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Are there any actual wizards or devoted apprentices left on this increasingly normie board? Let's have a comfy wizard thread.

>post your wiz stats
>react to others' stats
>discuss wizard life, benefits and disadvantages

I turned 30 two months ago, feeling my arcane powers grow. Life has been shit for a while but getting better.
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Oh and inb4 go to wizchan, they're paranoid nazis.
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I am 19 so maybe an apprentice? On the one hand, I have an inclination to just abandon all like for women as much as possible including 2D. On the other other, I feel like it would be good to have a serious relationship without sex before spurning sexuality forever.
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>>25865114
where do you think you are anonymous?
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>>25865271
You are on the path, youngling.
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>>25865108
I'm on appreanticeship to progress into wizard. I'm 23 and have no desire to mate with anyone. I'm just egoistic person who treats others like shit.
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Forgive me, fellow wizards and apprentices, for I have strayed from the wise path. About six months back, I sought the company of a succubus. She was interested in stealing the mana of the untouched and I was ready to give it to her. However, upon seeing my face in a picture, she was immediately put off. I hadn't realized it before due to a certain degree of a lack of self-awareness, but I am in fact, ugly. I recall many instances where my appearance has been ridiculed, but I hadn't thought much about them until now.

This revelation was not unwelcome, as I feel that it will guide me on the path once again. I need the support of my kin, for though I did not relinquish my mana to the demon, the guilt remains that I was ready to give up the bright future of wizardry ahead of me.
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24 year old wizard apprentice here. I accepted the path of wizardry years ago and its been bretty gud so far.
>That feel when you have disposable income and can do whatever you want, whenever you want.
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>>25865271
With 19 you are merely an Acolyte true Apprenticehodd starts with 20, Although you are on your way

>>25865478
You are forgiven me fellow wizard sometimes the temptations of flesh are to strong to a fellow Wizard to stay focused.

For me I am an young apprentice aged 21 while I can truly to focus on my studies, other are intimidated by my pursue of knowledge and power but mostly I keep it secret
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>>25865478
We all have felt the trials and tribulations of the succubi's lure. Almost no apprentice reaches wizardhood unscathed, this is why the failed normie thing is a meme.

Be strong, be vigilant, fap to 2D and you shall find true peace of mind and happiness.
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>>25865514
Keep the focus, youngling. For the road to wizardry is dark and full of perils.
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>>25865108
I'm having for a good start, have never even touched a female, barely speak to them and they stay away at least 3 meters at all times.
Never have I fapped to anything but 2D.
I'm still an acolyte though.
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>>25865537
>>25865623
Thank you, brethren. As for fapping to 2D, I can happily say that it and text are the only things I can fap to. In addition to that, I have a waifu that I am devoted to. 1.2 GB worth of 2,555 files and counting, all in her name.
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lol you fucking losers
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26yo apprentice. I'm pretty devoted but still trying to stop fapping. Down to twice a week now.
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>>25865822
>they are virgins by choice
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18yo apprendice, boosting hatred and resentfulness
Striving to become the edgy dark wizard
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>>25865919
Beware, for the warlock's path may lead to self-destruction.
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>19
>havent had interest in sex my whole life except hentai

Doubt I'll ever have sex or a gf, I just want to live alone and be comfy
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>>25865793
Have you made a wizardly shrine for your waifu yet?
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>>25865880
of course they are.
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>>25866044
She doesn't have figures of her besides an amiibo. I'm doing origami to make her as money is tight.
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>>25866044
Not him, but I think Im gonna start one. Any original ideas, that's not just piling every merch and picture I have togheter?
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>>25865641
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>>25865271
>>25865421
>>25865459
>>25865478
>>25865623
>>25865641
>>25866039
>>25866044
Wizardry, nature's way of perpetuating natural selection in the modern world!
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>>25865108
HOGROAST SCHOOL OF WIZARDRY

Headmaster: Elliot Rodger
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)

Dear Mr Pepe,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogroast School of Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on 1 September. We await your falcon by no later than 31 July.

Yours sincerely,
Prof. McCucknigger
Beta Headmaster

UNIFORM

First-year students will require:

1. Three sets of Power Metal t-shirts (black)
2. One plain fedora (black) for day wear
3. One pair of sports shoes (white)
4. One trench coat (black, with silver studs)


Please note that all pupil's clothes should carry trip tags.
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>>25866216
>HOGROAST SCHOOL OF WIZARDRY
>Headmaster: Elliot Rodger
>(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
>Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)
>Dear Mr Pepe,
>We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogroast School of Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
>Term begins on 1 September. We await your falcon by no later than 31 July.
>Yours sincerely,
>Prof. McCucknigger
>Beta Headmaster
>UNIFORM
>First-year students will require:
>1. Three sets of Power Metal t-shirts (black)
>2. One plain fedora (black) for day wear
>3. One pair of sports shoes (white)
>4. One trench coat (black, with silver studs)
>Please note that all pupil's clothes should carry trip tags.

fuck i cant wait for this letter to arrive
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>>25866216
>>25866294
>UNIFORM
>t-shirts
>fedora
>shoes
>coat
NO PANTS???
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Imagine telling your parents that you RP on 4chan pretending your abnormally late chastity gives you magical powers
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>>25866321
>wearing pants

What are you, some kinda normie? fuck off.

OTHER EQUIPMENT

1 knife
1 ramen bowl
1 set pissjugs (plastic, standard size 2)
1 fleshlight
1 set helium mask

Students may also bring, if they desire, a falcon OR a cat OR a toad.

PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS

ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN GUN
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>>25866167
Actually just a long term marketing scheme by kleenex.
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If you really were a wizard and you thought wizardchan was too strict, you'd go to virginchan, tohno-chan, or hikkichan.

The fact that you still come here brands you a failed normalfag.
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>join "robot" skype group
>they regularly have group calls
>main members spend their free time on omegle
>they post pictures of themselves

where the fuck are the real losers?
I'm sick of these normalfags pretending they're just like us.
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>>25866556
>tfw coped with being ugly
>use omegle camchat and people call me ugly
>make jokes about my appearance all the time
>actually found guys and girls for skypesex now
Feels pretty okay
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>>25866629
you're disgusting and should know your place in this world.
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>>25866629
that's nice but I don't know why you posted it here.
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>>25866585
You won't find them on skype you dumbfuck
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>>25866109
2,555 files of Midna? I am impressed...
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>>25866449
Thanks for the directions anon. The desire for puss on this board is getting to high for me.
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>>25866918
you do know that skype works as just a chat, right?
there's absolutely no need to use the call or video functionalities.
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>>25866585
>join r9k chatroom
>2 girls on cam and 8 guys orbiting
>they make fun of me for not being a normie
>keep telling me the normie/robot thing is just a meme
>call one of the girls an attention whoring roastie
>banned

Robots are the minority here
Time to suck it up and start visiting wizchan I guess
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All you fgts just need to settle with the ugly fat girls. Why do ya wanna bang Staceys when you aren't even lvl Chad. Doesn't make sense. If you're fat, ugly and autistic, then you need to settle for fat ugly and autistic girls.
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>>25866449
Are they as dead as wizchan?
It is pointless browsing 2ch clones that still have month old posts on the front page
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>>25866216

>29 year old loser
>almost wizard
>genuinely do like power metal, listening to Stratovarius right now

I guess i'm going to fit in! Finally! I don't like hats or coats, but I can learn!
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>>25866985
where are these fat ugly and autistic girls? they're a minority that's smaller than we are meaning we'll have to compete for them just like any normal girl and if they're indoctrinated by society they'll value themselves too highly and think they're too good for us.
you can't win, just get a rich guy to fund a massive suicide party.
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>>25866972
>tfw /g/ spooked you out of using skype
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>>25867046
ugly guys only wanna bang hot girls. Ugly girls only wanna bang hot guys. Proves that everyone is shallow and they select their partner based on their exterior appearance. Ugly people might as well kill themselves when they realize they are ugly.
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>>25866360
Do you even get to wear underwear?
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>>25867101
>ugly guys only wanna bang hot girls
tfw you fell for an ugly half asian girl but she only likes attractive whites and was married to a white army Chad
personality can carry someone a long ways, I just wish my personality wasn't as shit as my looks.
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>>25867150
No, you do not get to wear underwear.
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