All men love Ramona flowers type women >white >quirky

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you forgot
>has 7 exes

>>25868858
>hair dyed blue, green, red, or any other attention whore color
into the fucking trash. they are as bad as Stacys

> this is the only girl i like
> im too autismal too realize other guys have diferent tastes
> help me im too stupid me no comprende

you retard cant even understand other people of your own gender how do you expect to understand women?

>>25868858
You forgot to insert that she will leave at the first moment after seeing Chad.

>warning coloration

wew lad

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>not going for based straight froward and affectionite Knives

>>25868905
These kind of girls have the most orbiters. It's not a coincidence.

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Wrong. I'd rather stab myself in the dick than date Ramona flowers.

I have a gf like that. Sounds like jealous Femanon behind this thread. You wish you were like that.

>>25868937
Men don't like women like that. The author is a man and he knows what men want.

its called a manic pixie dream girl you dense cunt

>>25868980
JLH pls give contact info ;-;

>>25868950
Who wouldn't want to be cool with a lot of friends?you all are jealous of chads but you also know why they're shitty partners. Don't bitch about women if you're going to keep dating women like this.

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Aren't these women like hyper sluts tho?

>>25868964

I'll take a 17 year old virgin who adores me over a hipster BPD whore any day

granted I am a robot and most men are fucking retarded normies who think dyed hair and lots of male friends is cool

>>25868946
Yeah right you'd like her bitchy attitude, you'd be all like "o wow a chick who can bantz!11!"

>>25868943
On op:
> All men love Ramona flowers type women
> All men

which is pretty much false

And it has the most orbiters because those type of girls (blue hair kek) are huge attention whores

you know what attention whores like?
Yep, attention

How to get it?
by leading losers on but remaining available

there, your mystery for the most orbiters is solved

>>25869031
Maybe you think you would but you would soon grow bored of her and then cheat on her with a Ramona

>>25868858
>All men love
Typical confusing love for lust.

>>25869054
No these are the women you people literally commit suicide over. I've seen it time and time again. Fuck men.

>>25868858
nope, i wish all whores would die their hair whore colors like that so i know to avoid them, much like those oddly colored fish

>>25869014
yes

source: i am
>quirky
>kind of bitchy and aloof
>takes more than she gives
>has a lot of male friends
>has an increasing amount of exes of multiple genders
>pretty

fucking michael cera being cast as scott pilgrim ruined that movie for me. He's a character actor that didn't fit the role one bit

>died hair
>attention whore
>literal whore
>no education/legitimate hobbies or interests

come on, step it up

>>25868858
>projecting this hard
Wew lad

>>25868900
Seven EVIL exes

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>>25869034

being a drama queen is the opposite of good humor

now kim brought the banter

>>25869047

I am not a normalfag who wants casual sex

this is why you need to date autistic guys and not normies

>>25869159
Naw robots are even worse. Fuck you guys.

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>>25869137
I have new found respect for Micheal Cera after seeing him in this is the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIKPJlKHKxg

>>25868943
>no proof
>meme word

get out

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>Manic pixie girls
Nah f a m. I use to hang around girls like this and they're some of the most insufferable people I've ever met. They're the biggest, sluttiest, attention whores and worse than regular Stacies
MEW is still my waifu tho

>>25869171

I cant cheat on you if I never leave the house

normies pass up on so much obvious wisdom s.m.h

>>25869159
same desu familia

kim was better and prettier although thats not saying much compared to the other female cast

>>25869320
>implying you won't just fall inlove with some gaymer girl you met on some game or chat

>>25868858
Whenever I hear the word slut, cocksucker, whore, or hear about STDs I see that stupid fucking bitch.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PlECES

>>25868858
If she has brown eyes she's not white

I can't stand men that go for MPDGs.

Sadly, it's all men. They don't understand that they would do better dating a plain jane who will remain faithful to them and take care of them. They end up going for unreasonably attractive normie sluts who wring them dry.

Serves them right, I suppose.

>>25868858
>tfw I went after an Indian Ramona Flowers
>tfw she had barely any friends, only one and it was a girl
>tfw I only saw her once, gave her my number, she texted me, I texted her for a place and time to meet
>flakes twice
>never see her again

I would have been less offended if she literally just told me to fuck off.

>>25869502
>has a boyfriend
>still complaining about men on a Colombian cartel forum

shoo shoo roostboof

>>25868904
Exactly, a different type of whore is still a whore.

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>>25869346

no, only nefarious online activity I would do is keep jerking off to my older sisters facebook

but if you cant accept my weird fetishes then you deserve to get cuckqueaned by chad

>>25869502
Shut up cocksleeve unless you're going to post tits
It's all you're good for

>>25869665
>says he doesn't like those type of women
>posts pictures of one

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>tfw new gf is Knives-type

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>>25869701

not to actually date, just to fap to

a roastie might not understand

>>25869410
THIS IS MY LAZY RESORT

SUFFOCATION

>>25869783
You mean underage, impressionable and incredibly irritating?

>>25869502
because even the cute plain jane wants a dominant, muscular and successful alpha male you dumb fucking cunt
and even then they can still get fucked by one despite not being able to lock him down

>>25868858
>bitchy
no just no
>aloof
you cant be both. bitches like to think they know exactly what they are doing and better than everyone else with a cocky arrogance. You cant be both bitchy and aloof.
>lots of male friends
>7 dicks
>selfish

romano flowers is a shitty person that would bind your spirit merely by looking at you. Weak men fall to flowers. give me thorns.

>>25868858
holy fucking shit no. Literally never would I even consider spitting in the direction of one of these annoying fucking girls.

>>25869811
NO READING

>>25868858
>white
I don't care. I'm only disinterested in black girls.
>Quirky
That's annoying in practice
>Kind of bitchy and aloof
I like a girl who is calm, cool, and composed, but NOT a bitch
>Takes more than she gives
Why would anyone want that?
>Has a lot of male friends
I'd prefer if she had none. Why would you need male friends while you have a bf?
>Gaymer girl
I don't play games enough to care if she's into them
>Pretty
Got me there.

Personally I never got the big deal with her.

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Men want the popular and successful Stacey gf, it's just that they can actually get with the bipolar hipster sluts.

>>25868937
>tfw no Knives gf

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>>25868858
This is one of these trash threads where a retarded OP with a distorted notion of reality makes assumptions about what people think/like/do and generalizes all of mankind based on some retarded shit and when they are confronted about it they just whine like little girls isn't it?

Whatever. Knives and Kim best girls either way. I really like Mary Elizabeth Winstead but I didn't get into her on that movie. On the other hand I detest Allison Pill but I loved her on that movie. Such is life.

Guys we are forgetting whats really important
And that is why is bitchy aubrey plaza the hottest thing in the world

>>25869632
>a Colombian cartel forum
I'm going to use this one all the time for now on, thanks anon

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>>25870091

If you don't want a permanently angry judgmental cunty gf who constantly criticizes you you may very well be a normie.

>>25870156
Her character was a but a tool for Evelyn. Kim was the same as her, only that much more human and likable.

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>>25870193

What the BLEEP did you just say to me, anon?

You wish you could be Evelyn's tool, BLEEPing loser.

>>25868858
Every single characteristic you listed is a red flag. I would avoid any woman like this.

>DURR YOU CAN TRY TO DENY IT BUT IT DUN NOT TRUE, YA HEAR?

reported.

abrasive grils give off the vibe that they wont go running off with other people, but that's an illusion. they are no more faithful than any others

>>25870193
Who the hell is Evelyn?
Did you mean Envy who's name is Natalie?

>Ramona's looks
>Kim's loyalty and sensibility

I have built the perfect gf

>>25870318
yea whatever works

she looks like an evelyn to me

Yo guys check this out
Check this out

The actress who plays Knives (17 years old character) is fucking 30

>>25870335
dont forget about knives merciless affection. THAT is the perfect girlfriend.

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>>25870378

asian master race brings eternal youth

how can white women even compete?

>>25868858
No, Scott Pilgrim liked this kind of girl because she made up for everything he was lacking. She was like the "I'm too good for you" hard to get girl and that gave him the motivation to try much harder to be with her.

I think this kind of woman could fit you if you're a betaman

>>25869252
Found the orbiter

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>>25868858

To be completely honest, I don't.

The type of women I prefer r9k thinks are disgusting. I like chubby/bbw tumblr types. Not the crazy dyed hair, feminazi types, but the good-girl-into-daddy-stuff-who-is-into-lite-feminism

I do not know why this thread is not deleted instantly. Nobody likes sluts. Nobody wants this whore.

>>25870504
They are dykes buddy. Sorry. :(

>>25870504
same here, my gf is chubby, it feels so nice to hug her

so fluffy

>>25870504
>into daddy stuff

*red flag raises by itself*

>>25870560

Whatever you want to say, I've had sex with like 27 girls, but one /r9k/ it "doesn't count because they're fat"

>>25870504
Wouldn't you prefer the same type of plain girl, but not chubby?

That's my type. Like a plain Jane good girl. I don't know if it really exists.

>>25870643

it doesn't count because casual sex is for degenerates compensating for a lack of affection in their life

>>25870681
also not that guy, but casual sex is extremely easy to get from fat girls because they think it will get them a relationship

a relationship is even easier to get from them because nobody else wants to do it (because they're gross and fat and promiscuous)

>>25869844
Nice salt, bro.

Also asian and went to a private school(she showed me the uniform), met her in my D&D group, spent the weekend boning.

She turns 19 in march.

The difference being this type of person doesn't exist.

>>25868858
>white
>pretty
only 2 desirable traits on that list 2bh

>>25868858

I dispute this. I didn't like that movie in part because I couldn't understand why Pilgrim thought this girl was worth the trouble.

>>25868858
I got over that type of woman when I was like 19 OP.

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>>25868858
>be me
>Tyrone Pilgrim
>Chilling around the trap on this party
>weed, trap music, bitches naked twerking
>strongniggatryatwork.png
>Find fine 8-9/10 girl with pink hair standing around the corner by herself
>Approach her and shit
>timeskip, we're dating
>be on the show with my rap crew
>sudden retard shows up calling for me
>TYRONE PILGRIM!
>"What up cracker?"
>I came here to fight you for Laqueesha, I'm one of her sev-
>Shoot the nigga on the eye with a deagle mid-sentence
>he falls dead
>my niggas cheer me
>ask bitch what was that
>She says her exes gang banged her and were all bros and wanna fite me or some shit
>days later
>they find out their guy was killed
>never get bothered by them again
>pump and dump Laqueesha two weeks later

>>25870739

thats natures way of letting you know they are low quality

>>25870764
I am 19 and got over that shit when I was 16

>>25870739

Who gives a shit? sex is sex. you people think way too hard about it.

>>25870772
>it was reddit tier humor and it was posted on r9k

>>25871074
>thinking r9k deserves any better

Kim is best girl you fucking idiots.

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>>25871074

> thinking leddit and 4chins is actually different
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

you faggots still dont realize that it's the exact same thing with the exact same type of people?

>>25868858
No. Fuck off faggit.

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>What is manic pixie dream girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hyIlrfGR5g

>>25870740
What? He said knives type, who was literally underage, impressionable (took on romonas personality to win back scott) and was incredibly annoying.

Post pics.

>>25869846
why is wanting a somewhat dominant man or at least one that isn't a total doormat a sin? our ancestors preferred patriarchy for a reason.

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>>25868858
I honestly dislike women who have all male friends a lot most of the time

>>25868858
>white
>quirky
>kind of bitchy and aloof
>has a lot of male friends

Wew lad. No thanks, I'll take a qt azn with traditional values instead

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>>25868858

>Dyed hair
>bitchy and aloof
>takes more than she gives

Instant turn off, I'd take the clingy asian or the gay ginger girl over her any day.

>>25868937
that is great taste anon
>hur derp so original

>>25868858
ahhhh no.
>white, yes I'll give you that.
>my wife is bitchy, it works. She's not aloof though,She's pretty friendly... until you piss her off.
>she gives more than she takes (heuheu) Seriously though, volunteer work, extra hours at work... she gives her all.
>again, wrong. She was way more female friends... and they all piss her off.
>Hates games. Loves books about true crime. Loves scary movies, hates sci-fi
>I'll give you that. Wife is gorgeous.

OP you're 2 for 7. Opinion is YOU'RE A FAGGOT

>>25872190
And what would be "traditional" to you. Are those same "traditions" the same with her? Or are you just looking for a slave that does whatever the fuck you want?

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>>25869502
>plain jane who will remain faithful to them and take care of them.

good one

>>25869159
>tfw no kim gf

>>25870378
Reminds me how they tried to pass Stacy dash on clueless

>>25870772
1. How old are you
2. It doesn't matter story was based af

>>25872736
I'm the guy who wrote that shit, you wanna know my age?
I'm 19

White girls are trash, so no

That movie is a cringefest senpai hipsters should be Holocausted

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>>25868858
its a fucking trope

Manic Pixie Dream Girl

its so fucking obvious, you're not saying a damn thing that hasn't been said or though before.

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I fucking hate gamer women (and gamer in general)

I want a hotty that knows shit and has ambition
those exists but tend to be psychopathic

>>25872828
She isn't that fucking trope. Everyone says that but she just fucking isn't. She is boring, she does nearly nothing, she is aloof, the only thing she has going for her is the colorful hair. She is one of the most serious characters on that shit.

Why everybody fucking says that?

>>25868858
Used to but not anymore

They are overrated. One can't retrieve happiness in a long term

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>>25872921
original comments are in scarce supply, senpai

>>25869129

You know the only reason that you're at all popular is because you are attractive right?