On the train home from university. It's a long trip and

>>25867661
Masturbate

masturbate in front of everyone

Reeeeeeeeee as loud as you can

>>25867661
>>25867672
Yeah man jag it good.

>>25867661
>first great western

Where you going to and from? Also yeah masturbate.

>>25867694
rolland fir thiis

>>25867661
hijack it and drive it into 911

watch hentai on your phone while screaming NYAN repeatedly in a high-tone anime girl voice

>>25867703
Plymouth to Par

You guys are really makeing me want to masturbate now

whip out your cock and yell EN GARDE

>>25867734
plz take video of it
I will masturbate to it

>>25867661
You toss your headphones across while taking a pic of doing it.

Jackoff in the train and cum. Also check the quads

Make autistic mouth noises and breathe loudly

Stroke it naoooou

>>25867770
Oh for fucks sake... Can I do it without taking my dick out my trousers?
>>25867771

Ok I'll do this

Kill yourself to be clearly honest with you senpai

just hump the chair in front of you

Film how you are a dick and badly fake tourette, if somebody says something you say its an social experiment or JUST a prank
>upload the vid and share it later

Run down the aisle with your phone in your hand yelling "alahu ackbar"

Kill yourself desu sempai. Stop posting cancer threads.