I'm going to be maybe eating a girl out tomorrow robots. Inb4 normie can you just give advice? I'm scared. It seems hard. I watched that meme porn tutorial with Nina somethingorother and it just seemed really weird. I feel like if I tried 90% of those things she'd think I was a weirdo
>Inb4 beta normie cuck
>>25861115
Just bee urself ;^)
Very very original post
>>25861145
This isn't that helpful. I already thought of that but I guess I want a gameplan. Plebbit had some advice but as I said I'm scared.
>>25861115
>I'm going to be maybe eating a girl out tomorrow robots
>tomorrow
lol >:^)
>>25861249
What does this mean? Srs...
Save up for cancer treatment.
>>25861115
just do random shit for like 5 minutes then do circles around the clit with your tongue & alternate directions over and over until she cums. The clit is really sensitive so maybe after like 5 circles go back to doing random shit for like 5 seconds then go back to doing circles
this will work every time gl senpai.
>>25861190
Just as a tip, asking for help with sexual stuff in the board known for being filled with virgins may not be the brightest of ideas.
>>25861303
it means.. maybe... you won't.
Know where to find the clit.
Start by licking, move on to sucking
>>25861329
>>25861382
Thank you for actual advice.
>>25861344
I know haha but this board is fun
>>25861360
Yeah maybe I won't because of logistics.
>>25861115
You're a cuck, I'm a normalfag and I've never had to eat a girl out. When they ask I literally don't respond. It's fucking gross dude, vaginas are sickening.
>>25861382
This too, I always end with the circle method though. Trust me OP pleasing a woman is easy as fuck, just remember that the clit is extremely sensitive. I've always imagined the feeling they get when you overdo it to be the same as pic related.
Finding a whore to fug when you're ugly is the hard part
>>25861490
But... it was my idea ;_; I just want to try it.
>>25861490
You're probably just gay or someting
Why the fuck would you plan to do this you should have asked how do I give good head so I can get some guranteed pussy aka coitus not foreplay. Then you'd ask a board that wasn't full of angry virgins like myself
>>25861742
Wh-what? Sorry anon your post is incomprehensible.