I've never felt the touch of a woman. I'm considering

Just get a hooker you knob

>>25857769
But this is legal, less expensive, and the girls are cuter and less skanky.

>>25857744
>hiring a hooker that believes is not a hooker

you should go to /r/4chan instead of being here altogether

op is like

>"finally, i can buy the burando i've always wanted once i start charging these lonely robots for cuddles."

>>25857744
That's a pretty good deal. Go for it, pro.

>>25857744
What's the point if it's completely Platonic?

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>>25857921
Cheaper and cleaner than fucking a prostitute, plus even artificial affection/intimacy is enough for me.

A lot of the "workers" are pretty ugly but I found a cute one that lives nearby.

>>25857994
You can't just tell us that without posting her, OP.

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>>25858029
Here she is

>blox

>>25857744
depends on your understanding of touch. I mean I get paying for sex but paying for anything like kissing or cuddling sounds depressing. strip clubs are also stupid.
anyway if I ever become this lonely, my plan is to try free hugs shit.

$120 is "cheap" apparently.

jfc.

>>25858193
Cheaper than a prostitute.

>>25857744
can you at least feel them up?
if not where are you allowed to put your hands to cuddle?

don't do this
just buy a hooker

>>25858245
You can put your hands on their tits but nothing sexual so no squeezing, nipple rubbing, etc.

>>25858200

can u stop pretending to be a guy now, you're obviously an entrepreneurial female trying to make a dollar.

>>25858273

JFC, my beta orbiting has set precedent for more Staceys to milk cash from their betas.

i bet my Stacey or w/e is bragging about how she had me so fully in her web i was literally paying her for naps, and now other girls wanna try this out too.

>>25858290
I'm a pretty shitty entrepreneur then because I haven't even said the name of the service.

>>25858087
Shitskin.

No thanks.

Get a hooker or setup an okcupid like the rest of us.

>>25858313

just stop, save that for your actual betas who will eat up every word.

save that for reddit. lel good luck posting on backpage and craigslist as a pro cuddler.

Go for it, yolo, right? Think of it like taking a shower, just fulfilling a need, be it hygiene or physical touch.

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>>25858340
>setup an okcupid
If I was attractive enough for online dating I wouldn't be resorting to paying for fucking physical contact

>>25858357
>>25858364

just stop pretending to be a male robot kthxbye.

lmao

i wouldn't even pay the Stacey that lurks here for cuddles. you would have to be someone ridiculously adorable to have people pay you for cuddles.

i would however buy that Stacey a nice and yummy dinner for 2.

>>25857744

shit nigga for $120 you can buy sex with a decent-looking slut

why would you let some SJW jew you out of your money

>>25858273
what if you can't get a erection, would they let you

I would do it. That way, having experienced firsthand something that you will never have, your feelings of loneliness will be all the more visceral.

>>25857797
>legal

okay bonus

>less expensive

good bonus

>cuter

maximum bonus

>less skanky

absolute bonus

>>25858475
I imagine it's a case by case basis

>>25858508

for someone claiming to be a male KHV you sure do know a lot about the business.

no hate here, only support.

DONT GIVE A WOMAN YOUR MONEY UNELSS ITS FOR FUCKING THEM

fucking betas, i wish elliot rodger had gone after you

>>25858535
I'm literally just looking at the website

dude this would be way better than a hooker

hookers are ugly as fuck, worn out, boring, and shit at sex

this sounds way better senpai

>>25858546

AWW come on. i giggled

robots! the females of r9k are after our hired gf points, no longer are they satisfied with just our memes and feelposting.

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>>25858508
I mean if I'm paying 120 fuckin dollars, I want to get my money's worth. It is an important aspect of intimacy after all and if it's non-sexual it ought to be a part of their service

>>25858602

you'll get an old fashioned if you're a good boy.

Do it if you want to, OP. If money isn't an issue, do what makes you happy.