who /constantly lies/ here? if i ever have an interaction with

i would -never- lie on the internet. it's anonymous after all so there's no point.

my friend is like that. he thinks he is very clever but everyone can see he is full of shit. no one respects what he has to say because it is apparent he is talking bullshit all the time.

Fck man I talk bullshit all the time
My family has noticed
My friends are starting too

I just can't stop

>>25859547
I only really give out fake names.

>telling the truth
>ever
why

>>25859547
What kind of lies? Give me an example.

>>25859609
I have a friend like this too. He's a sociopath and the only thing harder than being friends with him is trying to break off the friendship

The downside to lying is that when I tell the truth (which is most of the time) people don't believe me. This makes me smile though.

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>>25859547
>"how is your day, sir?"
>"good, thanks"
>it's actually bad

>>25859957
Everyday. :-( It's okay, I care about you buddy

>>25859547
>tfw I do this as well
>people genuinely take an interest in me
>part ways feeling really good
>the beautiful woman in my head tells me they only cared about the person I made up, not me
>feel like shit until I meet another person to make up a life solely for small talk
>the ride never ends

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>>25859547
Never posted on /r9k/ just browse to link friends rare pepes. I know im not the only on who does this

>Go to haircut place, every single time I go I make up a different story for a different stylist.
>architect
>engineer
>even a twitch e celeb

Same at the gas station when i go to counter with tall boys
>cashier starts talking about her kid with a serious heart disease
>my daughter has bi polar disorder, ive been there
>never even fucked anyone

I could go on, it works with my family too. My grandma lives in our house and all extended family think im her at home nurse because I dont leave the house, i just blame it on her. Shes a cunt though and she doesnt deserve even that much family care - the point is its lied about.

100% honest with friends though, even about really dark shit.

I enjoy lying a lot

Its very compulsive most of the time

It gets harder to not get caught up in a lie the older you get though

>>25860050
>having friends
i envy you and would like you to leave