who /constantly lies/ here?
if i ever have an interaction with someone i know i wont see again or wont see often, i always make up things about my life, it's a lot of fun.
especially lying on the internet
>"how is your day, sir?"
>it's actually bad
>tfw I do this as well
>people genuinely take an interest in me
>part ways feeling really good
>the beautiful woman in my head tells me they only cared about the person I made up, not me
>feel like shit until I meet another person to make up a life solely for small talk
>the ride never ends
Never posted on /r9k/ just browse to link friends rare pepes. I know im not the only on who does this
>Go to haircut place, every single time I go I make up a different story for a different stylist.
>even a twitch e celeb
Same at the gas station when i go to counter with tall boys
>cashier starts talking about her kid with a serious heart disease
>my daughter has bi polar disorder, ive been there
>never even fucked anyone
I could go on, it works with my family too. My grandma lives in our house and all extended family think im her at home nurse because I dont leave the house, i just blame it on her. Shes a cunt though and she doesnt deserve even that much family care - the point is its lied about.
100% honest with friends though, even about really dark shit.