What kind of girl do you robots usually attract?

>>25857813
crazy and pretty

>>25857813
Here are the type of women that seem to come after me:
>Single mothers at the office
>Landwhales at the gym
>Drug addicts at the grocery store

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typically something like pic related

none because robots abstain from social existence

oh you mean frogposting thirstmasters? none

>>25857813
I don't

Not since high school. I attracted complete normies back then. It was hell since all I wanted to do was play vidia and talk about meaningful stuff and they just wanted to go out and spend all my money. At least the sex was okay

>>25857813
imaginary

and totally original imaginary too

>>25857813
The spergy average 4/10 girls with meaty thighs.
I mean qt's look at me too, but never approach me like the averages do....
And I never know they're flirting until I get home later

>could have dated that odd freckled girl

>>25857813
none

^original comment right here guys^

black girls
too bad im not really into black girls

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I've literally never attracted anyone in my life. Not a fun thing to have to live with, but it could be worse.

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stupid girls with blonde hair streaks ugh...I guess they mistake me for Chad because I lift but I'm worried I'll scare them off because I'm too smart and have nothing to talk about

>>25857813
Underaged ones typically, at least for me. I wish it wasn't the case, I don't wanna get in trouble for sexing up PTP

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None hahahaha

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The only girls who have ever shown any interest in me have been DAMAGED in some way.

My only actual girlfriend, if she can even be called that, just used me as an emotional crutch.

I guess I'd be a fool if I ever expected anyone to like me for me. There's nothing to like.

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7/10+ girls.

I have no idea how I do it. I think it's because I'm 6 ft.

Big booty girls

Now that i think of, it's actually introvert type girls.

Ha that's why they won't talk to me first.

Good question ijust figured that out

single mothers and fatties

baka

How do you know if a girl is attracted to you?

>>25857956
I'm exactly 6 feet and I don't get nothing, so it's not because you're height nigga

>>25857813
Crazy ones and fat ones, but they lose interest once they realize that I'm autistic/weird.

>>25857970
she doesn't call the police after you rape her

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>attracting any girls
>robot

PICK ONE NORMIE AND GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

girls who are already in relationships

>>25857942
Satou-san is that you?

>>25857970
at some point she will come up to you. grab your dick, lock eyes and demand you fertilize her eggs

has that never happened to you?

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>>25858011
Oh, I'm much more pathetic than Satou.

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Nobody because I don't act normal apparently. Either that or I've never realized a girl is attracted to me because I have told myself for years that a girl liking me is impossible

>>25858045
how much more pathetic? Genuinely curious famalam

>>25857813
The nonexistent kind

>>25857970
She makes prolonged eye contact with you.

You catch her looking at you and she smiles or blushes then looks away.

She voluntarily stays within close physical proximity to you, frequently.

She laughs at you shitty jokes.

She smiles a lot a you and initiates numerous conversations with you.

It's extremely obvious when a girl is sexually attracted to you as long as you're not autistic.

le quirky young girls who wanna "save" me

None
This board is literally for people who don't attract grills

Single moms in their early 20s.

They actually look pretty good but once their clothes come off they have saggy breasts with dark areolas, along with stretch marks all over their stomachs.

Saddens me that all I am seen as is a financial provider for women who fucked up early in their lives.

>>25857813
None is the only right answer.

>>25857970
>>25858089
How do you know if a girl is attracted to you without having to talk to her?

I hate initiating conversations and I feel like if I do start one I'll come off as a creepy loser

I also know I'm probably missing out on prime introvert/shy qts but I just don't want to take the risk

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>>25857823
>>25857840
>>25857850
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>>25857923
>>25857928
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>>25858110
All these normos on my board


Oc oc oc

MBTI:

>ENFP
>ESFP
>INTJ

(be me, INTJ)

Invisible, mute and intangible women. It's my niche and I'm running with it.

>>25858163
Dont be sad downatello.
There can be robots that are attractive, we just attract trashy girls who just want to use/abuse us and then run back to chad.

Stop acting like we are special or something.

>>25858163
Hey, i've been here awhile, and i've just now gotten looks from women at 23. And they're all underaged and i'm not too into it. I know beggars can't be choosers but c'mon now. I want something legal

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>>25857813
Daily reminder that if you actually attract females, you don't belong here.

Cyborg here.

The girl who has liked me for years is deeply religious, flat as a board, and dumb as a box of rocks.

I've attracted petite girls in the past and older women. Girls I like seem repulsed by me.

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>>25857813
>Middle School - Highschool
Wew lad
>After Highschool
qt 14-16 year olds
And rice goblins/ gooks

Redflags.

Dyed hair, piercings, tattoos, alternative.


If I could actually talk to grills I would drown in pussy

>>25858089
I'm autistic, I can't tell unless they say they want to go out or get physically sexual. It sucks. If a chick makes me cookies, texts me, emails me, sometimes touches me, wants to sit by me, asks how long I'm going to hanging where she is, amend asks if I want to get lunch with her is that indicative of anything or could she just be being friendly? My brain unironically just thinks friendly but my friend thinks otherwise. I'm seriously fucking autistic I hate myself.

>>25858265

Ever notice how the really interesting girls are the ones who don't need to shave half their head or get a bunch of stupid tattoos to feel interesting?

>>25857813
all types. i attract like every girl. im extremely good-looking

>>25858089
>It's extremely obvious when a girl is sexually attracted to you as long as you're not autistic.

You do realize where you are right?
I mean.
Just sayin.

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>>25857813
Drunk/high guys. Fuck this world.

>>25857813

awkwardly enough, some pretty attractive bipolar sluts (in my opinion) which all happen to look like pic-related

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none whatsoever if my life depended on it, get out filthy fucking normie scum who get at least some attention

>>25858213
I didn't see anything about that in the rules, where did you get this impression?

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>implying I am not too autistic to tell when a woman is attracted to me.
Top meme, OP.

Fat white single moms it seems.
Yes, I am black please kill me

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>>25858363
fuck, forgot to add pic

>>25857813
None
If you attract any type of females please end it because if you attract girls and still come here by choice then you must be pretty fucking stupid.

>>25858198
at least you get to feel what a vagina feels like

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How would I know if I'm attracting someone? I'm 26 and nobody's ever been noticeably attracted or interested in me so I'm curious how it works. Is it have to do with one of those dumb made-up things like body language? Like, people are blinking sex patterns at each other so they know they're attracting and I never noticed because I'm not autistic enough?

>>25858566
it's pretty obvious, you're just too old now, its over for you

>>25858163
Its not your board, it belongs to ME!

>>25857813
"Nerdy" or type girls.

Of the last two I remember one was into romance novels and the other into anime.

>religious or innocent, straight edge, women with little to no experience with relationships
>crazy women (ie. mentally ill, hearing voices type of shit)
>black women
>fat chicks

There's more. I don't really attract a certain type, it's kinda all over the place. I dress well and am intelligent enough to portray myself as a well put together guy, except I'm a total unreliable fuck up who does drugs and can't function in any sort of romantic relationship. I tend to lead women on and break their hearts because I get bored once I know they want me

>>25858089
>She makes eye contact
SHE WANTS TO FUCK

>She smiles politely
SHE WANTS TO FUCK

>She stands near you
SHE WANTS TO FUCK

>She laughs to be polite
SHE WANTS TO FUCK

In case you haven't figured it out yet literally NONE of those things indicate attraction, it's all just super basic manners and being a friendly polite person instead of a rude dick. Stop mistaking this for attraction you faggot.

Fucked up girls. The kind that Kill your dog, unload your guns and hide them, Steal your Xbox and FUCKING DISAPPEAR SO YOU CANT FIND HER AND THE FUCKING COP'S WONT DO SHIT leaving you a shut in with trust issues.

>>25858757
I'm laughing at this post and there's not a thing you can do about it.

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Black girls, fatties, ugly asians, and qt latinas.

But all I want is a qt white girl.

>>25858089

>You catch her looking at you and she smiles or blushes then looks away.

real life isnt anime anon

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Tried dating sights. Nothing but land whales

Girls who are on very good terms with their fathers seems to be the only common characteristic, basically the opposite of daddy issues.

I don't know why

>>25858586
If it was obvious I wouldn't have asked, dummy.

Another question for normalslimes ITT then, why would you ever want anything to do with a woman out of curiosity? Just following dumb instinct? I honestly can't think of any reason to willingly interact or even like... be in the same building with them.

Introverts / good type desu

None that ever fucking text back

>>25858566

26 bro here, too.

>>25858586

Is pretty much correct. Women our age are a special kind of fucked. 90% of them are single moms wondering why no one wants to be with them anymore. The older ones are all crazy with a 60% chance being a single mom, and the younger ones don't want us because they're too busy posting on social media about how independently special they are.

We missed the boat. Time to just float out with the tide.

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>>25858814
>someone who admittedly doesn't interact with women determining that they're all horrid creatures not worth interacting with
wew lad

>>25858811
Anon trust me I know just the type and I can tell you that it's only because you're an EXTREMELY boring and vanilla person with NO chance for anything new or exciting to ever happen.

Basically you're a prop to take part in her safe, comfortable, normal boring ass worthless life that she's always dreamed of.

Black ones, for whatever reason.

Chubby quirky girls.

I like skinny quirky girls :(

>>25858217
Shit I'd love a religious and flat chested qt, sucks if they're really that dumb though.

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I just became attached to my car after a bit. Cause at least when some Chad comes along with more money than I have MY CAR DOESN'T FUCKING RUN AWAY WITH HIM

>>25858858
Why is life so cruel...?

>>25858905
Yeah, I'm apathetic as fuck and the only person I can entertain is my beat friend and myself.

Is this a good or bad thing, though? Living a calm life doesn't sound too bad for me.

>>25858973
>beat friend
*best friend

Thanks, Google.

>>25858676
Where did you meet these innocent and straight edge girls?

>>25858872
>implying

I'm an adult with a full time job anon. I deal with hundreds of women every day. I don't want to but they have rights and they're allowed to leave the house unfortunately. Most of the time when they do it's just to fuck everybody's day up that they meet, which is why I'm confused.

>>25857813
Gay men.

OCD histrionic 9/10 girls with 4.0 GPAs and destroyed nostrils from a coke habit. Also feminist

>>25857813
I usually always attract the gamer/quiet type. because i'm quiet and would always have my ds with me

>>25858566
nah dude you might just actually be diagnosably autistic
if you cant read body language that's a sign of asperger's, I heard from a childhood psychologist

but like, don't feel bad. Just take other people's word for it, and when people lie to you (cus robots are always 100% about this) just stop associating with the people who lie to you.

/adv/ :)

>>25859072
Oh, also republican christian girls who really like BDSM and alcohol. And cocaine

chubby dark haired wannabes
i'm a psychopath so it never ends well

>>25859004
Everywhere. A good bit at University, believe it or not. They're more desperate than you'd think for a relationship, albeit a boring one at that. Getting laid takes some effort with them. I managed to convince a die hard Mormon to fuck me once, so it's not impossible

quiet and somewhat lonely indian/south asian girls who are too traditional/introverted for university life.

im an canadian born indian male in university

>>25857813
The type of girls that are your mom

>>25859067
Dude, literally everyone who meets me thinks I'm gay. I have a slight lisp, and an actually decent sense of style, so gay. And gay men are the sluttiest people I've ever met.

I'm genuinely curious how it feels to have a woman be attracted to you.
It's never happened to me, and I doubt it ever will.
Can someone explain how it feels?

And why do you guys think you belong on r9k if there are women out there who want you?

>>25858387
>tfw black
>6'3"
>not even the single moms or "I only date black guys" sluts will even look at me
Kill me pls

>>25859184
Wannabes as in they want to have dark hair, or they want to be psychopaths?

>>25859194
I don't want sex, I just want that type of girl to slowly build a relationship and spend time together with. I would never press her for sex if she is a virgin herself.

>>25859218
Do you remember to put the poo in the loo?

>>25859230
>And gay men are the sluttiest people I've ever met.
Please stop propagating this harmful stereotype.

>>25857850
Same desu
I'm too autistic to talk to any of them, though

>>25857813
None.
I'm invisible to most people beside fucking assholes that deserve my punch in the fucking face.

The overtly sentimental type.

Makes no sense since I'm very likely an alexithymic

The kind of girls that find Cumberbatch attractive.

>>25859292
Extraterrestrial grills?
How that pussayyyyyy feel?

If you attract any then you aren't a robot.

>>25858387
hiya senpai

>>25859272
Then just put some effort into making your appearance that of some faggot who spends his Sundays at church. Don't curse around them, don't smoke, shit like that. As long as they think "he's cute and I can bring him home to dad" you'll be fine.

You should know that super religious girls who finally break away from their ideologies tend to fuck around a lot and go all out on other guy's dicks.

When I was younger, fat girls with pretty friends

Now, I only attract crows

Normal girls who want something "different".

>>25859341
This.
I'm OK with reddit and normalfags coming here and lurking, screencapping and other shit, but I can't fucking stand when they think they're robots while they have a gf/wife, friends, career, etc.
Just fuck off.
Treat us like a zoo and just watch our autism and shitposting, but don't try to get involved, you just ruin the ecosystem

>>25859392
>Treat us like a zoo and just watch our autism and shitposting, but don't try to get involved, you just ruin the ecosystem

I love this

>>25859349
Well I wasn't asking about religious ones, I'm way too scared they will turn into sluts. Other than that I'm pretty much the bring home to dad kind of guy. Parents and old people love me. I'd really love to find a good girl even if she's boring because I can help her with that.

Teenage white girls looking for interracial threesomes
P

>>25858680
I never said any of that, you retard. Quit misquoting me.

WUZ UP, FELLOW ROBOTZ XD
THOSE WOMEN, I TELL YA
I JUST CAME BACK FROM A WEEKEND OF CLUBBING AND SEX AND DRUGS, BUT I FEEL THOSE ROBOT FEELS.

THEM CRAZY RICH WHITE BITCHES AND BIG BOOTY BLACK GIRLS ARE ALWAYS SO ATTRACTED TO ME

REEEEE, I'M JUST A ROBOT XD
BLOXLOLOLOL

>>25859410
You'll be fine then, anon.

Hispanic girls with glasses

>>25858969

Who knows?

If you're capable of it, find your own enjoyment and maybe you'll get lucky and find someone else, too. Me? I'm too far lost to depression to ever find happiness. I only hope that other people can avoid the same.

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Black girls.
Insecure sorority freshmen.
Sluts.

Literal 10/10 14-17 y/o qts

But I'm too much of a moral fag to fug.
who am I kidding, I'm not too moral for it, I just get panic attacks thinking about if anyone ever found out that I'm the creepy guy in his mid-20s who fucks underage girls

>>25859441
You literally said all of that. Stop breathing.

>>25857813
Tiny ones
Emo ones

Always and forever, and im fine with that.

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>>25857813
>implying that I attract girls
top kek hahaahahahhahhahahaahhah
>it hurts to live

>>25859593
You literally rephrased what I typed and (pathetically)tried to make it seem like you had a point.

I know you're bored, but that was some shitty bait. Just end yourself, my man.

>>25859568
Fuck 16+.
It's legal

>>25858089
What about if she strokes your face and hair and sideburns?

What about if she plays with your zipper and says, "you're sexy"?

I think when girls talk to me I become genuinely autistic. Or else I have such a low opinion of myself that nothing a girl could do short of holding me down, grabbing my dick and sticking it inside her could ever indicate attraction to me.

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40+

In other words no healthy procreation for me

Here's what I have to look forward to in a woman
>Loose pussy
>Sagging tits
>Wrinkles
>Grey hair
>Cellulite
>Pack-a-day voice
>Alarming propensity to become obese at the drop of a hat
>Potatofied offspring
>Old people smell (Think mothballs and spray starch)
>Dry pussy
>Liverspots
>Literally 10 years of remote sexual viability if I'm lucky
>Walking around in public with her with everyone knowing this is the best I can do
>Running into the last 1,000 men she fucked

>>25859745
Sure, I can't be thrown in prison for it, but it still fucking looks bad to any normie. I don't fit in with people enough without them thinking I'm some kind of creepy pedophile who would fuck teens because he can't get someone his own age. I mean, I would, and I can't, but I don't want people to know that.

GURRRRRL GAMERS

Hispanic and black women.

>>25857813
5'2 whitewashed ambiguous Hispanic/Latino girls and ultra faggy twinks. It doesn't help that I'm in Bay Area, but I'd like someone closer to 6 feet than 5 t b h.

You know how every group of girls at the bar has their one fat friend that they take along with them? She's usually loud and obnoxious and basic as fuck. I'm the guy that the fat friend aggressively flirts with because I'm too polite to show disinterest. Then, when I don't take her home at the end of the night, everyone assumes I'm just gay.

Hell is normies.

>>25859595
why do you love me

>>25857942
Now that I think about it, aside from the 10-16 year old girls that always dig me (I luv um too), the only 18+ girls I ever had were all some kinda fucked up. They were pretty yea, but all undeniably had issues.

>>25859962
Post pic and i might

6-8.5/10 White girls, the occasional MILF, the occasional 60 year old woman, even more occasional black woman.

I don't know how, had four qt girls gasp at me and one of them serve me once at a donut place. It was like an anime.

where do you faggots go that you see grils and grils see you

where

non existent

very original post

>>25860051
This board is full of normalfags that have friends, jobs, careers, family, etc.
No robot has ever had a woman be attracted to him.

Fembots, roasties

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I managed to attract a girl who was into virgins once in highschool. Shame it'll never happen again

NONE NIGGA

>>25860081
i have a job and some other things, fully ready to make the final plunge into normalfag but i just do not know how

>>25860109
Leave this board.
We don't want you here and you don't belong here.
Or just kill yourself

>>25860136
hello frogposter

>>25860136
Why don't you fuck off to wizardchan, loser?

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>>25857813
>r9k
>attracting girls
You are sadly mistaken op

>>25860154
>>25860157
Been here since before this board was even a thing.
Have never posted a frog.
Why should I leave?
You faggots invaded our home because leddit led you here.
Just fuck off and let us be miserable

>calling a robot a loser
Boy, you sure got me

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>>25857813
>attracting girls
would you like some fucking bread with your fucking normal soup?
hey its getting abnormally cold outside why dont you wear your normal fucking coat with your normal fucking gloves and your normal fucking scarf for your normal fucking date
oh boy youre normally late for your normal job better go to sleep at a normal time to normally get a step ahead of the normal competition for the normal fucking grind YOU FUCKING NORMAL HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FUCKING TOAST NORMAL OR NORMIE FUCKING LEAVE!?!?!?!!!!?!

>>25860226
There is a spectrum on which robots exist. Their lives don't have to be an exact mirror of your pathetic one in order for them to be robots.

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>>25860226
listen here nigger, robot was always debilitating discomfort in social situations and thats ALL. hopelessly desperate and thirsty is, and always will be, faggot

YOU ruined MY board

Do girls on omegle count?

>>25860287
Yes, why wouldn't they?

>>25860309
Then I attract those girls, but I really only do it because I probably look really good stacked up next to a thousand guys who want them to show tits or already have their dick out when they meet them.

Well, I can't ask for more than I have myself. So I just like blue eyed, blonde haired girls with a nice ass. Mostly girls have ok faces, so I don't really mind it. As a true aryan who lifts everyday, I believe it's a fair trade.

>>25857956
6'1 here. Recently I looked at a girl on the bus and she put her hood up. Can't help but laugh.

>>25860371
I thought it's a thread about what girls you like... well, my post is still correct. I do attract that kind of girls. Yeah...

Petites and kinda innocent

>>25857813
I have never attracted any kind of attention from a girl that's perfectly sane. They are invariably massive attention-whores in some way or another and more often that not prescribed some kind of medication.

Crazy liberal nerds

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>>25857813

This is a picture of me and my ex. The girls I attract usually very with physical appearance but all have one thing in common.

All of the girls have rampant daddy issues, problems with emotional stability, and fits of physical violence. She's actually thrown bottles at my face, slapped me while driving ( because I liked another girls pic on FB) and torn my shirts open in some kind of primal anger.

Literally, all of my ex's have had some kind of co-dependecy issues or sociopathic tendencies.

What the fuck is going on.

>>25857813
Girls who are willing into brooding guys, so peaceful ones

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>tfw it's strictly business when you talk to girls, they
>tfw not a businessman

>>25860562
degeneracy incarnate to be quite frank

MY gf is chinese but was adopted by a white single mother when she was a baby.

She's kinda crazy but sex is good so whatever.

>>25857923
>Too smart
>Nothing to talk about
If you're so smart then why don't you just come up with something to talk about?

>>25860562
you are fucking nasty

>>25857813
Maniacs because you'd have to be insane to like me.

>>25860750

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>>25860562
I've had your problem, almost all the girls I've dated had issues like that.

I've also noticed that black women are attracted to me, not a little, a lot.

I have a very older looking face for my age, I look to be in my 30's when I'm only in my mid 20's. I think that's how I ended up with a lot of these crazy women, they wanted someone who could bitch slap them and put them in there place, and I really wasn't that type of person, now I am... Not sure if that's good or not, but I don't really have a whole lot of patients with women anymore, not like I use to. I now avoid a bunch of queues that before I would have over looked.

>Piercings
>Dyed hair
>Likes to wear anything with a leopard pattern
>Dad wasn't around and mom is best friend
>Has kids
>Listens to any urban music
>Dates mostly outside her race (I'm not white, btw, this is just something I noticed.)

Oh, and the best way to figure out how a girl is, look at her friends. Are they dumb sluts? Well, she is too, buddy.

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All sorts of women but I never go for it. I never take my chance. I also hate myself and I'm crazy. I will never be a comfy robot again guys. Just some fucking psychopath that will get stabbed before even getting laid. I wish I could give some of these opportunities to you guys. I would if I could.

>>25860889

Yeah she was 26 and I was 20 or 21 in that picture, I've also gotten attention from older women and black women (I am also half black) but I can also relate that no, I am not the type of guy to "put a girl in her place" I think it's either the emotional stability or objective stability that these girls are drawn to, I can also assume that you're more of a level headed, rational, slow to stir person as well?

Also yeah, first red flag..
>She literally did not have a single friend, she only hung out with me
>All of the people she hung out with were her brothers friends at our house or my friends

>>25860562
cheaters,
abusive,
inmature,

Nothing I could actually start a long lasting relationship with, and they usually lost interest in me really fast.

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usually girls with a loooooooooot of issues, picture is relevant

the cute and small ones

/r9k/ is officially a board for attention whoring norms.
robots need to migrate.

>this whole thread

jesus fucking christ

>>25862374
>>25862459
Where'd all my real robots go?
8ch?
Wizchan?
This place is done

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>>25862474
some probably migrated, but i feel the biggest culprit is the sheer increase of normies in the last few years. robots have become diluted. it's like it's become a board for /soc/ faggots to air out their grievances when they're feeling sad or whatever

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>>25862374
>>25862459
>>25862474
You would have thought the normies would have left once they realized there are killers hidden among us robots. But it seems that shooting brought more normies.

>>25862619
So what do we do?
Start a charity?
Build an orphanage?
Save some kittens?
Maybe if we become boring af, they'll lose the whole "omg killers hang out here!11!1!" bullshit and leave us alone

>>25857813
Alcoholic/druggy white girls with violent mood swings.

>>25862374
>/r9k/ is officially a board for attention whoring norms.
>robots need to migrate.
no place to go anymore i guess it's time to die

>>25857813
A slightly chubby blonde type. I actually like those but some fucking way I always manage to fuck it all up.

Fat girls and Nerds

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weeby antisocial kind or normie landwhale kind

Damaged ones

>>25862619
>But it seems that shooting brought more normies.

when i was a child and first saw videos of crocodiles doing death rolls on nature shows, i wanted nothing more than to see them in a zoo.

they leer and lurk, curious as to /r9k/'s nature and it's inhabitants, hoping to see the next "some of you guys are alright" thread. they're nothing more than tourists deriving enjoyment from our malaise

>>25862720
same here. my semi-gf (we get back together and break up etc) wants me to join her in suicide.

>>25862730
Since when is being a whiny little beta bitch who complains but never does anything to change a "malaise"?

get over yourselves, assholes.

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>>25858089
>tfw this one girl from my classess starts to get progressively closer to me over the course
>always sits relatively close to me
>sometimes even comes up with lame excuses to sit right by me
>sometimes laughs at my jokes although they're pretty golden so not much surprise here
but
>she only says hello to me before one type of class
>she never initiates conversations with me outside the class
>never added me on facebook or anything

Can anyone explain this to me? I think she's not introverted since she's got a pretty loud personality when she's around her friends. Probably not autism on her side since she seems to talk with other guys easily (all already having gfs), although she doesn't stick by any particular one of them.

>>25862619
don't think that because robots can convince stacies to suck&fuck them, that we are't robots like you.

the day is still coming.

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>>25862771
and as usual, without provocation, normans dip their pen in bile to kick us when we're still down. witness the venom in those words. feel the force used to restrain one's arms and play "stop hitting yourself" but with ostracization and becoming an outcast

suck shit through a screen, normie

>>25862892
You're such a victim omg ;-;

>>25859231
To me it feels kinda flattering but mostly uncomfortable. I just know I'm gonna fuck it up. Physical closeness with another person is really nice though, girls are soft and warm.

And desu I'm on here and I'm not really sure where "here" is. I was reading r9kElsa is Suffering and kinda wandered over.

>>25862892
Stop responding to them and giving them attention.

They act out because it gets them replies. Akin to the typical toddler throwing a tantrum. You ignore it. You don't reward it.

>>25857936
Vyro post face you're a cutie

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none

originaru commento

Cyborg here, I can usually hide my power level long enough to seem normal in social situations. I find that higher energy, stoner or counter culture chicks gravitate towards me. I usually don't pick up on the signals quick enough though so still got that V-card

>>25863128
>cyborg
>>teehee I'm not like other normies X3
Fuck off

>>25862913
>warm and soft
>I will never experience this.
Turning 36 in April. Probably just gonna end it.

You seem cool and all, but please don't post unless you're an actual robot

>>25862776
Anyone?

originalbloxx

>>25858803
Are you white?

Le original

>>25857813
Invisible canadian girls.

>>25857901
It actually can't be worse.

>>25858858
Just fuck someone younger retard.

Being a manlet I've literally only attracted 14 year olds and for some reason 50 year-old s

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>>25858089

>my oneitis did all of those
>I lost all contact with her

Brb senpai

>>25859072
Where u live? Salt Lake City?

Fat girls. I`m just being friendly/polite and they think that i want to sex them. Fuck.

bitter cynical females (genreally type as intj/intp) with a really shitty childhood, physical and sexual abuse, with some present mental health issues though much improved from the past.
also fondness/worked on farms and with animals
fond of art/drawing especially animals (one was a furry artist for a period but not for years) other drew dogs and other animals but not anthropomorphized but often with her blood

weird similarities, 2 girls who i've communicated well with and have had strong feelings for me.

13-16 year olds.

Apparently I look younger than I am so I have highschool students attracted to me.

>tfw 2 girls have liked me and i could've had a relationship if they weren't 13/15

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I'm not really even sure I do attract anyone, since I wouldn't notice even if it was happening.

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>>25857813
Cute and thick brown women

Opinionated/bitchy/rude girls with large breasts and dark hair.

Mostly. Some of them have had medium sized breasts. I don't think I've ever really attracted a girl with small breasts (which is probably why I have a thing for them, even though big boobs are great fun to play with and hold during sex).

>>25858213
so only homos are allow here

>>25862776
Get her number and if she won't hang with you then she just uses you for laughs

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Since you all have to click that you aren't robots to finish capcha, the entirety of R9K is false... And you are all normies.

I'm a short red haired white guy who is into outdoorsy stuff. For some reason white girls with dreads flock to me

Don't fucking know why

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>>25864091
if you think so you must be right