*yaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnn* whoops, I guess I can fall back asleep
I love jury duty. I got to put an illegal in prison for 15 years last time. I have another 2 years before I can do it again. I get paid for it too.
All you have to do is pretend that you're unbiased and you're good to go.
I was literally you at age 23.
Working for my dad for years and hating every minute if it.
I got extremely sick with heart issues and now I just sit at home all day doing nothing. Feels good. Well.. Til I eventually gotta have surgery.
you're my hero fampai.
have a rare pepperoni
Fuck that, bro. I can't wait to go back to shool today and see all my friends again. Being home for a month over break just made me realize how much happier I am to be doing stuff, in motion. Sitting in the house all day sucks.
Yeah I burned a sick day yesterday because I have 6 that I have to use before Feb 1. I had cabin fever so bad. I have no idea how people can just be complacent with sitting at home all day. What a terrible existence.
>if I sleep now I won't be able to wake up
>if I don't my day will be hell
flawless underage detection sync
Fuck off you pile of shit. I'm in college right now and it sucks ass I just want to go home and play some Dota 2 all day. I love being comfy and I don't need friends to enjoy life
>work 9 to 15 hours a week
>all shifts are 4pm - 7pm
>$21 an hour
>i earn in one week what my autism bux gave me in a month
>have to put minimal effort into a comfy cutting up fruit job
>still have plenty of free time, and can pursue all my desires with sufficient time and money
this is how you live robots
>Effort for <5 hours a day
>Shitpost on 4chins before, between, and after classes
>Parents are paying, all I have to do is pass
>Living at home, don't need to deal with dorms
wah wah my life sucks soooo hard ;_;
>cold af outside
>have to walk half mile to bus stop
fuck you neets
>live alone in my own apartment my dad bought
>have profesors coming here so no commute
>and no tests
>parents are paying all i have to do is not kill myself
>shitpost whener i want
feeels good having the life of a medieval prince