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>be yuropoor
>decide to go watch a movie in the cinema
>reserve tickets the day before
>i pick them up half an hour before the movie starts, just enough time to go to the bathroom and use the sink
>i unzip my pants, pull out my genitalia and attempt to wash them with tap water
>tfw there's no hot water
>trying my best not to give any facial expressions so none of the guys standing on the side notice anything
>water is ice fucking cold
>my dick starts to grow less
>mfw the guy on my right notices and starts laughing at my penis
>all the people who were using the sinks join and laugh with him
>nervously pull my dick back in my pants even though it's wet and run home sweeping off the tears
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They were not laughing at your small dick they were laughing that you were cleaning your dick in the sink.
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>>25867854
I guess you must not be european then
why would I want to see a movie with my pecker not clean?
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>>>/tv/ is that way
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>>25867818
were the cinema showers closed or something?
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>>25867818
>>25867880
>>25867979
Are you guys serious?
I've never been to the cinema but that sounds weird as fuck.
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>>25867979
showers are an exclusive thing in the states, where I live we don't work in the field so you don't really have to take a shower, you just wash your face and your pecker in the sink and you should be perfectly clean and ready for the movie
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>>25867880
I'm european and you're talking nonsense.
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>>25868022
what do you mean, that in europe there's no sinks in cinema bathrooms?
don't be silly
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so why you were washing your dick in the cinema again?
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>>25868093
it's badly perceived to enter the viewing room with your genitals being dirty
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>>25868184
Who's perceiving your unwashed genitalia
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>>25867818
Uhm sinks are for washing your hands, not your dick. Retard
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