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>bot
>boyfriend

He's respecting you as a person by not objectifying you in the way he objectifies his car.

>>25866194
But I want him to be proud of me. It seems like I'm not important to him.

>>25866173
This post is clearly b8 but unfortunately /r9k/ won't be able to help themselves

>>25866209
Thank god for clever and attentive people like you, who can see even through the most complex bait, unlike than the rest of us fucking retards.

>>25866209
How do you know it's bait? I've never been good at that.

>>25866266
A well known robot trigger is when women bring up the bf at every opportunity.

>>25866209
because most people here are youngsters

He can get inside his car whenever he wants, when he's not standing next to his car, his car doesn't call and text him 10 times a minutes, he does not need to buy the car anything to get inside it, he can share his car with his friends without fear of his friends stealing it, his car gets him to and from work, when his car breaks down, it doesn't become irrationally angry and violent, he can also get it fixed. there's plenty of reasons to like a car more than a woman.

>>25866207
Sort it out. Show some leg.

Guarantee that car doesn't own sweatpants or shitpost on r9k

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dump him, cars are for cucks
trains are the superior form of transportation

>>25866244
You clearly are retarded

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>>25866209
I just wanted an excuse to post more trains

>>25866318
>>25866402
Trains look like dicks

Are you trying to tell us something?

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Train thread?
Train thread.

Can someone post the two tone Malone story? Thanks

>>25866173

>Fembot

This cancer again, ok then, tell us why you suffer

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>>25866414
yes, rail fans have bigger dicks than all other transportation autists

>>25866173
You are a wet hole.

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>>25866402
>>25866426
>>25866441


STOP THIC CANCER

>not posting master race jap yellow monkey trains

you guys, the Japanese trains are clearly superior

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>>25866468
why not appreciate trains from all nations?
though I do personally prefer UK trains, mostly out of nostalgia

>>25866468
Those both look like vibrators

>>25866173

Well, do YOU give him rides whenever he wants?

No?

Didn't think so, Ice Queen.

>>25866173
Are you from /Narcissist/?

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>>25866490

You have proven me wrong, that train is BYODIFULL

>>25866502

Thats just the Japanese culture man.

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>>25866529
London Underground trains are aesthetic as fuck

>>25866519
>>25866526
Post trains or GTFO

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>>25866302
Mfw my car doesn't shitpost on /r9k/

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>>25866468
Doesn't matter what country, (except India), trains are comfy.

>obvious loser
>parents left me their home and moved away to buttfuckistan to have nothing to do with me
>renting my extra room to a literal chad

chad paying for everything, good thing my walls are soundproof

>>25866543

Yeah, its a shame that they're full of muslim dogs.

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>>25866173
What do you do so well that he would be proud to talk about you in the same way that he speaks about his new car?

It sounds like you want validation just because you're his girlfriend. What do you have to offer other than being a woman?

>>25866543
Agreed, their designs have really improved.

Give it a week or two. of course he's excited he's got a new fucking car.

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>>25866550
O-oh... okay robot... How's this one? It even has wings!...

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>>25866468
The right one looks like shit

Maybe stop dating normies then?

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Russian subway stations are aesthetic as fuck too
>>25866571
indian trains can be cool sometimes though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2R6cSnWN7Q

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>>25866633
Was in Moscow last september, got a picture of one of the Metro stations. Very aesthetic.

>>25866173
Ask him if you can have some sexy pics taken of you washing his car.
This will link you to his car in his mind and make him toast your roast the most.
now leave this board immediately

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>fembot
>boyfriend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25866571
Do they have a Designated Shitting car?

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>>25866588
I don't need nothing else

>>25866707
>This pic.
>Not a single one of my girlfriends has ever done this for her boyfriend.
Ha.

>>25866770
Why do you type like an autist?

>>25866846
Because I'm autistic?

>>25866860
Why are you asking me? I don't know. Are you autistic?

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>>25866914
>Make a rhetorical statement.
>Some autist spurges.

All guys are excited about their new cars.

What car is it?

>>25866651
>Ask him if you can have some sexy pics taken of you washing his car.
>This will link you to his car in his mind and make him toast your roast the most.
only good advice in this thread

>>25867020
>leaving out this part:
>now leave this board immediately
THIS was the only good advice in the thread.

>>25866173
Everyone knows i have a gf.
>gf keeps saying i dont talk about.
I have lots of interests to talk about.
Fyi: guy quitting work because he couldnt handlw the banter is more interesting than. Oh last night me and gf had spring rolls and marathoned twin peaks.

>>25866173
>What am I, chopped liver?
No, an Arby's sandwich.

>>25866651
how can one man be so right

>>25866967
it's a black BMW

All guys do not get this excited about cars

>>25866209
It's almost impossible to fail at baiting /r9k/.

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>>25866571
Here's a real Indian train

>>25866671
tough to take a loo while riding this thing

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>>25866173
>Fembot thread
>boyfriend
they're not even trying anymore with this ''bait''