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>"Aww you look so tired Anon. You don't have to stay up just for me. Hey, come on, let's get into bed. I'm feeling pretty sleepy anyway. What do you mean don't worry about you! Who else am I going to worry about if not you!? Let's just get some rest. Here put your arm around me. Are you comfortable. Yes, me too. Goodnight Anon, I love you."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMKkbco7UFE]
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>"Thanks for coming to visit my hometown Anon. It really means a lot to me. I've never asked anybody to meet my family before like this, most of my friends have never even been over to my house. Hey it's getting kinda chilly out here, do you wanna head back? I think my mother should have dinner ready by now, I hope you're hungry. There's supposed to be a thunder storm tonight, I hope there is. It always reminds me of being a little girl when I'm in my old room listening to a storm approaching."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTU58veU4ko]
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>"Yes! I was attracted to you the whole time too. Oh I can't believe we were both so shy about it. I thought about talking to you a thousand times but when you were near I just tensed up and convinced myself you wanted nothing to do with me. I mean I assumed you didn't have a girlfriend because of how quiet and sort of introverted you seemed, but then I thought maybe the reason you didn't talk to anybody is because you already had enough friends outside of here. Oh Anon, aren't we silly? Passing each other by almost every day and pretending we didn't notice each other? I'm so glad we're finally getting to know each other Anon, I'd hate to think of us going our separate ways without ever talking and lying here together like this."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntISSXqcGaI]
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You have no idea how people talk
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>tfw i will die alone
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It's this fucking thread again
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I like how we are so socially fucked up now that this is what use as female contact to get ourselves through each day.
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>tfw this was me in my teenage cyber gf stage
Who /else insecure 'cause fat/ here
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>>25876909
Lose some weight then retard, it's not that fucking hard.
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>>25876999
Well, used to be insecure. Don't really care at this point. I've transcended feels and longing for gf.
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>tfw have never truly cared for women in a non-sexual way
>anytime I fap the urge to get a gf dies
Why do you want a gf so bad, robots?
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>>25877056
Transcended into trans fats maybe, whatever makes you happy bruv
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>>25877154
BOOM

HOLY SHIT
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>Broken and emotionally unavailable
>Desperately want to feel loved
>Unable to express this desire
>Grow more bitter and alone
>Sometimes qts come along and try to "fix"
>Broken and emotionally unavailable so consciously and subconiously push them away
>Eventually they tire of the bullshit, grow to resentful, and give up
>Rinse and repeat forever

These threads only remind me of my own crippling failures and loneliness.
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>>25877227
Wow, you described my state prefectly. I feel like i cant love and i need to be loved and to love.
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>>25877227
We're in this together separately man
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>>25877227
This was me. Then one day I did two double stamps of acid.
All the walls I built up just broke.
I have an awesome gf now.
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>>25877532
>tfw i cant afford acid
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>>25877154
Niggerfaggot, i dont know how fat you are but here's some truth.

Take a few pictures of your disgusting body that no one wants. Right now, with shitty lighting in the bathroom. Right now. Use the shame and depression as a weapon.

Under that pathetic excuse of a face, covered in crusty frosting and doritos crumbs, lies an angled Aryan jaw. You'll have to dig it out, you piece of subhuman trash. Got it? Now let's begin.

1. Put down the fork. Even the lowliest of JaTrayvon and Shaniquas can afford healthy food on EBT, but they get fried chicken instead. Right now, empty out your kitchen completely, and get rice, beans, oats, brocolli and cheap cuts of chicken or turkey. If niggers can afford it, so can the worst of neets.

2. Depending on how much you've nuked your body with carbs, immediately after coming home from the store, go for a run/walk. At least 30 minutes. You'll do this every day, no exceptions.

3. If you ever touch the high fructose Jew (soda) again, just kill yourself. Drink water, coffee or tea. On weekends, fruit juice for a treat.

4. Ignore the gym Jew. It's a meme. Also filled with shit people. Start by doing 100 pushups/ 100 sit-ups/ 50 burpees everyday for a start. You probably can't do a pullup, you fat sack of shit, so find a literal ANYTHING that you can hang on to and start hanging on. Just dead hangs. When you can hang on for a good while after a few weeks, start by helping yourself up to a finished pull up rotation, use a chair or whatever. Then lower yourself down as slowly as you can. Do this everyday, you fucking maggot cocksucker. Eventually you will have built up enough upper body strength to do a pull up.

Congratulations, you lecherous vermin. You are now a man, don't get fooled, if you literally can't pull your own bodyweight up you are a woman or an older woman. Good job!

5. Keep eating well and doing those pullups, you walking fat cancerous waste.

----> continued
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>>25878012
Good stuff famalam
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>>25878012
>Take a few pictures of your disgusting body that no one wants. Right now, with shitty lighting in the bathroom.
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>>25877056
>>25878012

Meant to quote the fatlord feelsposter.

5 cont.

Incorporate pull ups in to your sit-ups, burpees and pushups routine. Every fucking day nigger. Ramp up your running, stop lying, yes you do have time. Google couch to 5k, you might be able to do that now without dying or injuring yourself.

6. we are now 3 weeks in. I'll allow one cheat day. Every Saturday, you're allowed anything you want. You're still running and working out, Chris Christy, but you can eat what you want. My record was 5000 calories of cake in one day. As long as you keep it to one day to stay sane, I'll allow it. You've earned it, marshmallow man.

7. You will have lost a lot of weight. You in the mirror is laughing at the old pictures of you you took.

8. Keep avoiding the gym Jew. Google calisthenics and move on to more challenging exercises. Run further and faster, fat fuck. You are on the easy to redemption.

9. Those pull ups? The ones you hate? They have flared your back and widened you shoulders. Your biceps have grown and filled out your arms. Combined with your weight loss, your upper body have taken on a v shaped silhouette. Your face isn't a puff pastry dropped in a pile of shit anymore and you only have one chin. Nice.

10. Hope you are still eating lean meats and good carbs. I don't trust you to experiment with food yet, a fattie will find a way to smother it in sauces and sugar. Stay lean.

Keep this up and real men might respect you. I know you don't care about that, but at least the face in the mirror might crack a smirk and respect the man who's now looking back.

Good luck.

Sincerely, former neet virgin fatass maggot, now with hope for future.
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>>25878328
Nick pls go. And you forgot your trip.
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>Are you still awake anon?
>No anon, stay, just a bit longer
>Okay anon, roll over so I can be big spoon!
>Here anon, let me rub your back
>Anon, that made me smile

It still fucking hurts.
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>>25878012
>>25878328
Will being /fit/ cure ugliness? Or shortness?
Or autism?
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>>25878012
>Start by doing 100 pushups/ 100 sit-ups/ 50 burpees
> Start

Jesus fucking christ man
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>>25878219
i hope that's a joke anon
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>>25878591
They're what I used when I hook up on CL.
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>>25878550
Seriously. I doubt I'd be able to do one burpee, let alone 50. And I'm not even fat.
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>>25878012
>Start by doing 100 pushups/ 100 sit-ups/ 50 burpees everyday for a start
or you could do a real workout instead of fucking yourself with pushups and situps
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>>25878649
w-what's CL
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>>25877936
>$15 bucks?
>get a job
>why you have no gf possibly?
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>>25875774
thought this was a picture of me for a second almost lost it
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>>25876715
you have no idea how to read
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What's a good entry workout? I literally have no clue how to into /fit/
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>>25878676
Fat autist detected. Of course the intro to having an actual functioning body doest require you to do 100 in a row.

It's in the course of a day. One at a time, if your actually that much of an estrogen laden old woman. 100 in a day is reasonable for Stephen hawking.

Instead of nitpicking, do 50 burpees you pathetic sack of shit.
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>>25878700
craiglist
baka-anon
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>>25878660
Burpees are rough enough as it is, let alone doing 50 of them after 100 push ups and sit ups.

You wouldn't even be able to maintain that on a daily basis, even if you managed to accomplish that on the first try. Your body would be absolutely fucked the second day.
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>>25878765
3 burpees an hour then, defeatist cockholster. Do you cover your mirrors like a vampire? Are you a fat cumrag with no interest in self improvement?

I used to wheeze going up the stairs to my apartment. Now I do 30 burpees 5 seconds after waking up to start the day. It might be autistic, but at least I will live past 50, you literal cockroach.
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>>25878746
You should go to /fit/ then anon. Or speak to someone who actually knows what they're talking about.

I myself fucked up my body completely. I lost over 40 pounds while I was bed ridden sick. I'm only now trying to get back into it, and for me I just do basic shit. Every morning when I wake up, I do 30 sit ups and 30 push ups. I have some weights so I'll do 30 on each arm. If I have the energy, I'll do a shoulder and traps workout as well, again just sets of 30. I'll do the same workout that night, and I try to walk around as much as I can.

The point for me is that I don't push myself TOO far. Since I'm building from nothing, it's very easy to hurt myself. It could be different for you. Every two weeks I try to up the weight or the count up a bit. Literally anything is better than nothing.

And as always, all it is is energy in and energy out. If you combine even a basic bitch workout with a good diet, you'll see changes. Don't hurt yourself cause of some autists on 4chan. Hell, don't even listen to me, go get educated on the subject elsewhere. This is just what I do. I've been doing it for about a month now, and while there isn't a huge noticeable difference, having it in my routine makes it a good release and I feel better. Once you're into it then maybe look into stuff like cutting and bulking.
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i missed these threads desu
i still want to die
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>>25878825
You're trying to be this drill sergeant type of guy and it's just not working you fucking autismo.
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>>25878751

Every time I see a fucking unmutilated dick like that I get triggered

It's literally killing me desu
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>>25878746
le ebin ottermode
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>>25878012
>tfw can do sets of 5 after being fat for my entire life

fatposter, this guy probably does not help you. my advice to you is to put yourself in a position that doesnt leave room for food, like being homeless or some shit. if you have so little pride that you end up begging for food then you might as well die anyways
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>>25878886
I know that mutilated feel, I can't help but be envious of intact men. True foreskin regeneration when?
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>>25878874
Virgin neet, I'm the silken voice of a lover compared to an actual drill Sgt. I don't know how (American? I guess you are. I can smell the corn syrup from here) your drill sgts talk, but mine could make you cry within 10 seconds of verbal berasting. I think you need more testosterone, krispy kreme.

Look down! Yeah that belly fast right there. Pathetic. Sad. Now go run 2 km, mayoboy
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>>25878851
I wish you the best of luck. Being bed ridden is a curse. Your post makes you out to be a motivated man, you will surpas s your goals.

Take care of your body, friend
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>>25878981
I'm not fat poster m8, I'm this guy >>25878851

I'm Canadian. If you're legitimately trying to help people, kudos to you. Otherwise, fuck off faggot
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>>25879060
I appreciate that anon, it's posts like these that help motivate me to keep going. It wasn't easy to get into it, and I imagine it won't be nearly as easy for others as it was for me. You have to try and remember that being miserable and continuing the way you are is the easy way, despite it being the hard painful way.
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>>25877128
I'm starting to not care about women myself. Video games have replaced the woman.
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>>25879065
I am, maplebro.

I was a fat fuck. Faaat fuck. I don't want anyone else to feel those feelings or get looked at that way. I'm legitimately concerned about people, I just don't think silk gloves are any help. Harsh realities and harsher words helped me.
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>it's one of these threads
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>>25879163
Drop the spoon of sugar and do 10 burpees, anon
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>>25879145
You've got a point there fellow Canuck, but it loses a lot of it's impact on an anonymous imageboard. Especially one that is notorious for glorifying being miserable. Granted, some people are legitimately fucked for life. But for fatties there is hope.

Energy in, energy out. Keep doing your work, but maybe change the numbers. You got cardio in there which is key. I'm no expert by far, but the numbers themselves make it seem unrealistic.
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>don't know this feel
>will never know this feel
>can't even miss this feel
Who here /abandonedallhope/?
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>>25879203
I'm from an European country actually, but I like Canada.

>>25879206

Go for a 30 minute brisk walk and read my angry slightly autistic post.
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>>25879187
I'm not even fat. I just got here, am I in /fit/?
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Do people in love really say stuff like this to each other?

Do grills really say these kind of things? The writing seems laughable, does anyone really talk like this? D-do they? I wouldn't know....
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the shoegaze was nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgKhr6ka1LY
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>>25878012
>>25878328
>>25879299

Read and execute. No matter how autistic, girls will appreciate a non fat man.
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>>25879299
>>25878501
Used to have these kinds of things said to me.
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>>25879267
>Go for a 30 minute brisk walk and read my angry slightly autistic post.
but exercising makes me care even less about things

the more I move the less I think
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>>25879267
Which country? I've only lived in Canada, but I've lived all over Canada. From BC, to Ontario to New Brunswick. Beautiful country, but it's going to hell in a hand basket.
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why did this turn into a fat thread
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>>25875774
kek that girl camwhores on /soc/ and is full of herself
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You aren't good at writing dialogue.
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>>25879309
fuck yes murmuure!
Great album
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>JUST DO IT BRO
>10 BURPEES RIGHT NOW, DUDE BANG EM' OUT
>IT WORKED FOR ME YOU FAT FUCK, C'MON
>GOTTA BE /FIT/

Kill yourself. I've been fit my whole life and still work out. My situation isn't any better than the next guys. Even looking like a Greek god won't help in the least if you can't socialize and make friends. I run, lift, read, and work. That's all there is to my fucking empty life.

>>25879336 is 100% bullshit. Girls won't flock to you if you're fit. Don't fall for this shitty meme.
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>>25876715
It's well written. I'm a writer so I know
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Hell in a handbasket rings a bell.

>>25879357
I'm from the north of Sweden, spared refugees and SJW madness for the time being. The great distance from Stockholm helps.

You haven't lived until a former French foreign legionnaire is screaming insults while you dig latrines in -40 with wind chill. Maybe that's where my autism was born.
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>>25879479
>>25876715
You can tell by the words. I've seen a few writes in my time
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>>25875774
>posting a pic of an unremarkable teenage girl
Are you in highschool by chance?

>tfw being older than 90% of 4chan
>tfw there are olderfags than me and I already can't relate to this gay shit
>tfw wonder how they feel
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>>25879494
You have my sympathies Sweden bro. Were it up to me, we'd be taking native Swedens in as refugees rather than those rapefugees
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>>25879454
You do realise you're an exception, right? An outlier. A remarkable case of autism gone too far. Most people, almost everyone will improve their social interactions if they feel comfortable with themselves and people actually want to interact with them.

You need a therapist I'm afraid.
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>>25879479
You are an abysmal novelist if you consider the OP to be well written. I will concede to the contention of it being written intentionally poorly so as to establish the characterization of the female character as being a ditsy airhead, but nothing less. That is its only excuse.
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>>25879566
>>25879494
Swedes* guess I'm retarded
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>>25879454
"Meme"

Don't you think it's reasonable to assume that people would want to approach a fit man, rather than a fat slob?

You can be the biggest NEET, but a fit body will give people an incentive to approach and interact with you, training wheels for further social efforts. It's simple.
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>>25879524
you're so cringeworthy
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>>25879566
Thanks man. It think I would feel right at home in Canada sometimes, with the forested expanses and the lakes.
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>>25879681
You would cringe at stumbling over a poorly leveled sidewalk. Cringe is only in the mind of the autist. Chad can get away with anything with a charismatic aloofness.
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>>25879673
>You can be the biggest NEET, but a fit body will give people an incentive to approach and interact with you

Yeah, then they'll find out you're an awkward NEET with no prospects or social skills and they'll drop you right there. Having a nice body won't solve any problems outside of your fucking diabetes.

>>25879583
>You need a therapist I'm afraid.

I didn't need you to tell me that.
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