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who else here is a dude who is a robot that has to conform into a normie status?
>26
>in a relationship, live with her
>wait for her to fall asleep so i can drink my secret whiskey
>message girls on facebook
>jack it the fuck off
>get really depressed
>message exes from deep years ago
>has to pretend to support sjw shit
>is actually racist is fuck

anyone else in my boat?
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>>25863825
no. fuck racism.
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>>25863825
>be drunk
>get a message from girl i haven't talked to since high school
>horny as fuck and currently fapping
>fuck it i'll talk to her, she's pretty hot
>she starts talking about trans and queer rights and other sjw bullshit
>god dammit
>yeah trans people should totally have rights and shit lol haha
>please show me your tits
>cum to the porn i was watching
>yeaaaah i think i'm too drunk i'll talk to you later dude
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>Doesn't live with parents
>In a relationship
>Had previous relationships

You're not a robot.
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>tfw liberal family
>tfw you say you're a fascist and love your people (German, lives in Germany)
>kicked out of the house told to not ever come back

Yep.
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>>25863917
you're in my boat

>>25863924
i just evolved a lil

>>25863943
my nigga
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>>25863951
this boat sucks man i wanted to see some hot sjw tits
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>>25863951
>be me now
>successful electrician
>part of far right group of friends
>eradicating mudslides from my homeland
>gain support of my family after the mass rape in colonge

feelsgoodman
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>>25863825
>multiple ex relationships

Do you even know what robot means, you're premium normie
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>>25863825
FUCK OFF BACK TO REDDIT, YOU FUCKING NORMIE SCUM.
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>>25863943
Come back to their house tomorrow and say you're fleeing from political oppression and can't return home. As a refugee they should welcome you and offer you choice of the women to fuck.

You may have to go to a tanning salon first though.
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>>25863965
yeah, i can probably swing that

>>25863967
it's weird tho, right?

>>25863997
dude, guy, my buddy, you have to eventually learn to adapt to survive and conquer. i'm more robot than you.

>>25864003
i've been here longer than you.
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>>25863825
I can't pretend to be sjw. I am a film major and am forced to take a class called "race and gender in american cinema" at the moment for the low price of $1,500 in order to get my degree. It is the dumbest shit I have ever seen. On my current assignments I have deliberately been condecending. I used the word "phallic" four times describing Braveheart and said that the author of an essay on whiteness did a great job being the "spokesperson for an entire racial identity".
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>>25863943
>Born into moderate conservative family
>Slowly start redpilling my parents
>They're now hard-right conservative and voting for Trump
>Wondering if I can edge them into going full fasch
>I can already say "degenerate" around them without them objecting
>Considering telling them that I find interracial relationships disgusting soon to see if they find it acceptable

Should I do it anons?
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>>25864138
as the op that went to film school for a semester and now works in film (as a writer), all i can say is just go work in film. don't do film school.
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>>25863825
>robot
>has a gf
>most likely doesnt live with parents
>has ex gfs
>probably isnt a neet too
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>>25864207
My parents are forcing me. I also am going to be a writer. My father is a videographer and has decent equipment to film my shorts as well.

They also used Star Wars 1, the prequel as an example.

Did you know that both Jar Jar and Darth Maul are examples of blackness? You see, despite the actor who played Jar Jar's testimony that he tried to be like Buster Keaton and Harold Loyd, it turns out that he is supposed to be a retarded black man- because all black men are retarded. Simultaneously, Darth Maul is not supposed to be a demon, he is a representation of all black men because they are evil demons.
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>>25864273
i didn't read your whole post.
but do you live in boston?
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>>25864287
Phoenix

Fuck the east coast cucks.
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you sound like a normie with a fake personality OP
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>>25864304
kill yourself
i'm doing better than you, faggo
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>>25864312
Sure you are, champ ;^)

Here in Phoenix all the white people both own guns and live in a stand your ground state. I understand you price the negro out of your area, but we elect a guy in a cowboy hat to put them in pink underwear and force them to work in chain gangs.
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>>25863825
I'm in the same boat OP I have to live on my own and support myself but I'm not a normie like you

>live alone
>make money on the internet
>leave house every 2 or 3 weeks for groceries
>newspaper gets left on friday
>have to leave house to bring it in
>be afraid of going outside because people will look at me
>put newspaper up at night
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>>25863875
Edgy my man, end you're self
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>>25863825
>has to pretend to support sjw shit
>is actually racist is fuck
iktf op, due to my interests and a fear of being alone i have to hang around with memespouting cuckold faggots despite hating the fucking lot of them and due to a few of them having the same classes as me i couldnt effectively distance myself from the spergs if i wanted to
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>>25864003
Kill yourself

>>25863825
You're not a robot, just a prick. Almost the same shit tho.
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>>25864591
thx guy
>it's after 6am now.
>will have to sleep soom
>tfw completely hammered and this message took forever to type
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>>25864120
>trying this hard

Bkox
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>>25864199
I have fantasies too, anon.
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>>25864333
>tfw inferiority complex.
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>Be anarchist
>Family are right wing Christian capitalists

Pretending is tough
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>>25863825
I didn't do any of the facebook shit, but I used to secretly booze it up and fap when my ex fell asleep.

>tfw she hated alcohol when we were together and is now a full blown druggie
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