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>the schoolcuck gets ready for a test
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>the schoolcuck gets ready for a test
>while the NEET takes his 18th rest

>the school cuck takes an exam
>the neet cuck eats cheese and ham

>The schoolcuck reads a book
>The neetcuck masturbates furiously while crying
We're winning at life bro
>The student crams textbooks and prays for an "A"
>The NEET pops a tendie and sips Chardonnay
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>schoolcucks tries to banter
>the neet sits back in laughter
the schoolchuck will one day work a job he enjoys and fulfils his life
the NEET did nothing all day except browse 4chan until he goes to bed and cries

Noice 1 there m8
That's easy.

Start playing an instrument early on and go pro.
The Neet grows old and alone
The student can't afford his own home
The wagie works himself down to the bone

No one wins, we're all fucked

The CEO makes trophy wives moan
Tendies can only be drunk with a good lager. >>25875396
>take the wage pill
>work hard in school
>work hard in college
>work hard in uni
>manage to get job
>work 10+ hours a day
>no time for hobbies any more
>catch illnesses on the tube from other people
>get home to a shared flat with no heating and single-glazed windows that don't close properly and slow internet that cuts out every hour
>shiver and freeze, trying to get to sleep for the next day
I'm winning, right? G-guys?
>The schoolcuck memorizes teacher's lies,
>As bit by bit his young body dies,
>The NEET can only chuckle, smug
>Wrapped in his flannel blanket, snug
that doesn't rhyme you tard

The schoolcuck lives in a dormitory
The NEETcuck rages at the normie

The schoolcuck writes a paper
The neetcuck trains with his rapier
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Cant we alll just get along?
The schoolcuck made a new friend
The neetcuck waits for his life to end

The schoolcuck got an internship
The neet renews his WoW membership

The schoolcuck feels like a true man
The neet is a shallow husk of a human

The schoolcuck is proud of his latest achievement
The neet sits teary in his mothers basement

The schoolcuck went with his class on vacation
The neetcuck is drowning in isolation

That hit hard anon
I want to be a NEET

I really do

In sick of leaving my house
Sick of paying off my medical bills
Sick and fucking tired of trying . I just want sleep
>What's that, schoolcuck? Paper's due!
>Quickly now -- there's work to do!
>Be sure to cite your sources, kid
>Or fail you will (just like I did)
>This comfy bed is now my school
>It's warm and soft and free from rules
>Now hurry up and get a job
>Your tax supports me, wagie slob!
>be schoolcuck
>the second ones all apply to me instead of the first

I can't have anything in this world
>>The neetcuck masturbates furiously while crying
i'm a schoolfriend and i do this daily
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This is correct. While those schoolcucks were studying jewish marxist propaganda I was reading fine Greek literature.
>the NEET tries to rhyme
>The professors dick the schoolcuck sucks

>the schoolcucks girl feels the neetcucks nuts
>the schoolcuck fucked a girl from uni last night
>while the NEET complains abouth his height

>the schoolcuck rushed through his exam
>the NEET added another kilogram

>the schoolcuck tries to live his life right
>the NEET wants to stab himself with a knife

>the schoolcuck texts on normiebook on his smartphone
>the NEET doesn't want his piss bottles to be known
>NEET is raw, man
>creates a strawman


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>the schoolcuck reads and reads all night
>the NEET has a sweet treat, a tendy bite
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I..I d..don't have have WoW membership

>get no sleep to cram in for that A while the NEET rams that pussy all day
Thanks bud!

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The school cuck fucks real pussy
The neetcuck fucks his crusty pocket pussy
>uni student gets ready for a test
>NEETcuck has low test
>>get no sleep to cram in for that A while the NEET rams that pussy all day

NEETcuck fabricates these lies
Because he has no alibis
For why he sits alone and cries
And never gets between her thighs
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>the schoolcuck awakes at 6am to appease the bureaucrats
>the NEET awakes whenever he wants to feed his cat
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>The schoolcuck is doing his best

>The neet is comfy in the nest
lmao so true
BTFO neetchucks

>the schoolcuck discusses his class assignments

>the schoolcucks girl loves when the NEET makes her cum, 5 seconds, she times it
>The schoolcuck pays fortune on tuition for just one shot
>The NEET takes it easy, and sleeps a lot
"Comfy" is the most NEET gets
Sort of like the normie's pets
This nadir of existence makes
NEET almost sentient, like some primates
Speaking of pets, it should be known
That they're not yours, nor is the home

>I suppose that makes you all alone
Honest question to actual neets in here. Im sick of fucking working and seriously considering trying to become a neet but

1. Do you really get enough to live semi comfortably in your own place?

2. What happens when you have an unexpected expense?

3. Is getting permanent disability a difficult process?
I'm on the bus to work right now, writing poems as if I were a smug bedridden NEET. Stay in school, chochacho.
i live on a multi million dollar settlement, but before that mommy paid for everything
The cuckiest cuck is so out of luck
Debt, and degredation and not a single fuck
The school paper is due schoolcuck better crack the book or find a dick to suck

The NEET is well rested and STD tested because your girl gave her pussy unprotected
He has a tendy or two then off to the look
I'm sorry schooly you've been bested
Loo (sorry actually autocorrect)
>The schoolcuck works his butt off for an English degree
>only to wish upon graduating a NEET was he
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>schoolcucks get stressed over finals
>NEETs get comfy and listen to vinyl
you can never live in this life

I've seen both sides. The NEET life looks better when you're a wagecuck, and the wagecuck life looks better when you're a NEET.

Wagecucks ITT are only trying to defend themselves because they're humiliated they've spent so much of their lives taking risks and devoting all of their time just to end up as slaves for more "valuable" people.
While the schoolcuck wastes his lengthy days
Reading books and articles written by gays
The NEET sits alone, content and free
Eating Subway sandwiches and drinking coffee.
>Free food and drink and Internet
>A life of leisure, heavensent
>From my blanket, shitty posting
>What's that smell, cuck? Oh! You're roasting!
>Obey quickly, genuflect
>For Shekelstein demands respect
>In fifty years or so you may
>Begin the life I live today

No seriously, chop chop
I needs your taxes for more vidya
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right off the bat I'm going to let you know that being a NEET is miserable unless you have a large sum of money at your disposal.
1. Do you really get enough to live semi comfortably in your own place?
no, very few have this luxury, you have to research the disability/welfare in your country to see if it's worth it, most NEETs live with their parents.
2. What happens when you have an unexpected expense?
you don't.
3. Is getting permanent disability a difficult process?
yes, if you're in America it is extremely difficult and in Europe you'll be assessed every once in a while, it could be every few months or every couple of years, depends on the country and the severity of what is stopping you from working.
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>The schoolcuck's studies have no end
>The NEET is fucking his girlfriend

>listening to vinyl
>not listening to the piece live and memorizing every note so you can listen to it anytime at your leisure

Fucking Plebs
Been living as a NEET so haven't attended classes or studied, any chance of me being able to study enough of my uni subjects to pass?
>have 3 weeks
>the schoolcuck has a tear in his eye as he watches the hours fly by

>feeling cucked by a clock though he knows he could stop he chooses to go with the flock

>and while schooly cums in a sock the NEET is hard as a rock while the schooly's crush rides on his cock
>You may think I'm roasting, slime
>But mark my words: I'm doing fine
>I work a paltry hour a day
>Then drive my Benz to Chik-fil-A
>And after a two-hour repast
>I fuck my girlfriend up her ass
>And check my ever-rising stocks
>All while you flip your flaccid cocks
>The schoolcuck is always in distress
>The neet has all the time to rest.


Drop out while you can and be neet at home
stop dishing out such awful advice, the life of a NEET is one of misery.
But the neetcuck is content in life
while the schoolcuck will slash his wrists with a knife
>The schoolcuck fails from lack of sleep
>The NEET has no worry, for food is cheap

Playing the vidya and fapping is betterthan being in school
not in the long run, I've been NEET for 8 years and this life is as miserable as it gets, you will start hating it and yourself within a year or two.
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until you are 25+ neet and everyone is treating you like turd forcing you to become a wagie
The schoolcuck dreams of hardy work,
While the NEET dreams of a busty orc
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The neet enjoys his chocolate milk shake
While the schoolcuck cries and begs for a break
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>get laid more during a single college party than a neet does in his entire life

I don't see the problem
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>The NEETcuck wishes he was dead
>The schoolcuck drinks beer and gets head
what's the story behind that pic? Why is putin making that circle with his left hand? Nice poem btw
Smug Wojak is a /pol/ack? Based
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I have no idea, not even sure when or where I saved it, but thanks. Reverse image search suggests than man to the right of Putin is a mafia boss in Russia but ethnically Kurdish.
I'm guessing Putin was jacking him off under the table but then saw a camera and got scared.
It is not those who are the fittest, but those who endure to the very end.
We are simply investing in our futures, NEETs are living on borrowed time and will soon need to provide for themselves. Soon OP you will feel a hunger in your belly that will force you to do so.
Well any advice then?
>the schoolchuck will one day work a job he enjoys and fulfils his life

most bluepilled post yet
the neet claims he's enjoying his rest
when the reality is he's down and depressed
mum's threatening to throw him out of the home
but he doesn't take heed, continues tapping at his phone
no missed calls, no notifications
claims he's smart as a doctor but he got no patience
to put his down and get some shit done
And by the time he gets the urge his download is done
Back to the monitor to watch his anime
Yet again he's pissed away another day
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