Guys, I think I fucked up >hang around in class, browsing

>>25872986
haha this post is a joke right OP

>>25873067
no, why would it be a joke?
I don't want to fucking go, but if I don't show up, people would start to ask me questions, and that will show off how much of a fucking shut-in autist I am. I want to continue my studies without being bullied for the rest of the year.

>>25872986
Just take an uber home...sit in the corner drink a beer. Than every 30 minutes go out and smoke a cig. Hopefully someone will talk to you.

>not getting hammered before going
top cuck my man

Just make up a good excuse,you are capable of that right?

>>25873157
I'm a very bad liar. If I try to make excuses, I'll probably start to sweat or stutter. It's happened before.
I'm fucked

If they invited you out of pity they won't care if you come or not.

>>25873310
Yeah, but one of the normies thinks I'm his friend. If I don't come, surely he will bother me. Probably make fun of me too.

You send one fucking text saying "Hey, I've had a family emergency and unfortunately wont be able to make the party next week."

And leave it to that. If they ask you what it is, just say it's personal and youre not at liberty to say.

Chances are there will be a lot of people at this party and they will not notice if you don't show up. Especially if you don't actually really know the girl.

Make yourself trip and hurt your ankle.

>>25872986
If you don't care about the people then why not just not go?

Not seeing the issue here, anon

Just get out of your comfort zone and do something for a change OP

>>25872986
Lmao this pleb doesn't even know how to make a bulletproof excuse. How big of a cuck are you?

>>25873235
There's this one simple trick you can use to appear sick: eat tealeaves.
I'm not kidding, get a couple of teabags, rip them open, eat that shit plain, if all goes well you should start feeling nausea, sweating maybe get a good puke too.
I used it couple of times when I was kid and did not felt like going to school.

>>25873643
t. Chad Thundercock

>>25872986
The only reason you don't want to go is because you only know 2 people?
>>25873116
Take this anon's advice.

Of course I'd suggest trying to speak to new people. But that might be hard.

Look man, this could be the start of something new and better for you. I choose to be optimistic about life and embrace every opportunity, sometimes no matter how dumb it might seem. This way of thinking has actually brought me forward in life, and i feel generally happier.
If you really want to try my way, i recommend watching the movie "Yes Man" (with Jim Carrey).
It has been a huge inspiration for me, and it's the thing that got me where i am today.
Ask away if you have any question, but please try it out for sometime, it can take more time than you expect.
Only some types of people will succeed with this, but i'm sure they will get a more fulfilling life this way.