>Anon I DARE you to sniff our butts.
>>25867013
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRT-bapppppppfffft
>CLEAN THE MICROWAVE INSTEAD OF DOING THIS WEIRD SHIT, I CAN'T PREPARE MY TENDIES LIKE THAT
There is someone from here who would actually do it. Pathetic.
>played truth or dare a couple times when 15
>most fun I ever had
>adults just get drunk and exchange money for sex. Its sad
>>25867042
>he wouldn't
How does it feel being a poofter?
No thanks, I don't like smelling the dried semen of hundreds of different guys.
right.. sniff.
surprise fuck them
>>25867052
>showing how much betafag you are
>>25867013
faces pls
>>25867013
Uh, where are their penises?
>>25867013
>this will never, ever happen to you in 100 years.
>>25867330
theres nothing special about buttholes
>not sniffing them and eating them out
>>25867413
>not sniffing them WHILE eating them out
>>25867412
>Implying it's the buttholes and not the situation
>>25867443
>not jacking off while they giggle and laugh at you for being so enthusiastic
>>25867236
>Uh, where are their penises?
This is the only question worth asking
>>25867457
>implying there's anything special about the situation
>>25868002
>Implying cute, naked girls hang out with you and spread their cheeks for you on the reg
>>25867013
Clean your fucking room first, whores
>>25867412
>overexposure to porn made me stop caring about vaginas
>start preferring the more elusive butthole
>mfw i'm now starting to get bored of looking at buttholes
>>25867072
Hello, how are you doing?
Wanna smell my butt, anon :3?
>>25869948
I have never felt more heterosexual in my life than just now.
>>25867036
>tendies
>not sardines
>>25870042
>Current year
>Eating animal carcasses
>>25869948
looks turkish