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>Tfw literally r9k incarnate in the female form
I need to get this off my chest I fucking hate myself.
>be walking around the city
>see perfectly young and normal girl panhandling with a sign
>it says hoping for a miracle
>I walk over thinking she might be a cool homeless person to converse with
>also was on my way to Starbucks
>ask her what miracle shes looking for
>"uh I need a job"
>o-oh that sure is tough
>start spilling spaghetti in word form
>um are you thirsty
>she shakes her head no
>damage control initiate sequence
>on well haha I cut class today and boy does it feel great.
>she laughs a bit under her breath
>sorry I don't have much to give *drop nickel in her cup*
>good luck finding a job
>walk away to drink Starbucks alone
>mfw I couldn't even pick up a homeless girl
>tfw got rejected by a homeless girl
What the fuck is wrong with me?