How often do people lie about their lives on /r9k/?

well, we USED to have a good community and there was no reason to lie.

but ever since SOMEBODY started tarting pictures of 4 chan and uploading them to reddit, it's basically a free for all here.

oh and not to mention the FBI monitoring 4chan 24/7

>>25859715
>FBI monitoring 4chan 24/7
When will this dumb meme finally die..?

>>25859753
how do you know it's not true?
They have reasons

>>25859753
I WISH YOU SHILLS WOULD ALL DIE
STRONG AI WILL BE HERE SOON
SATAN CANNOT SAVE YOU NOW

>>25859753
With the recent national news publicity, it's not unlikely we aren't being watched by at least a couple feds, if we weren't already.

>>25859776
Such as?
They have no reason to, as it is a waste of time.

>>25859830

says the fbi agent

>>25859753
Yeah the NSA is where it's at now.

I never lie, but no one ever believes me.

>>25859830
shooters announcing their killings for instance?

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this is actually the only place i tell the truth

>>25859830
Conversation flow control.
>4chan is like that big kid that realized he was strong one day and accidentally hit someone and went "woah"
Die a thousand violent deaths at the hands of your loved ones and rot in Hell.

>>25859827
So you're saying, that as soon as a site gets national news publicity, the FBI thinks it's a good idea to monitor it? For what purpose? What would be the goal for them?

There is absolutely no reason to do that. Believing this meme is plain stupid.

But I get it, you like to think you're on some dark and edgy site. Come on, take off your tinfoil hat.

I lie frequently about my life online so that if anyone tries to do some digging on me they're more likely to turn up baseless bullshit than the truth.

>>25859863
What change does it make if they monitor the site? The 4chan staff notifies them anyway, so there is no reason for them to lurk here.
Also, shooters can announce their plans anywhere on the Internet and they did numerous times. Do you think the rest of the Internet is being monitored 24/7 too?

Just accept it, 4chan is nothing special and the Feds don't give a fuck, unless there is a credible threat.

>>25859891
We've gotten national news publicity before, 4chan was never really a secret, I'm sure they pay desk jockeys to monitor reddit and myspace as well.
>What would be the goal for them?
I assume they would want to stop people from going on mass shootings and the like. I don't think they could, mind you, but I think they want to.

>>25859887
Typical newfag who thinks this is a dark and edgy secret club. Listen, this site is not full of "hackers on steroids" or whatever your bros at your high school told you.
Fuck off.

>>25859965
Nice try, agent

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>>25859965
>>25859995
>Do you think the rest of the Internet is being monitored 24/7 too?
I think it would be hilarious if you killed yourself.

agents are the biggest shitposters on 4chan.

>>25859683
>believing shit on the internet


th

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>>25859683
There are no real persons

>>25859981
No, they don't. That's a waste of money, time and resources. Why would they pay people to lurk boards where people post shit like
>this is a nice board
>daily reminder that white grills love da bbc
>tfw no gf
>hurr durr give me attention
And that over, and over, and over, and over again.
The 4chan staff notifies them when there is a credible threat and THEN they become active. That's it.
You probably also believe the FBI is behind those occurrences when the side freezes sometimes for a few hours, right?

>>25860012
Nice tinfoil hat conspiracy image. Got that out of your folder, next to your super important files about the "illerminati X---DDDDD" and 9/11?

>>25860058
>>25860087
>implying natural language processing doesn't exist
Have you tried fingering your anus while sucking a lit stick of dynamite? You'll have the best orgasm ever.

>>25859683
ive honestly never lied on the internet but i lie all the time irl
often when theres literally no cause to
>hey anon what car do you drive?
>i-i dont drive

i do drive.

>>25860097
Prove that it exists.
>inb4 he posts "info" pics from /pol/

>>25860139
here you go frand
https://opennlp.apache.org/

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I have no reason to lie anonymously on the internet tbhfam.

I'm exactly as miserable as i let on.

>>25860058
>a waste of money, time and resources
Sounds like the federal mafia in a nutshell, to me.

>>25860139
oh what's that, you're not replying anymore?
and I thought that I found a new friend to play with. :<

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>>25860169
What about those people that claim to have been on 4chan since they were like 9? They have to be lying, r-right? What kind of l-loser would do that? lol

This is a great thread. It's not just the FBI, don't forget about DHS/HSI.

>>25860087
https://www.eff.org/files/2013/11/15/20130629-wapo-prism.pdf

Yeah, super fringe. Have you been living in a fucking cave?

>>25860156
I rather meant "prove that it's used on 4chan/by the feds".

>>25860237
not that one, but stanford's engine has some government use
and honestly I don't feel like playing the "let me fucking google that for you" game
let's have sex

>>25860227
I don't know about all that. I found 4chan when I was 17 in 2005.

I can't imagine this site appealing to a 9 year old though. There are too many addicting games they could be playing or whatever

>>25860214
Which post is yours?

>>25860234
That proves literally nothing. It's just a garbage meme pic.

I lie to everyone about how bad my life is.

Its actually pretty good, something I'm be proud of: worked hard, have great friends and family, doing what I love. I just like writing about pathetic lives and pathetic people.

>>25860265
I watched a lot more anime when I was a kid and /a/ was for more appealing than it is today desu

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Why would I lie about such awful things?

>>25860277
I'm over here, this is me
>>25859826

>>25859683
I lie about having a normie club lyf style.

I hate myself.

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>>25860277
>garbage
>EFF
you're literally retarded?

>>25860306
>going on /a/
>as a kid

fuuuuuck, you better lurk fucking hard because they HATE outsiders

>>25860312
What am I supposed to reply? You were just babbling nonsense. It's always best to ignore retards. Especially ones that can't tie their shoes, like you.

>>25860353
No, /a/ isn't nearly as elitist as it used to be, which is pretty much the main cause for it's rapid downfall. It feels like Gaia sometimes now.

Nothing to lie about. I lost my scholarship and find no joy in going to debt: the four years. I live in a decent Apartment and play video games all day every day. Am happy with my life. Minus the not having a girlfriend thing.

>>25860373
You're supposed to realize that you're spending too much of your free time with retards, and according to circle of influence theory you should mcfucking kill yourself, sempai.

>>25860352
It's a private company. They can claim whatever shit they want. But where is the proof?
Pro tip: a 3-page-PDF doesn't count as credible proof.

>>25860265
Porn,
also the chance to learn from those older than you and get BTFO until you learn how to debate in a coherent manner, not to mention the chance to learn life changing skills.
This place used to be decent, with little to no liberal bias.
I learned a lot here, not that guy.

I've never lied bc it's easy to be honest due to all is anonymous

>>25860414
>wahh I don't like those people and I'm too stupid to do my own research
kill yourself

>>25860411
>I WISH YOU SHILLS WOULD ALL DIE
>STRONG AI WILL BE HERE SOON
>SATAN CANNOT SAVE YOU NOW

>You're supposed to realize that you're spending too much of your free time with retards

Where did that message come from now, I obviously forgot how to read between lines.

>>25860457
>ad hominem because out of arguments
Nice, thanks for proving me right.

>>25860414
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/politics/prism-collection-documents/m/

This is established history, dude. Is this the part where you come out as "just pretending"?

>>25860457
Not him but you got BTFO hars

>>25860463
>>25860478
Yes, you did forget. Now lurk or leave, you stupid, small, ratfaced shitstain.

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>>25860478
>kill yourself
>ad hominem

>>25860457
>wahh I lost an Internet argument so I'll just tell him to kill himself, yeah that'll show him

>>25860502
Stop pretending to be retarded, I know you're not THAT stupid

>>25860526
I got your back

>>25860502
agreed

>>25860479
>washingtonpost
Come on... really?

>>25860414
Literally all you have to do is google "prism slides" and you will be met with countless, credible, journalistic sources. Once more, this is not fringe. This is established history.

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>>25860169
Forgot to mention how cute and perfect that Chihaya is dude.
>already have it saved anyway.

>>25860478
So, that's no to the sex? I've proven that I have superior intellect and genes.

>>25860543
I just. I was met with countless articles from boulevard magazines.
You know that those "journalists" write anything, as long as it sells? Ever heard of click-bait?

>>25860573
No you don't. Prove it.

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>>25860564
thanks, famalam. got it from a Genesis 3 thread on /v/ the other day when PPMD got beat ;_;

>>25860599
Just look at this thread.
aren't you getting a little hard

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>>25860599
LMAOing at your life tbqph familia hahaha

>>25860502
Gave up replying huh?
Guess I won. :^ )

>>25860587
A universally reported event, across lines of political bias, by both new and old media is a falsification. This certainly strains the imagination. Almost sounds like a conspiracy.

I suppose Gellman's speech was erased for funsies?

>>25860653
no no this is a roleplaying thread
you're the clueless shill and I'm the radical feminist that wants to turn you against your government
now get an erection or else

>>25860602
I don't like the source, but I can't had the best idol.
Something to do with competitive Smash? I followed those threads for a bit, is diddy still meme tier, I think he got nerfed no?

>>25860647
You're a funny guy.

>>25860718
BOIOIOIOING

>>25860667
Nice buzzwords, your post has literally no meaning beyond its empty words. Nice talk, but nothing behind it.

>>25860718
He got nerfed hard af. But i only follow Melee closely, not smash 4. From what i watched it was mostly ZSS, Roselina, and Villager playing in the top 8

>>25860758
Quality post, keep it up.

>>25860685
hmm hmm hmmph :<

>>25860773
Flippant attitude versus established facts. Not worth any additional time. Enjoy being wrong. :^)

>>25859753
>implying FBI and not NSA/GCHQ
fuckin' gay ass brits

>>25860775
Yeah, I mostly followed Smash4. Last time I checked melee still had a big following there. Hope you have fun there, anonymous poster.
Will stop replying as not relevant to thread.
Is sheik still good in melee?

Why would someone go on the internet to tell lies? rabbitfromarthur.jaypeg

>>25860923
definitely in the third spot behind the "spacies". m2k is still legit af with sheik.

she's not going anywhere as the meta evolves, just like in Sm4sh. She has too many options.

enjoy the rest of the night/morning, anon :^)

>>25860876
btw thanks, I came super hard

>>25860087
Bro are you fucking kidding me right now? Every thing on that image was confirmed already, publicly. Jesus fucking Christ pay attention you dumb fuck. Snowden should have not even bothered, you blind faggots deserve a government without limits.

>>25861282
So what if people know? You gonna do something about it?

>>25859683
who would go on the Internet and tell lies?

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>>25861458
Yeah, I know, right goy-I mean fellow robot?

\ NO DEAL YOU CANT SELL THAT STUFF TO ME