Why is subway such a NEET approved food? Thinking about going

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Didn't read, only came to tell you that you are a disgusting peanut-puffer.

>>25872663

It's a beautiful hand-crafted meal prepared for you by a trained Subway sandwich artisan. It's fast food, but it's healthy, made with the freshest ingredients. Why wouldn't it be aprooved by anyone?

>>25872663
How old are you? How come you've never been there? Its [current year] ffs

neetball sub of course

seriously, they're fucking good

>>25872711
zoz'd

>>25872663
I recommend foot long Italian with either chicken tikka or pepperoni/salami. Then get spicy cheese and southwest sauce with no other salad. Get the thing toasted of course.

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>>25872690
>Literally McDonalds tier food
>Made from the same kind of ingredients by the same unskilled workforce
>Thinking this is good food
In reality you're literally no better than those fucks who eat all the time at McDonalds. The only difference is that the calories haven't caught up with you and you haven't become a landwhale just yet.

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>>25872663

Sweet onion teriyaki. Tastes great and is a healthy option.

Doesn't subway sandwiches make you a pedophile?

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>>25872771

Why are Wagecucks so offended by subway? It's like they are jealous of everything NEETS do

>>25872663
Get the six inch Jared Special with extra mayo

>>25872879

Wasn't Jared a NEET? He was a "spokesperson" but that's not a real job

Who here turkey italiano with lots of olives?

Try sardines, anon. They're easier, cheaper, and more nutritious than Subway. Plus, you don't even have to leave the house.

>>25872895
I think he rented out (probably porn) videos from his apartment to people and Subway was really close to him so he ate it all the time. Eventually he got less fat and Subway propped him up as an icon.

>>25872842

>implying I'm not a student. Heh heh got you.

But seriously any locally owned sandwich shop is miles better than subway.

The Subway Melt is my go to option now. I used to live in a Hispanic neighborhood and they had a taco sub. If I could find it here I would get it, but I guess it's a regional thing.

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>Thinking about going for the first time

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>>25872663
Professional NEET here, Subway really isn't a "NEET approved food" because it requires going out to get it. Pizza is the ultimate NEET food. I do think it's a funny picture though.

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>>25872822
I guess that makes them 4chan approved

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>>25872663
This must be because only the elite of humankind can appreciate their foods. Also, get a tendie sub.

>>25872663
subway is good but unlike other fast food places you have to pick every single topping. there's no big mac you can order that already has toppings. its bs why cant they just give me a tasty sammich like in the picture :(