having 'big' dicks.
It's not true, fuck outta here.
They've taken a minority (pornstars)
and applied it tot he whole fucking black race.
It's disgusting. It's dehumanising.
I'm not a fucking fetish.
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>>25880681
The truth about blacks is they actually vary massively. Congolese have like an average of 7" but Ethopians and Somalians are something like 4".
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>>25878731
5 years is still not long enough, Anon.
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>>25894818
black guys in porn don't even have big dicks, I recently discovered that they wear plastic sheathes. My life has been a lie.
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>>25876221
>Literally billions of comments like this

No there fucking aren't, retard. Do you have any idea how many a billion is?
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>>25893237
>>25893255
It's not a free robo-pass, it just means you're allowed to be sad if it has happened to you recently
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>tfw 5'4" with 7" dick

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>>25876221
feels good to be a normal person
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>6'1"
>5.5x6
>Plainer than white bread with a side of water
>Cant afford to go to the doctor
>Grandmother died a month ago

A normie body does not make a normie soul
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>>25876221
Im 5"7 and i get pussy all the time. Just saw your 5"10 girls are stupid and they will believe it as long ad you are tallet than them. Also my dick is 8 inches but just say yours os bigger they will also believe it unless they have had a bigger dick.
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>5'9"
>7.5"
feels good being a midget
>>
>>25896605
manlet swag confirmed
>>
is 3.5 inches flaccid normal
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>>25880310
Well, shit. Guess I'm not allowed on here.
also
>implying I have high IQ
I most probably would not be here then.
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>2016
>still caring about what women think
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>Height less than 5'7
5'4 manlet
>Dick smaller than 5.5"
7' dicklet
>Face worse than 5/10
mabey 6/10 at best
>Actual, diagnosed mental illness
nope, nothing
>Relatively recent death of someone close to you
nah
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>>25876221

>5'9
>6'
>Okay face, sorry
>Manic-depression, type I, hospitalised two and half years ago
>Best friend shot dead three years ago
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