Who here thinks sex is overrated? >inb4 fag virgin neckbeards

only point is to make genetic copies. that orgasm thing is just a feeling in your head; a chemical cocktail. just because you feel it doesnt mean its there. I dont even question why I havent gotten a gf yet.

Yeah. Now that I'm single again I realize how much better it is this way and how much I prefer masturbating.

ERP is better than sex too.

Sex might be the single most overrated aspect of the human experience, although it might be because I have a very small penis so it's hard to actually feel anything inside a vagina since I barely touch the walls.

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>>25859158
At least I know what I want when I fap. Often more satisfying too

Sex is way over rated. I haven't done what I want to because grills never want to do it.
gentle femdom

I'm very lonely and want a gf to live the rest of my life with. But every time I find one, they just want to have sex with me, nothing more, nothing less. I hate being in my 20s.

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>>25859333
That sounds like a reasonable request anon. Why wouldn't they want to?

>>25859333
kinda know that feel

the only thing that i really want is to dominate a cute boy, except I want to be riding and I want to dress like a trap

i think it's impossible to find a boy who'd be into that

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You only think it's overrated because you slept with a 3.3/10. Sex is best thing on earth. Hands down.

>>25859779
>implying

Can you price I slept with a 3.3/10 though?

>>25859779
nah dog the fatter they are the harder they try

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I'm the chaddiest chad who ever posted on r9k. Pic related is an unflattering picture of the second hottest girl I've fucked.

Sex is so overrated. I'd rather masturbate than fuck any of my fuckbuddies. I have cialis I bought off the darknet and all I want to use it for is masturbation. Sex is pain. Just fap to porn. It's better.

After not having it for almost a year I can say I miss it a lot. Take that how you will. It's not how you think it is, but it's still pretty damn good.

I'm remembering right now and that's the worst part. The memory is so vivid.

sex sux lol robot life 4 lyfe

>>25860908
memories lie, robro

>>25859379
>why wouldn't they want to
No I get it. I don't really want to do it, I want them to do it to me. We both want the same thing done to us, and don't really want to give it.

Its hard finding that girl though, you can't just ask that kind of shit early on without weirding them out.

I'd rather get high on heroin and fap but I'm just a virgin though

Asexual win
I've had 2 girlfriends, including current.
No sex involved, no sex wanted. Well, okay current gf wants it but that's a nah. And first gf wanted it but only after marriage. So guess it's just me. Doesn't mean there aren't good hugs and kisses though, and it hasn't affected my ability to get a girl or keep them.

>>25860901
>girl
>man hands/10

Nice try you colossal faggot

>>25860901

>I'm the chaddiest chad

>That typing style

Fuck off lol

The only Chads that ever browse this board were the CIA after Oregon, not insecure faggots who go around talking about how they're chad

>>25860901
Itsa me the Chadiest Chad

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dsafsdgasfg

I kinda liked it, not even the orgasm part. Passion is the the best part here, I enjoyed pleasuring the girl more than having some myself. Possibly I am retarded that way

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>>25861170
>>25861256
>>25861689
nice samefag

>never claimed to be chad, just the chaddiest in r9k in this thread
>prove me wrong

The only thing I want to do is tell anons that fapping is better. It's much less emotional stress and much easier.

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>>25862394
bampu bumpting bampu bump bumping

>>25862394
>>25862437
just bumping with more nudes of girls who were NOT WORTH THE SEX

just fap, robots -- you'll be better off than I.

it's only good for the intimacy. it doesn't feel like anything physically

Who here thinks sex is overrated but can't stop fucking thinking about it?

If I masturbate 10 times a day or so, I keep it at bay, but that's a good portion of my time as it all adds up. Your clothes also start to smell off if you don't shower after each damn time, too.

Should I mind fuck myself like I do with being a wage slave, career whore and make myself hate sex?

It's the only option I can think of.