Not exactly, but I am lactose intolerant so I can relate.
Carry generic Lactaid everywhere I go and buy singles/portable packs of Pepto-bismol when I forget.
Avoid all milk and cheese when I'm out, along with anything else that might be slightly laxative (such as coconut water/milk) I haven't had any accidents or near accidents in a long while *knocks on wood*
Gotta watch what I eat; some foods tend to make it flare up, even though I don't have as serious a case as some people with Crohn's/Colitis do. Avoid excessive fiber. I exercise a lot.
I don't drink soda and drink a lot of water. No milk period, although I can do milk products (cheese, yogurt.) I've also gotten good at clenching and holding that shit in if I have a little while before I can get to a toilet. I also take medication that suppresses it.
fuck this gay earh, normies take a dump in 30s and it so clean that you can put your pants on.
Every fucking time I have to take a dump I have this kind of shit that is not solid and not a diarrhea, its like a glue I am not able to clean my ass without shower.
Every day when I have to go out for longer time is a tragedy.
Its comedy gold. How such simple thing like defecation that normies barely notice in their morning toilet can fuck up your life to the point that you do not want to go outside any longer and a 10h long bicycle trip is impossible.
People who are blessed to take a dump in 30s with a big strong turd and with feeling of emptiness and anus happly gaping afterwards will never understand.
i take immodium regularly, or opiates. technically immodium actually is an opiate though it doesn't get you high. lots of heroin users are frustrated that they get constipated when using, but for me it just makes me poop normal.
>>25857442 I just deal with it. i'm lucky enough to were I don't get any blockages. I work outside so either I go shit in the portapotty, the woods, or a dumpster. I always have paper towel in my cooler for that reason.
>>25858006 The anxiety and stress probably isn't helping reduce the likelihood of flare-ups, anon.
>inb4 reeee normie advice
Getting out, exercising, feeling the sun and breathing the fresh air could very well help, even if you're just walking around the block. That doubly helps by getting you out of the house, and not far from where you can just run home in a pinch for turboshits.
>>25858102 you're right the stress actually makes it way worse and more likely
i don't have a problem with leaving the house to go somewhere and do something right then but say i have plans to do something i will keep worrying till that day and then on the day my stomach will go. i fucking hate it. i lost my job because i couldn't take the stress and pain
As a kid I was scouted to be in commercials. First one was I was supposed to do was for Mcdonalds. My parents didnt have the money to/couldnt take the day off to take me to the shoot so they declined. I could have had the chance to make it as an actor. Lots of famous actors started off with Mcdonald commercials.
>>25858006 In most cases it is stress related. Small doses of stress works like motivation, but if there is too much stress over long period of time its becoma chronic stress. Your body, your intestines are in constant tension, it fuck ups with bowel movement and food is not digested properly and that lead to shitty stool and alot of farts.
Most of people on /r9k/ had shitty childhoo, were bullied or they have some kind of mental illnes which leads to stress
>>25857442 I try not to eat things that set me off. I used to get awful cramps and I'd have to take dicyclomine to stop them but that's only happened once in the past few months.
As far as day to day life goes, my shits aren't always painful (maybe a few times a month I'll be screaming) but half time they're messy as fuck and it's like trying to scrape peanut butter out of a shag carpet. The other half they come out clean I don't even bother wiping because my ass is too hairy to even clean. If it's messy, I'll wipe until it feels futile or I draw blood, whichever comes first.
>>25858351 i used to take it about every single day in the mornings, then more as needed. it depended somewhat on what i planned on eating. i cut alcohol out of my diet because i was drinking way too much, now my ibs is much more manageable, turns out the alcohol was making it way worse. i just do heroin now, lol. when i do h i dont take the immodium because if i do both ill become constipated.
i have a couple bad days, and then its tolerable to not even noticeable
but it can suck big ass
>try to sleep after another long night of shitposting on r9k >like 5 am >try to sleep >feel a dump sitting in my ass >cant sleep >try to shit >cant shit >fucking squat on top of my toilet seat >finger my asshole >still wont come >have to stay up for another hour >playing oblivion >ass is about to explode >barely make it to the shitter in time >hot spicy fiery diarrhea jets out my ass from the nachos the night before >squat on the toilet for like 20 minutes >15 minute cleanup >finally can sleep
>feel ok for most the night >morning breaks >people start getting up for work and school >get that diarrhea feeling >suddenly need to use the bathroom >mom is in there getting ready for work >go back to my room >try lying in all sort of positions to make the shit go back inside >cramps just get worse >literally banging on the bathroom door >demand that she hurry up >shit is filling the area between my asshole and underwear >she finally comes out >rush in there and unleash the kraken >shit mixed with farts ripple my asshole causing pain >go back to my room >10 minutes later rinse and repeat for a few hours
Don't have IBS but I only poop once or twice a week and I've never pooped in a public place and whenever I poop, I run the shower and take all my clothes off and put them under the door so nobody can look under the door and see me
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