Your first fap

>>25872827
A picture dictionary my dad gave me. It had a naked woman. I jacked off to her tits. Later he gave me a set of comic books with naked girls in them and that became my new fap material. I'm proud of being acclimated to 2d at a young age.

>>25872827
I always thought that Stacy was way hotter than her mom.

>>25873010
Same m8, I fapped to Stacy more when I was young but I think Stacy's mom contributed in a way. I always imagined Stacy getting jealous on her mom and therefore becoming increasingly slutty for me.

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Can't find the exact Misty image that I had printed out and hidden in a book on my shelf, but this one was probably around the same time.

>>25873054
right, I just think they could have chosen a hotter mom/plainer stacy for the vid.

the thought of some shy girl at my school

When I found my dads porn DVDs and put them in the Xbox thinking they were some kind of naked girl video games. I've tried and tried but I don't remember what those DVDs were called. In one of them I specifically recall a deep voice saying "the worlds hottest anal" and a girl getting fucked by two guys dressed as hobos in an alley, and in another one a girl was jumping up and down with her tits out calling a guy a faggot over and over until he fucked her.

I think my first fap was to some tentacle porn website called Bad Company

The thought of fucking a neighborhood girl who had friendzoned me.

The Pokemon/Anime Weight Gain website.

The scene in the movie Drop Dead Fred where a waiter carrying trays of food loses the toga he was wearing and he couldn't cover himself

The movie American Beauty

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>>25873592
nigga u gay

anti-robot cloaking device

>>25872827
my biology teacher
she was like 36 and hot

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No, this isn't bait. Why couldn't I have been a normal teenager?

>>25872827
My very first fap wasn't to anything in particular, I was just laying on the couch under a blanket flicking my little kid dick back and forth because it felt good. Suddenly, an intense drygasm out of nowhere. My life changed that moment, I masturbated at least once a day from that point on.

The first time I fapped to something was probably a year or two later when I was around 12 to one of those censored Girls Gone Wild 30 minute commercials they'd have late at night on Comedy Central

Some playboy girl. I was just chilling with my dick in my hands and suddenly a white-clumpy fountain just sprayed all over the place. Completely unexpected

>>25872827
Vanessa Rae massage fuck
or something I have tried finding the video many times with no success
pls guys help me find it

Joanna from my english class back in middle school.

She was 1 year older and had the biggest tits in the school.

I was touching it in many ways at night. I just felt like doing it, like it was pure natural...

And that special type of touching in the end I liked the most, yeah fap, cause something happened at the end. Damn, that first feeling back then. "Wttfff....... Oh, it's good"

I fapped to my own made up material. Imagined that 7 blondes touched me in many ways, and yeah, the last one did that special way of touching (I was reacting that irl, to make it seem real, I am so pathetic). I repeated that 3-4 next nights later and then started watching porn. Never stopped, still a kissless virgin of course.
Nostalgia.....

The yuri scene in this episode is the earliest fap that I remember.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=314930489

>>25872827
A Pink ballon just cause at 9

possibly that beyonce video where she's in a glass
at least I think it was the first thing I looked at and fapped, I think my first faps must have been without material or much understanding of what i was doing

I found my dad's copy of Animal Instincts on VHS

Rubbed one out to Shannon Whirry riding the cable guy

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Donna Edmondson in Playboy...I found a stack in the garage and decided I'd lift one for safekeeping. I reached in and picked one halfway down to seem less suspicious, I didn't know which one I was getting so I pulled it out and to my pleasant surprise it was an issue of a woman with a particularly large rack. I feel the same as >>25872900 except with cowtits. They're still my preference to this day and it's no wonder looking at my first exposure to porn.

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> this is a wierd one
when i was 12, i searched up "Fat Princess Peach" and fappped so hard to that, my parents sadly caught me tho

Gadget the Mouse.

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I think this was my first fap
Masturbated to this a few times in my youth
A sexy toned body and legs
Great set of tits
I loved the way she moved
Not much ass but whatever
Every guy has fapped to this at least once probably

The queen from Snow White.

First fap was to some erotic car wash thing on YouTube.

Wish I could remember the name of the video; iirc it wasn't that good though.

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dressing room scene in the new guy. Me and my brother used to play the scene over and over and jerked off together

"Big boobs" in Google when I was 11. I didn't know about search history...let alone clearing the toolbar KEK. So, I got caught haha and blamed it on a virus.

>>25874289
mein negger

her face is nothing special but the body is out of this world

>>25872827

I was about eleven and I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I was looking at the wall thinking "am I wanking?" lol

>>25873769
faggot kys

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Hentai on tv when i were 10 I think

Space ship looking thing were raping a blue haired girl and I had a painful erection in seconds

Tried to massage the pain away and I eventually used ice
Came after a few minutes of fucking a bag of ice

Did it every day from that point @nd I got my friend and cousin to try it

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Before I had access to porn, I had a collection Victoria secret catalogs, sports illustrated swimsuit issues, and Macys' lingerie ads. Shit was cash, especially the Macy's ads. I remember my 11yo self waiting eagerly for the sunday newspaper so I could cut out new fap material. For a long time, I was infatuated with Heidi Klum.

>>25874368
Actually, before that.. I used to fap to the bra page in the store catalogs we got...

>>25874289
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 18 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

google images of hot girl
I remember being spooked at the white goo that came out

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One of the first fap materials I can remember.

There was something about budding tits that did it for me.


Also when I got a little older around 12-13 I remember Katara from Avatar got me off many hundred of times.


Thank god for hentai

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>>25874521
Goddamn you.
I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

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Those girls gone wild commercials at 3 in the morning where the girls had nothing but the stars covering their bits

>>25872827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

was weird bro

I fapped to Facebook pics of my cousin for like a year till I discovered pornhub. Then I fapped to pornstars that looked like my cousin

>>25874368
Ayeeee

I remember yahoo image searching "hot chicks" in order to get past the child blocks on my computer.

The results would be 50% chickens and 50% naked woman.

I also remember copy and pasting the thumbnails onto a word document to print and hide under my pillow.

The thumbnails were 150x200 at best and I wonder now how the hell that could get me off.

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>>25874702
>First fap
>Facebook pics

How fucking old are you? Jesus Christ am I old or something?

Facebook came out when I was fucking peeping in the girls locker room in highschool.

My first fap was a good 3 years prior to that aswell.

May I guess your age?
21

The Winx Club, this was before I had direct TV and internet at my house

>>25874702
Underage get out, grown ups are talking

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>>25874289
That underwear needs to make a comeback

>>25872827
A fantasy I read on /r9k/ at the age of 15.

>boyfriend and girlfriend take housemate
>housemate is effeminate male
>get some leverage over him somehow
>put him in chastity
>a month later, force him to remove all body hair
>month after that, force him to wear panties all the time
>a month after that, force him to crossdress all the time in the house
>buttplugs
>prostate orgasms
>make him suck the guy off
>make him a slut

He is ashamed and humiliated the whole time.

I was a pretty strange teenager. Dove headfirst into /d/eviant shit - I have literally never masturbated to anything without heavy elements of humiliation.

Now I want to quit, I want to enjoy normal things, but too weakwilled for nofap.

>>25874630
This and the softcore flicks on Showtime/Encore after midnight.

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Pretty sure it was Heather Graham in The Spy Who Shagged Me

>>25874809
You should find that story and post it

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>>25874630
OH SHIT
I forgot about that.
BET used to air a GGW ad thas was 10min long.
I remember setting my alarm to wake me up at 2am so I could have a lat night fap. There was one snippet in particular that got me off hard. I would edge at the start of the "show" and synchronize my ejaculation with my favorite scene. It got to the point where my body would automatically wake itself ~2am every night. My sleep cycles were fucked up for a solid year.

>>25872827
I was literally just randomly stroking my dick to no thoughts and then suddenly orgasmed. Didn't expect that

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>discover internet porn and fapping around 8 years old
>mfw 13 years later Im still into vanilla porn and lingerie is my dirtiest fetish.
feels okay man. trying nofap tho

>>25874854
I can't remember anything from it except the concept.

It wasn't anything special anyway, only to me because it led to my first orgasm.

In the dark days before the internet, on the ladies channel really late there used to be erotica for women. I fapped to this one episode where this mature older lady teases this curvy brunette for most of the episode. She like starts this steady escalation of breaking bread with her, giving her wine, cleaning up a stain on her shirt and finally kissing her. Finally the brunette gives in to her advances. Two scenes later she gets pinned to the bed and her brains banged out. Was actually kinda hot.

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OP pic also related for... different reasons

>>25872827

The A Team.

It just happened to be on, I swear I am not sexually aroused by Mr T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ

This

>>25874997
>not sexually aroused by Mr T
You must be a faggot then.

Saw a famous bitch's tits on the beach. It was a dance for a show and her tits slipped several times. It was pure cash.

Took a while to find, but this is basically it, first full on fap session.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=447252680

Some softcore striptease video on whatever Spankwire called itself before it became Spankwire.

>>25875140
Now unfortunately upon further investigation her latest videos are of her being blacked....fuck sake, at least the older ones are still good.

>>25875205

Quit being such a cuck. She's a porn actress not your gf.

Anybody else remember before porn streaming sites were mainstream and having to download a bunch of 15 second samples to Windows Media Player just to have a wank? I'm surprised I never got busted for that

Probably omegle or something

>first half if this music video https://youtu.be/PstrAfoMKlc
tfw inflation fetish

>>25875234
>calling me a cuck
>supporting interracial porn

Oy vey

>>25874630
I was in the 5th grade and stayed the night at my friends. We would eagerly await ggw commercials and simultaneously jerk off while watching it.

He was the epitomy of Chad in my mind at the time, having had sex with several girls in our class and a few older girls.

Looking back I kinda wish I kissed him back when he tried. We don't talk anymore.

Wasn't the first time, but in 8th grade at a sleepover I was too horny to sleep so in the middle of the night I went in the bathroom and fapped to the diagram on the instruction sheet on my friend's mom's tampons because it was the only thing I could find.

A picture of Leia in Jabba-bikini.

In a picture book.

>>25872827
The lesbian scene from Cruel Intentions.

>>25873769
Dude I spent my teen years on /b/ since I was fucking twelve, I'm a perfectly normal guy apart from being unable to connect to other humans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9OjFiRXamM
>WWE was based back before 2008

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This was in a magazine and I thought it was the hottest thing ever.

I was like 10 so I couldn't actually buy it but I still jacked it to this

Came on the music channels while my dad was upstairs when I was about 11. Great wank. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgFJJ77w2nA

>>25874368
Me too anon! I typed in 'boobs', but they all had bras, so I had to type 'naked boobs' I was so scared when I saw it on the options when you typed in 'n' but I thought that I'd just blame it on my older brother if I got caught, good times.

>>25874752
Facebook came out when I was 13, we exist anon, it's scary.

>>25874809
>on /r9k/
>at the age of 15

This triggers me, fucking kids...

>>25872827
I went on my brothers computer when he was at work, I found a video of a blowjob.

>>25875234
Good goy! Now go earn me more shekels hehehe

>>25876761
I came at 14, 23 now

I see no issue with underage people on here. It took me a month to stop being a complete newfag and hide it well, I say give them a chance.

>>25874521

EVERYTIME. Thank you anon.

t. /tv/.

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tits in american pie on vhs

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>>25876025
I became gay in grade-school because of practicing for girls

When I was 13, my best friend and I used to watch porn together in his room. I was accustomed to masturbation but hadn't yet ejaculated. One day, he put his hand on my dick and started jacking me off. I was shocked at first but let him continue because it felt really good. After a couple minutes, I felt like I needed to pee and tried to move away but ended up blowing on his leg. I was so freaked out I ran away and went home. I tried to avoid him in school but he confronted me and assured me it was nothing bad. To make a long story short, he ended up sucking me off regularly. Sometimes he would wear lingerie and pretend to be my gf. He liked being degraded and smacked on the ass. Fast forward to today and I fap exclusively to traps. Go figure.

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>mfw I found and watched my parents VHS tape of Basic Instinct for the first time when I was 11

Never been the same since

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>>25872827
There was this add on a website I used to frequent of these two pornstars, I think they were both hugging and/or kissing in it. Regardless it was lewd looking. I thought about how hot they were, how hot it'd be if they fucked each other, how hot it'd be if one of them had a cock and then I managed to cum right around I decided it'd be hottest if I was a dickgirl and I was fucking both of them. I was 13, hadn't even been exposed to weird internet porn. That was all just me.

Anyone else remember the hot blooded feeling they used to get when they searched for pictures of boobs on google?

>>25872827
I'm glad you ask OP, I actually wrote it down when I finished and kept a masturbation diary for a couple years so I can copy the entry to my post. First fap was:

>The fantasy that got me off for the first time was of a small girl who was kidnapped, forced to take in an emema, had an inflatable butt plug placed in her, had a diaper placed on her, and was then forced to jack a restrained man. The idea was that until he came she couldn't poop. The highest levels of stimulation were achieved when focusing how she was naive and was told it was like milking a cow and also how she would start begging the man to "please shoot his milk" so she could poop, tears in her eyes.

That was the first entry. It's been nothing but down hill from there.

>>25877395
I remember literally shaking and shivering in excitement when seeing porn for the first few times. My older brother used to borrow my PSP all the time, and one day I stumbled across the browser history. Squirtfiles was my first exposure. I also first found 4chan that way

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This exact picture.

It was early/mid 90s and I went grocery shopping with my mom. I asked her to buy me some random movie magazine and some article featured import anime VHS. Until that point, I had never seen such beautiful eyes, hair and actual nipples on an anime character. I felt a really strange arousing sensation, as if my heart radiates heat into my chest. Breathing got heavier. I got a mild erection for the first time and then starting rubbing it and the rest is history.

Needless to say, I became a huge weeb for the years to come.

>>25874521
I didn't regret reading this wall. Nice.

there was this poster in the library of a cartoon bookworm that looked like a girl. It was that. I've never been able to find her again.

>>25877542
Commendable levels of degeneracy for a first fap

>>25877914
Thank you
In my defense, my first fap was at 18 so I had years of sexual repression and abnormalcy built up.

>>25877977
I don't understand late fappers. Were your sheets perpetually stained by nocturnal emissions? You never once had the urge to play with your erections? It makes no sense

>>25878053
I can't explain it either dude. I can't believe I waited as long as I did. Especially since I would browse erotica on the internet but just never jerked off my willy. It was like waking up from a dream. Yeah, wet dreams early and often.

Since that day I've fapped 3+ times a day almost every day.

>>25874560
>that episode where she wants to buy her first bra
my sister had the novelization of that episode, I think she still does

>>25874758
Winx Club was a good too

I remember being obsessed with panties, putting them on and stuff, seeing them. One day at my friend's house we found his dad's stash of Maxim Magazines. I remember cause they featured all sorts of cute girls in lingerie. I took one and hid it in my sleeping bag, it came home with me the next day.

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This version of attack of the 50 foot woman. I thought it was just the most interesting thing that a giant woman could take a bath in my backyard pool.

>>25872827
it was either the scene of anne hathaway nude in the car in Havoc

or the girls from street fury on G4

i fapped to pants off dance off on mtv alot

>>25874820
>stuck in your dirty pillows

God what a line/scene for a young boy

>>25873087
Damn, I was about to post that exact same image.

I can't remember my first fap, but my first ejaculation was to a cinemax movie about witches that fucked people. I thought I was going to die.

>>25872827
> just finished 6th grade
> friend from another school has a graduation disk with photos on it
> steal it
> looking at bikini girl pictures
> i'm like 11 years old
> so are they
> zoom in using microsoft paint
> see nipple spot through bikini
> laptop on lap
> feel amazing in my penis
> ejaculate without doing anything
> BEST feeling i've ever had
> that first orgasm bro
> fucking just remembering it
> orgasm like 10+ times that night

such a good fucking memory desu

some guide to puberty for girls of my sister's when I was 10 or 11. had a chapter about boobs growing.

now I have an expansion fetish. thanks.

>>25872827
when i was 8 or 9 I remember my grandparents had this massager like pic related. i was using on myself and discovered that it felt really good when it was on my little pee pee. i was too young for anything to come out but I did have dry orgasms

anyway the first thing i remember fapping to...well there was this episode of dirty jobs where mike rowe was inseminating this cow. and that came to mind. i imagined myself as a bull with a big old cock "inseminating" a little cows cunt

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>>25878592
sorry pic related

>>25878576
When I was in high school i spent a lot of time in the athletic trainers office. One time I found the drawer that had the physicals of all the girls in sports. I didn't know what to do with the information of when their first period was and when their boobs started growing. I was probably breaking the law

Two chubby fat ass lesbians who went at it with a double sided dildo. One laid on her back while the other stuck the dildo in her pussy and then sat on top of it while they devolved int o a ravenous cesspit of fat and chunky lezbo sex.
All in all it wasn't a bad first fap

>>25878592
>>25878609
nice one dude

bloxbloxblox

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I had my first orgasm to this very image

>>25878792
>aerisdies
Nice.
Good memories.

>>25872827
This was the first thing I fapped to senpai.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnSAvOVifpU

>>25878832
you already made a thread for that shit and it's still not funny

>>25878576
Here's a question to everyone: what was the name of the girl in your grade that grew really huge boobs really early? Mine was Megan. Ended 7th grade and she was flat as a board, came back and they were big c cups that eventually grew to dd's before 8th grade was done.

>>25872827
lol @ Stacey's mom

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this. Clang 4 life

>>25878908
Hailey
Goddamn she had an amazing rack. She still does. Jesus Christ she was built.
We used to make fun of her and call her Ms. Bosoms

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pic related in some guinness book of world records, don't remember which year.

>be 13
>watching porn one night
>start jerking off
>cum
it was pretty uneventful

>>25878959
i think 2004

i fuckin have thatbook i remember she islike therichest model.

>>25878053
Different anon here. I was a dumbass and never figured out how to fap until 20. Looked at porn all the time. Messed around with my dick a little, was too sensitive and didn't have lube, so I always gave up. Finally tried with a sock, and succeeded.

In my teen years, I had a wet dream every other month. It was the greatest feeling I'd ever had, and is still better than 90% of any fap I've ever had.

>>25879005
Gisele Bundchen
Net worth 360 milion
that is probably her

the first thing i fapped to was a pic of an 11-yr-old boy.

Am I the only one who started fapping without looking at pics but only thinking about my hot classmates?

ahahah I wish I could go back to those simpler years

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>>25878917
>image from Prime

I dunno if I'm old or you're really fucking young

>>25878908
Leah. Melon sized melons in 5th fucking grade

>>25874752
I'm 19, relax old man

>>25878908
Kirsten, she was taller than me for a couple grades too and I'm /really/ tall. Her giantess status ended after middle school though.

That said I still have a thing for girls taller than me (which are extremely rare) and I blame her.

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>>25879256
Transformers is 30 years old and there's not much decent clang of it. I am kinda young though.

>>25872827
Some shit website called amateur spanish feet. Back then it took like 5mins to download each image.

>>25879225
That reminds me of one time early on when I fapped to a classmate I had a crush on. Really good orgasm, then like 15 seconds later while I was still hard, without warning this solid stream of clear liquid blasted full force like a firehose out of my dick. It lasted just a couple of seconds and then abruptly stopped.

It was completely clear and didn't smell like urine and it didn't give me the sensation of peeing or cumming

It happened once more that week, and then never again. It's still a mystery to me what that was

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The guy who drew these. Found the website when I was about 10.

>>25873054
I remember her being happy in the music video when she thought the boy was jerking off at the thought of her.

Turboslut.

>>25879428
thankfully ban is one of us and continues to produce fapworthy tf art on occasion.

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>>25879724
based.

There's another dude called grriva or something like that who does decent stuff look him up at your own leisure

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I can't be the only one right?

My first ejac was with no visual stimulation I had just been thinking of a girl from school and jacked hard.

Don't remember.
But before i knew what masturbation was i already spent 2 years dry humping the bed and making ''pee drops''

>>25879794
>My first ejac was with no visual stimulation I had just been thinking of a girl from school and jacked hard.
Yeah, same here. She wasn't even that attractive, she was just a massive slut, so it was easy to get off on the thought.

Runescape probably.

i think it was around the time of the first jackass movie, there's a scene where steve-o is underwater and has a sea cucumber and starts jacking it, and it started to lett off a bunch of white shit (defensive mecahnism, i assume?). i then went to the washroom and jacked it, blowing my splooge all over the wall, which freaked me out a bit. can't recall what i was thinking of to get off.

>>25872827
Some hentai pics.

The episode of Dexter's lab where he turns his sister into his mom.

A coin collector's show where someone was showing off rare coins that someone could purchase and add to their collection. I was also 12 at the time.

>>25879608
Those were gods tears anon

>>25880086
That video floating around limewire of the people fucking on the pool table.
You know which one I'm talking about.

>>25872827
i don't think i can remember the first time i masturbated. But the first time i jizzed i was in vacation in Aruba and my father went to the casino. Somehow i found one of that shitty adult channels on TV with a woman doing striptease to random porn music.

One of those meet n fuck games on newgrounds.

Asa Akira and some other chick going at it on a sybian on the Howard Stern show.

>>25876619
Same. It was probably the visual dictionary. Mine fell apart after a while for obvious reasons. I still get nervous watching those scenes around people to this day.

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don't ask me why

>>25881965
holy shit why anon

>>25881965
That fucking show

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>>25874997
>he isn't sexually aroused by Mr T

>>25882054
I didn't fap to it really. I was just watching TV and started playing with my dick and the rest is history
never forget how good that first orgasm felt.
the next day my dick was like a balloon after fapping for like 4 hours straight

>>25882098
I also thought smegma was cum because I couldn't cum yet
I was a weird child

>>25872827
I don't remember, it was some lesbians on TV

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I would look at porn, but I would never masturbate. I didn't have my first orgasm until I was around 18.

>>25882354
honestly how does this even happen?

do you have klinefelters or something?

I almost raped girls when I was 15 if I didn't fap for 3 hours

>>25882383

I lived in a crowded house with old people. Either didn't have privacy or I had to be around something that disgusted me. I never had that strong of a sex drive. I didn't like the thought of touching myself because these are the same hands I use for cleaning up the disgusting filth of others. No matter how much I wash my hands, my hands never felt clean. I didn't masturbate until a late age because I was able to move out and not be around filth. When I did look at porn, it was only in 5 or 10 minute sessions. I was merely just studying the human body . It was early Internet so it wasn't like there were streaming sites like xvideos or anything too kinky. I just wanted to know what naked people look like and what sex, oral, and masturbation looked like. I was still aroused, but not enough to want to finger myself.

My imagination, all I remember is that it was a girl I had a crush at my school. But my first pron fap was casting couch teens, I think it was Lexi belle but I can't remember.

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This ad that was in some maxium magazine back in 2001 ish lol.the marketing must of worked because im addicted to fapping and alcohol now.

I was probably like 6 at the time I had my first dry orgasm been doing it multiple times a day til I was like 12 when I started ejaculating which made a mess I didnt want to clean up.

Unfriendly reminder to female posters that fapping is an exclusively male activity and this thread is not for them

>>25875040
>>25882073
>>25874997

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SReqwkUd12w
Took me way too long way too long to understand why this shit had me so bothered and familiar.

vicky.wmv

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I started at a super young age, I didn't even know how to jack off but I picked up pretty quick that rubbing my dick felt good. I humped literally everything I could like a fucking animal and god damn did it feel good. I would give anything to have such a sensitive dick again. At first I humped to my mom's Victoria Secret magazine and then I moved up to cable porn. I actually got in trouble because I couldn't hold back once and bought on demand porn. My first actual fap was to a voyeur game on newgrounds that ended in a hot lesbian scene from some anime.

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desu origin

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>>25879910
>Runescape probably.
son, what/?

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It was a Japanese woman with huge tits in a swim suit. The camera guy handed her a vibrator and she started rubbing it on her tits as it rotated around.

Man those were the days... the days starting a long line of loneliness and sexual frustration.

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You read my mind anon, I was about to try starting this thread

I blew my first load to this very picture. My first faps were all to Britney Spears. I would wait all day on summer vacation back then for her music videos to come on and then fap like crazy

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>>25880775
>>25882794
>newgrounds
My niggers.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/207608
Rebecca
A wife.
A mother.
A legacy.

I can't be the only one
>my face when it's still up after all these years

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Did anyone else fap to Malon from Zelda?

some informercial. I came all over my carpet.

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>>25882955
>tfw no sandwich lady gf who gives me free sandwiches and baked goods

>>25883070
Malon is best girl. Waifu material.
Do not sexualize.

>>25877732
lol i watched this at a friend's house, i don't really remember anything except the short nude scenes

>>25883140
Nah... NAH from what I remember and my Scholastic RS book I bought from the book fair in the 6th grade, they told me sandwich lady is a bad scene, as erotic and her breaded food stuffs were.

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>>25872827
german milf fisting herself, not even joking

>>25874917

>>trying nofap tho


this will not be a good thread for you, then

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>ywn send one of your more enjoyed watches from the present to your past inexperienced self to blow his little dick off in confused ecstasy

>>25874810
my nigger

for me it was cinemax, hbo and showtime

i still remember the show family bisness & real sex. those were my favorite series.

>>25879682

>>tits pointed at a 90 degees
>>chest pointed at an impossible angle

dat anatomical knowledge tho

The first time was to Poison from Street Fightyer IV. This was back in like 08, in whichever magazine you got with the Gamestop subscription. It was an article for SFIV and she looked hot as shit in it (the fact that she was considered a tranny made it even hotter for whatever reason). I actually watched a lot of porn and came across it plenty on 4chan, but I didn't want sticky gooey white shit coming out of my penis, so I never fapped. I just got liked getting hard. That night I was just like "fuck it," and busted in the toilet.

Sears catalog.

Am I the only person still here who's old enough to remember pre-internet?

>>25883530
I want to say late 2007 actually.

Some milena velba rar I downloaded back in 20010.

>>25883547
fuck off grandpa

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Who else /nevermasturbated/ here?

>>25874220
>be 11
>google lesbian boobs
>get first boner to what I thought were pee screenshots from a shower scene

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https://youtu.be/EDwb9jOVRtU?t=152
I wanted Madona to grind her thick butt on my cock.
>mfw this was in 2006 not 186

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1573823025

It never felt that good after that..

>Be like 9th grade or something.
>Be math class.
>Two somewhat attractive white girls who obviously came from poor/working class households.
>I came from a financially stable household.
>Fapped to the thought of getting them to do sexual things for money.

That was my first fap and pretty much my entire fap material for that year.

>>25874560
Fuck yes. I used to whack it to Lizzie and her jewish friend all the time

>>25874354
Greentext that wincest story nao. Plz.

>>25883694
same desu senpai

that grinding she did set me off

>>25872827
Ranma 1/2

>>25877395
Holy shit this. I can still get that shakey shivering feeling if I'm baked and I get excited enough about fapping. I used to sit at the computer while my friend played Halo and watch porn. I'd always have a blanket because I couldn't sit still. I never fapped, I just went home and remembered it the next day. I knew fapping around my friend would be gay as fuck.

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>>25879910
runescape... i mean fuck man. I can at least UNDERSTAND something from wow, really?

>>25883064
hows the wife doin?

I'm not sure if it was THE first fap, but it was at least very early in my fapping career;

The scene at the end of 101 Dalmatians where Cruella DeVille (Glenn Close) tries to catch the pups in the barn, and ends up getting pig shit on her fur coat, then dropped in molasses and finally she lands in the mud gave young me a good hard on. I fapped to it later, watching the VHS while home alone, rewinding to watch that scene several times.

I now have a WAM fetish.

>>25884507
>I now have a WAM fetish
Pantyfilling a best

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>>25875205
being blacked? what. is that really the title of the video?

Tila Tequila lesbian three some. Good times m80s

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My first time was almost certainly to a victoria's secret magazine I had. That thing was crusty as fuck by the time I moved onto a hustler I decided to take from a collection I found that my step dad had.
When I got my own computer I remember specifically finding strippingbabes.com somehow.
After that I found boysfood.com and would fap to Amy Reid. It only becomes more and more awesome from there.

>>25872827
My imagination.

>>25872827
Sears bra advertisements in newspaper sometime in the 80s

>>25885302
I used to clip those things out, along with the panties and fap to them in private

i fapped constantly to celebs only

Back when i was 11. Some kind of vintage shit with I think a motorcycle theme. Not gonna lie, never really was for pictures

the first time I fapped I didn't do it to anything I was just in the shower and did it for the hell of it

I had to stop because I felt like I'd make a loud noise if I kept going because of the extreme pleasure and people would hear me. Shit was intense.

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I would find the JCPenney catalogue and look at the lingerie and swimsuit sections

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Sophitia was my sexual awakening.

>>25878175
Motherfucker, are you me? In my defense, I had an undiagnosed autoimmune disease until I was 22 and it slayed my libido. Didn't help that one of my balls retracted into my abdomen midway through freshman year. It has never sat right since and occasionally hurts like a bitch when I cum.

>>25882483
That isn't super unusual for women. A lot of ladies don't flick the bean until their early twenties because they are self-conscious.

Flashbacks of hiding magazines and deleting internet history.

>>25883837
You should have made them a proposition, anon. Done some real "Pretty Woman" shit. Being in smart kid classes, It never occurred to me that I could use my upper middle class status, good grammar, and full set of teeth to get girls who usually settled for wigger-tier bullshit. Probably for the best, though. I'm ok being a virgin if it means not having the herp.

First time I came it was entirely imagination.

>>25886327
>when ie would get hijacked and crash the machine.

The first time I remember was around the time I first stole my mom's nail polish and painted my nails. I then proceeded to hump my stuffed doggy and play with my gooch. I then propped him against me and played with my penis until I felt funny, nothing came out though.
I wish I was lying

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I fapped while watching Mr. Garrison. I think I was just doing it because it felt good though.

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the latest buzz. rebecca, DJ and the nog girl.
the memories of fapping to this are big.

>>25886571
wtf is this, are you underage?

I fapped to nothing a few times.

The first time I ever fapped to real porn, at least as far as I can remember, was some issues of Playboy my friend and I found in his dad's room.

This was back before internet porn was really a thing, or at least before a 10-11 year old could figure out how to get it. (Around 95-96.)

By the time I was like 13 I was joining porn yahoo groups and also fapping to sample pics on primitive porn sites. (I remember hotsex.com was one I used to go to.)

I didn't discover hentai until way later, like mid-late high school. I was shocked when I found out that there was porn of anime.

>>25886592
nope i would have been like 10 or 11,
im 20 now.

>>25874936
Bliss was the name of the show, my first fap as well although i remeber it seeming too feminist way back before I knew what any of those words meant

>>25874338
>YouTube

Are you that young, or am I just that old?

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>>25872827
the cover of this game

My family got a free 3 mo th subscription to HBO when I was in 8th grade. Every night when my parents went to bed I would sneakily put on the skinimax channel and watch the softcore porn for 30 seconds before I felt guilty and turned the channel. At one point I ended up watching a lesbian sex scene for a out a minute. I touched my dick for literally two seconds and ended up spraying coom all over my gaming chair. This event horrified me so much that I didn't hack off for like 4 months after until I watched the scene from one of the hostel movies where the Bathory lady takes an erotic blood bath. Snuff doesn't even turn me on yo

>>25886679
S'at nigga got a Kama?

It was some lesbian makeout video on Youtube which I'll never find again. It was some stupid American shit but I moved onto this kind of Japanese schoolgirl stuff later because I loved the slurping and spit-swapping:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oGsKLBcS14
how can you not enjoy this

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>>25872827
This scene from wild things prob

Picture of Carmen Electra. I fapped to that small picture 5-6 times a day for a year, I didn't even have semen at that point. Now a naked women does nothing for me.

What happened mang.

Bra sections of my mums catalogues.

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>>25872827
Katerina Hartlova.
the video of her masturbating next to a piano

pic somewhat related

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she was my English teacher, i was in the shower in Greece at the time came fucking buckets. it was a wankbank wank!

It was this thing where you could move the cursor over parts of a clothed woman's body to reveal her naked body, one some website dedicated to 'funny' games and pictures.

>>25872827
>reading Goosbumps
>touch my wee wee
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>ejaculate

I was a little scared, and it wasn't because of the book. After that I fapped to gilmore girls on TV

The thought of boning my teacher during recess

I had a flash cartridge on my ds that could load pictures, so I'd download nudes or rule34 and fap to those

Also early things were
Twistys videos
Videos from welivetogether
Tentacle porn

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It wasn't they but it was someone similar in shape that was on TV. I was 15-16. Rushed to the bathroom and blew a load.

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My first fap was with a powerdrill

I put the ridged spinny part right before the actual drill bit against my penis because for some reason I wanted to see if it would rip my skin off, and it felt fucking amazing. This was before I even came with semen, so I was dry firing for like a year or two after that. I miss that shit. I fucking hate having to clean up.

>>25872827
It was a porn. I miss it. It was about a couple sneaking in a hotel room. She was a qt with small boobs and god tier ass.
>nice memories

my uncle moved house and my sister got his computer
however, we never connected it to the internet
one day i went on his favourites and it had bigtitsroundasses dot com and about 4 preview pages were saved. I fapped to some shots of Gianna Michaels and it was amazing. I also didn't figure out until a few years later that "cumbath" was not pronounced coombath and what a cumbath actually is

My dad had this old school porn VHS lying around (barely hidden actually) :
http://www.tubepornclassic.com/videos/6129/rita-la-vicieuse/
I know this flick better than any movie ever.

>>25872827
A video on youporn in 2007 with an ebony/asian girl getting fucked in POV on a blue bed.

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>>25873179
>a girl was jumping up and down with her tits out calling a guy a faggot over and over until he fucked her.

Holy shit somebody find this.

some game where u play as sakura and you can either fuck lee, sasuke or naruto. Was so fucking weird and didnt even know what cum was at the time

It was that Raven porn by Zone-- the one where Deathstroke rapes her.

Needless to say, it was my descent into the abyss.

>>25874630
And here I thought I was the only one

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To my first waifu