>"Aww you look so tired Anon. You don't have to stay up just for me. Hey, come on, let's get into bed. I'm feeling pretty sleepy anyway. What do you mean don't worry about you! Who else am I going to worry about if not you!? Let's just get some rest. Here put your arm around me. Are you comfortable. Yes, me too. Goodnight Anon, I love you."
>"Thanks for coming to visit my hometown Anon. It really means a lot to me. I've never asked anybody to meet my family before like this, most of my friends have never even been over to my house. Hey it's getting kinda chilly out here, do you wanna head back? I think my mother should have dinner ready by now, I hope you're hungry. There's supposed to be a thunder storm tonight, I hope there is. It always reminds me of being a little girl when I'm in my old room listening to a storm approaching."
>"Yes! I was attracted to you the whole time too. Oh I can't believe we were both so shy about it. I thought about talking to you a thousand times but when you were near I just tensed up and convinced myself you wanted nothing to do with me. I mean I assumed you didn't have a girlfriend because of how quiet and sort of introverted you seemed, but then I thought maybe the reason you didn't talk to anybody is because you already had enough friends outside of here. Oh Anon, aren't we silly? Passing each other by almost every day and pretending we didn't notice each other? I'm so glad we're finally getting to know each other Anon, I'd hate to think of us going our separate ways without ever talking and lying here together like this."
It's this fucking thread again
I like how we are so socially fucked up now that this is what use as female contact to get ourselves through each day.
>tfw this was me in my teenage cyber gf stage
Who /else insecure 'cause fat/ here
Well, used to be insecure. Don't really care at this point. I've transcended feels and longing for gf.
>Broken and emotionally unavailable
>Desperately want to feel loved
>Unable to express this desire
>Grow more bitter and alone
>Sometimes qts come along and try to "fix"
>Broken and emotionally unavailable so consciously and subconiously push them away
>Eventually they tire of the bullshit, grow to resentful, and give up
>Rinse and repeat forever
These threads only remind me of my own crippling failures and loneliness.
Niggerfaggot, i dont know how fat you are but here's some truth.
Take a few pictures of your disgusting body that no one wants. Right now, with shitty lighting in the bathroom. Right now. Use the shame and depression as a weapon.
Under that pathetic excuse of a face, covered in crusty frosting and doritos crumbs, lies an angled Aryan jaw. You'll have to dig it out, you piece of subhuman trash. Got it? Now let's begin.
1. Put down the fork. Even the lowliest of JaTrayvon and Shaniquas can afford healthy food on EBT, but they get fried chicken instead. Right now, empty out your kitchen completely, and get rice, beans, oats, brocolli and cheap cuts of chicken or turkey. If niggers can afford it, so can the worst of neets.
2. Depending on how much you've nuked your body with carbs, immediately after coming home from the store, go for a run/walk. At least 30 minutes. You'll do this every day, no exceptions.
3. If you ever touch the high fructose Jew (soda) again, just kill yourself. Drink water, coffee or tea. On weekends, fruit juice for a treat.
4. Ignore the gym Jew. It's a meme. Also filled with shit people. Start by doing 100 pushups/ 100 sit-ups/ 50 burpees everyday for a start. You probably can't do a pullup, you fat sack of shit, so find a literal ANYTHING that you can hang on to and start hanging on. Just dead hangs. When you can hang on for a good while after a few weeks, start by helping yourself up to a finished pull up rotation, use a chair or whatever. Then lower yourself down as slowly as you can. Do this everyday, you fucking maggot cocksucker. Eventually you will have built up enough upper body strength to do a pull up.
Congratulations, you lecherous vermin. You are now a man, don't get fooled, if you literally can't pull your own bodyweight up you are a woman or an older woman. Good job!
5. Keep eating well and doing those pullups, you walking fat cancerous waste.
>Take a few pictures of your disgusting body that no one wants. Right now, with shitty lighting in the bathroom.
Meant to quote the fatlord feelsposter.
Incorporate pull ups in to your sit-ups, burpees and pushups routine. Every fucking day nigger. Ramp up your running, stop lying, yes you do have time. Google couch to 5k, you might be able to do that now without dying or injuring yourself.
6. we are now 3 weeks in. I'll allow one cheat day. Every Saturday, you're allowed anything you want. You're still running and working out, Chris Christy, but you can eat what you want. My record was 5000 calories of cake in one day. As long as you keep it to one day to stay sane, I'll allow it. You've earned it, marshmallow man.
7. You will have lost a lot of weight. You in the mirror is laughing at the old pictures of you you took.
8. Keep avoiding the gym Jew. Google calisthenics and move on to more challenging exercises. Run further and faster, fat fuck. You are on the easy to redemption.
9. Those pull ups? The ones you hate? They have flared your back and widened you shoulders. Your biceps have grown and filled out your arms. Combined with your weight loss, your upper body have taken on a v shaped silhouette. Your face isn't a puff pastry dropped in a pile of shit anymore and you only have one chin. Nice.
10. Hope you are still eating lean meats and good carbs. I don't trust you to experiment with food yet, a fattie will find a way to smother it in sauces and sugar. Stay lean.
Keep this up and real men might respect you. I know you don't care about that, but at least the face in the mirror might crack a smirk and respect the man who's now looking back.
Sincerely, former neet virgin fatass maggot, now with hope for future.
Will being /fit/ cure ugliness? Or shortness?
They're what I used when I hook up on CL.
Fat autist detected. Of course the intro to having an actual functioning body doest require you to do 100 in a row.
It's in the course of a day. One at a time, if your actually that much of an estrogen laden old woman. 100 in a day is reasonable for Stephen hawking.
Instead of nitpicking, do 50 burpees you pathetic sack of shit.
Burpees are rough enough as it is, let alone doing 50 of them after 100 push ups and sit ups.
You wouldn't even be able to maintain that on a daily basis, even if you managed to accomplish that on the first try. Your body would be absolutely fucked the second day.
3 burpees an hour then, defeatist cockholster. Do you cover your mirrors like a vampire? Are you a fat cumrag with no interest in self improvement?
I used to wheeze going up the stairs to my apartment. Now I do 30 burpees 5 seconds after waking up to start the day. It might be autistic, but at least I will live past 50, you literal cockroach.
You should go to /fit/ then anon. Or speak to someone who actually knows what they're talking about.
I myself fucked up my body completely. I lost over 40 pounds while I was bed ridden sick. I'm only now trying to get back into it, and for me I just do basic shit. Every morning when I wake up, I do 30 sit ups and 30 push ups. I have some weights so I'll do 30 on each arm. If I have the energy, I'll do a shoulder and traps workout as well, again just sets of 30. I'll do the same workout that night, and I try to walk around as much as I can.
The point for me is that I don't push myself TOO far. Since I'm building from nothing, it's very easy to hurt myself. It could be different for you. Every two weeks I try to up the weight or the count up a bit. Literally anything is better than nothing.
And as always, all it is is energy in and energy out. If you combine even a basic bitch workout with a good diet, you'll see changes. Don't hurt yourself cause of some autists on 4chan. Hell, don't even listen to me, go get educated on the subject elsewhere. This is just what I do. I've been doing it for about a month now, and while there isn't a huge noticeable difference, having it in my routine makes it a good release and I feel better. Once you're into it then maybe look into stuff like cutting and bulking.
>tfw can do sets of 5 after being fat for my entire life
fatposter, this guy probably does not help you. my advice to you is to put yourself in a position that doesnt leave room for food, like being homeless or some shit. if you have so little pride that you end up begging for food then you might as well die anyways
Virgin neet, I'm the silken voice of a lover compared to an actual drill Sgt. I don't know how (American? I guess you are. I can smell the corn syrup from here) your drill sgts talk, but mine could make you cry within 10 seconds of verbal berasting. I think you need more testosterone, krispy kreme.
Look down! Yeah that belly fast right there. Pathetic. Sad. Now go run 2 km, mayoboy
I appreciate that anon, it's posts like these that help motivate me to keep going. It wasn't easy to get into it, and I imagine it won't be nearly as easy for others as it was for me. You have to try and remember that being miserable and continuing the way you are is the easy way, despite it being the hard painful way.
I am, maplebro.
I was a fat fuck. Faaat fuck. I don't want anyone else to feel those feelings or get looked at that way. I'm legitimately concerned about people, I just don't think silk gloves are any help. Harsh realities and harsher words helped me.
You've got a point there fellow Canuck, but it loses a lot of it's impact on an anonymous imageboard. Especially one that is notorious for glorifying being miserable. Granted, some people are legitimately fucked for life. But for fatties there is hope.
Energy in, energy out. Keep doing your work, but maybe change the numbers. You got cardio in there which is key. I'm no expert by far, but the numbers themselves make it seem unrealistic.
>don't know this feel
>will never know this feel
>can't even miss this feel
Who here /abandonedallhope/?
Do people in love really say stuff like this to each other?
Do grills really say these kind of things? The writing seems laughable, does anyone really talk like this? D-do they? I wouldn't know....
the shoegaze was nice
>JUST DO IT BRO
>10 BURPEES RIGHT NOW, DUDE BANG EM' OUT
>IT WORKED FOR ME YOU FAT FUCK, C'MON
>GOTTA BE /FIT/
Kill yourself. I've been fit my whole life and still work out. My situation isn't any better than the next guys. Even looking like a Greek god won't help in the least if you can't socialize and make friends. I run, lift, read, and work. That's all there is to my fucking empty life.
>>25879336 is 100% bullshit. Girls won't flock to you if you're fit. Don't fall for this shitty meme.
Hell in a handbasket rings a bell.
I'm from the north of Sweden, spared refugees and SJW madness for the time being. The great distance from Stockholm helps.
You haven't lived until a former French foreign legionnaire is screaming insults while you dig latrines in -40 with wind chill. Maybe that's where my autism was born.
>posting a pic of an unremarkable teenage girl
Are you in highschool by chance?
>tfw being older than 90% of 4chan
>tfw there are olderfags than me and I already can't relate to this gay shit
>tfw wonder how they feel
You do realise you're an exception, right? An outlier. A remarkable case of autism gone too far. Most people, almost everyone will improve their social interactions if they feel comfortable with themselves and people actually want to interact with them.
You need a therapist I'm afraid.
You are an abysmal novelist if you consider the OP to be well written. I will concede to the contention of it being written intentionally poorly so as to establish the characterization of the female character as being a ditsy airhead, but nothing less. That is its only excuse.
Don't you think it's reasonable to assume that people would want to approach a fit man, rather than a fat slob?
You can be the biggest NEET, but a fit body will give people an incentive to approach and interact with you, training wheels for further social efforts. It's simple.
>You can be the biggest NEET, but a fit body will give people an incentive to approach and interact with you
Yeah, then they'll find out you're an awkward NEET with no prospects or social skills and they'll drop you right there. Having a nice body won't solve any problems outside of your fucking diabetes.
>You need a therapist I'm afraid.
I didn't need you to tell me that.