so i was at walmart today and they actually sell guns. i was standing there, feeling some kind of relief after looking at the guns and their prices. I can end this horrible life of mine for ~$200...this is indeed a good country.
Back in Roman times it was the policy in certain provinces that any citizen could petition a Judge for suicide and the state would provide all the necessary materials (usually hemlock) free of charge.
The only ones who were denied this service were people the state had an economic incentive to keep alive (Soldiers and Slaves mostly).
The biggest reason suicide is frowned upon so greatly today is the conception of suicide as "Self Murder" and a mortal sin against the christian God that arouse in like the 15th century. Before that suicide was often a matter of honor.
Don't get any crazy ideas.
Yes because he has just commited a straw purchase and that is a felony
When you buy a gun you fill out a form that the gun shop keeps for like 20 years that says you bought the gun for yourself and you're not a criminal
If you are caught lying on that then you commited a felony and are now fucked forever
If you rent a gun at a gunshop to shoot at their range they don't make you pay for bullets/renting the gun till after so free way of suicide and leaving money to people. Hate to be the guy to recommend suicide options but I'm doing the same soon so it"s whatever.
Brit here. Given the absurd ease of gun ownership in the colonies, I assume bulletproof vests are also everywhere. As everyone and their mother is packing heat, why aren't you also protecting yourselves?
What does the background check entail? How long does it take? Would I be able to just submit an application and pass it within a week? Also, does being out of state disqualify me? Thanks anon
Free and includes a fast "painfree" way.
But you would have to do it in front of other people that went to a gun range to have fun.
I could imagine like a man taking his daughter to shoot for her first time then that anon going in and blowing his brains out in front of her. Kind of fucked up but hey, if you're dead what really matters.
>If you rent a gun at a gunshop to shoot at their range they don't make you pay for bullets/renting the gun till after
Uh, no. How would this work exactly? They just keep bringing you bullets until you're done? I've never seen a setup like this.
That said, it's usually not expensive to rent a gun. My range charges $10 for an all-day rental per gun. Almost always, if you rent a range's gun they make you buy the bullets they sell there, which are 50+% more expensive than retail.
But don't go use someone else's gun to kill yourself you little shits. If you kill yourself at a range:
>range gets shut down
>huge police investigation
>business owner has his reputation permanently scarred
>definitely will never see the gun you used again
>will see a huge drop in patrons, and won't be able to open for months afterwards
>owner will be traumatised
>everyone who was at the range will be traumatised
It's a real asshole thing to do. If you're the type of person who thinks "oh it doesn't matter, I'll be dead" then go for it. But you're still a dick and there are better ways to go out