Are there any actual wizards or devoted apprentices left on this increasingly normie board? Let's have a comfy wizard thread.
>post your wiz stats
>react to others' stats
>discuss wizard life, benefits and disadvantages
I turned 30 two months ago, feeling my arcane powers grow. Life has been shit for a while but getting better.
I am 19 so maybe an apprentice? On the one hand, I have an inclination to just abandon all like for women as much as possible including 2D. On the other other, I feel like it would be good to have a serious relationship without sex before spurning sexuality forever.
Forgive me, fellow wizards and apprentices, for I have strayed from the wise path. About six months back, I sought the company of a succubus. She was interested in stealing the mana of the untouched and I was ready to give it to her. However, upon seeing my face in a picture, she was immediately put off. I hadn't realized it before due to a certain degree of a lack of self-awareness, but I am in fact, ugly. I recall many instances where my appearance has been ridiculed, but I hadn't thought much about them until now.
This revelation was not unwelcome, as I feel that it will guide me on the path once again. I need the support of my kin, for though I did not relinquish my mana to the demon, the guilt remains that I was ready to give up the bright future of wizardry ahead of me.
24 year old wizard apprentice here. I accepted the path of wizardry years ago and its been bretty gud so far.
>That feel when you have disposable income and can do whatever you want, whenever you want.
With 19 you are merely an Acolyte true Apprenticehodd starts with 20, Although you are on your way
You are forgiven me fellow wizard sometimes the temptations of flesh are to strong to a fellow Wizard to stay focused.
For me I am an young apprentice aged 21 while I can truly to focus on my studies, other are intimidated by my pursue of knowledge and power but mostly I keep it secret
We all have felt the trials and tribulations of the succubi's lure. Almost no apprentice reaches wizardhood unscathed, this is why the failed normie thing is a meme.
Be strong, be vigilant, fap to 2D and you shall find true peace of mind and happiness.
I'm having for a good start, have never even touched a female, barely speak to them and they stay away at least 3 meters at all times.
Never have I fapped to anything but 2D.
I'm still an acolyte though.
Thank you, brethren. As for fapping to 2D, I can happily say that it and text are the only things I can fap to. In addition to that, I have a waifu that I am devoted to. 1.2 GB worth of 2,555 files and counting, all in her name.
18yo apprendice, boosting hatred and resentfulness
Striving to become the edgy dark wizard
Have you made a wizardly shrine for your waifu yet?
She doesn't have figures of her besides an amiibo. I'm doing origami to make her as money is tight.
Wizardry, nature's way of perpetuating natural selection in the modern world!
HOGROAST SCHOOL OF WIZARDRY
Headmaster: Elliot Rodger
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)
Dear Mr Pepe,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogroast School of Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on 1 September. We await your falcon by no later than 31 July.
First-year students will require:
1. Three sets of Power Metal t-shirts (black)
2. One plain fedora (black) for day wear
3. One pair of sports shoes (white)
4. One trench coat (black, with silver studs)
Please note that all pupil's clothes should carry trip tags.
>HOGROAST SCHOOL OF WIZARDRY
>Headmaster: Elliot Rodger
>(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
>Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)
>Dear Mr Pepe,
>We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogroast School of Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
>Term begins on 1 September. We await your falcon by no later than 31 July.
>First-year students will require:
>1. Three sets of Power Metal t-shirts (black)
>2. One plain fedora (black) for day wear
>3. One pair of sports shoes (white)
>4. One trench coat (black, with silver studs)
>Please note that all pupil's clothes should carry trip tags.
fuck i cant wait for this letter to arrive
What are you, some kinda normie? fuck off.
1 ramen bowl
1 set pissjugs (plastic, standard size 2)
1 set helium mask
Students may also bring, if they desire, a falcon OR a cat OR a toad.
PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS
ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN GUN
>join "robot" skype group
>they regularly have group calls
>main members spend their free time on omegle
>they post pictures of themselves
where the fuck are the real losers?
I'm sick of these normalfags pretending they're just like us.
>tfw coped with being ugly
>use omegle camchat and people call me ugly
>make jokes about my appearance all the time
>actually found guys and girls for skypesex now
Feels pretty okay
that's nice but I don't know why you posted it here.
2,555 files of Midna? I am impressed...
>join r9k chatroom
>2 girls on cam and 8 guys orbiting
>they make fun of me for not being a normie
>keep telling me the normie/robot thing is just a meme
>call one of the girls an attention whoring roastie
Robots are the minority here
Time to suck it up and start visiting wizchan I guess
All you fgts just need to settle with the ugly fat girls. Why do ya wanna bang Staceys when you aren't even lvl Chad. Doesn't make sense. If you're fat, ugly and autistic, then you need to settle for fat ugly and autistic girls.
>29 year old loser
>genuinely do like power metal, listening to Stratovarius right now
I guess i'm going to fit in! Finally! I don't like hats or coats, but I can learn!
where are these fat ugly and autistic girls? they're a minority that's smaller than we are meaning we'll have to compete for them just like any normal girl and if they're indoctrinated by society they'll value themselves too highly and think they're too good for us.
you can't win, just get a rich guy to fund a massive suicide party.
ugly guys only wanna bang hot girls. Ugly girls only wanna bang hot guys. Proves that everyone is shallow and they select their partner based on their exterior appearance. Ugly people might as well kill themselves when they realize they are ugly.
>ugly guys only wanna bang hot girls
tfw you fell for an ugly half asian girl but she only likes attractive whites and was married to a white army Chad
personality can carry someone a long ways, I just wish my personality wasn't as shit as my looks.