All this talk about sardines and beans is making me hungry. Let me just have a few of my CHICKEN TENDIES YOU FUCKING PEASANTS.
CHICKEN TENDIES ARE THE TRUE GOD FOOD
How can you say sardines and beans are the food of the gods when you have food from the animal that has not bathed in shit water its whole life or came from the disgusting dirt ground?
With chicken tendies the possibilities are ENDLESS. Have a whole fridge of sauces? WELL TIME TO EXERCISE THOSE SAUCES.
Mayo? Ketchup? Sriracha sauce? you name it my friend and it can go on a chicken tendie. What can you put on sardines and beans? NOTHING because they are a disgusting peasant food.
"oh, but anon you need to find and kill the chicken and cook it!" WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD OPEN YOUR EYES, PEASANT.
There are 19 billion chickens worldwide. YES I SAID IT 19 BILLION. Would you really eat a fish that came from the disgusting waters where animals shit, piss and bathe? Would you really eat a plant that came from the disgusting ground where farmers put cow shit to make their plants grow better? How about eat a beautiful well cared chicken.
EAT CHICKEN TENDIES TODAY FOR IT IS THE TRUE GOD FOOD.
You seem mad. Maybe some sardines would make you feel better friendo :^) And it's actually good for you compared to chicken tendies
Your minds are filled with poison thinking that these disgusting barbaric foods are good. Let me enlighten you, child.
Let me start with the skin of a chicken tendie. Able to be manipulated in many ways. Different tastes such as buffalo chicken, Honey Sriracha, and Mango Chile Chicken Tenders. Add some sauce to that mix and you have endless possibilities. You get a true elegant supreme gentlemen food.
What do you get with sardines and beans. A true disgusting caveman century food. Nothing to be added or mixed. You get what you get and you don't get upset. With chicken tendies you don't have to be upset anymore!
>Nothing to be added or mixed with sardines
>Nigga do you even sardine
>Olive oil Sardine
>Fresh barbequed sardine
>Sardine on bread with butter
>Sardine on crackers with sour cream
Fucking tendie plebs
>Nothing to be added or mixed.
Absolutely not true.
You have no idea what you can do with beans.
Of course the old standby is Heinz(R) beans on toast. You can add Marmite, A-1 sauce, or HP sauce and butter or other butter-like spread. This is an incredible flavor combination.
But other cultures get even more adventurous with beans. In Japan they have delicious daifuku filled with red bean paste. These are like the most delicious desserts ever.
You can also make 3 bean salad, bean burritos, and bean pies.
>Tomato yeast infected pussy
>Mustard yeast infected pussy
>Olive oil yeast infected pussy
>Fresh barbequed yeast infected pussy
>Lemon yeast infected pussy
>yeast infected pussy on bread with butter
>yeast infected pussy on crackers with sour cream
fixed that for you
Oh good sir what a insult! You would do great on the chicken tendie campaign, but i must say you are a bean peasant which is punishable by death
How dare you say mix beans with tendies.
YOU GO CHICKEN TENDIES OR YOU GO NOTHING AT ALL. YOU EAT SLEEP AND LIVE CHICKEN TENDIES.
Oh wow if you want to know the true "God food" then you should take a trip over to little Caesar's to buy a Hot-N-Ready Pepperoni Pizza for only $4.99. Only at Little Caesar's!
If you want a true god's pizza, go to new york and eat their pizza you buffoon
is why the money NEETs get is called tendiebux.