Who /mischief/ here? >playing modded skyrim >open a gate

you absolute madman

my comment is original

>>25865059
thats badass of you

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I shot my neighbor's cat

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>>25865339
Yeah I have that MOD for skyrim too

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>>25865059
>Play eurotruck simulator 2 multiplayer
>Crash into people
>They stop
>Admin help! idxxxx is blocking the road!!
>They get kicked
> "Thank you admin!"

I work in a supermarket and when I was a crazy noob,I played a trick on some random old Spanish lady.

I was finishing up in the dairy department and this woman who knew no English comes up to me holding a package of butter wanting to know the price. I point out the dairy manager to her around the corner,pantomime that she should ask him this phrase,and said,"Fuck Me Up Ass" while pointing to the butter. She did so,and the expression on his face was priceless! I ran off the other way...

>>25865524
And you're still there?

>>25865948
LOL that happened years ago,and yes I still have that job.

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>>25865059
This is some of the best mischief I've seen

Sometimes I bang hookers with condoms I have pre rigged to break and then creampie them and pretend it was an accident :)

>>25865990
I work in the games industry so my bosses/leads are generally insane but didn't think they'd tolerate that in a normie job

>>25866012
No they wouldn't, and I just was getting off shift anyhow. Happiness is a clean getaway.

>>25865059
>Play oblivion
>help the slaughterfish guy save up enough for his retirement
>get the reward ring off him
>ask him where he hid the money
>he likes me so he tells me
>pickpocket his key
>rob his house and steal his retirement money even though it's only like 20 septims

>>25866941
>retirement fund is 20 septimorenos
Teehee wagecuckies

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>tell people im fine
>i'm actually not

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>>25866961
there was no welfare state anon, it was wagecuck, thief & raped in prison or death

>>25866982

the absolute madman

hoho

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>Go through cash register
>Have a nice day!
>Don't

>>25865059
My dad asked me for help with his phone and I said I didn't know how to fix it even though I did.

>>25865468
why would someone want to simulate being in a traffic jam? FUCK. This is worse than people who watch let's plays

>>25867584
For me, Euro Truck is my chill out game. I've never played it in multiplayer but from what I understand, it absolutely requires you to pay attention; if you crash you could get kicked.

>thread on /g/ asking for windows key
>grab first one from google images
>leave off last 5 digits
>leave