>tfw gf What do I do now?

>>25858851
eat her pussy for me.

tell her "this one's for ryan" and go to town. do it for your brother.

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>>25858851
Leave
Never come back

>>25858851
Well...your life now revolves around her menstrual cycle. Take that as you will. Hopefully conversing and texting her (for your sake) won't be like walking on gravel without making noise...y'know....because dramabomb.

"I haven't heard from you in 10 minutes! I know you're balls deep in some other girl right now!!!"

Smell her gooshy

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You can leave, as you don't need us anymore, or you can stay and be a normalfag.

I suggest leaving. Any feelings of endearment you have for this board are a mistake.

Being a normie is the right thing.

so many agents here

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>>25858851
act like a clown and dance like a monkey because you need to keeper entertain. also you can kiss your hobbies,money,friends and your self respect goodbye.

>>25858851
You defile her and call her a slut etc while slapping her

>>25860316
what's an agent

I'm from reddit

>>25858851
Manipulate her. Make her feel like shit then rebuild her confidence. She'll become addicted to you because of it. Trust me.

Leave this board and be happy

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It gets better. Oh, does it get better. But then it just gets worse, you both get bored, and she dumps you. Took about 7 months for the decline to start for me. Have fun, OP!