Nin hao, wagecucks! What am I up to you ask? Just investing some of my leisure time in Harvard University's Open Learning Initiative, where I can learn everything from East Asian Languages and Ancient History to Abstract Algerbra to Masterpieces of World Literature to... oh, sorry my corporation cuckolded friend, forgot you're on the clock and aren't allowed the luxury of personal growth and self-improvement. So I'll stop here, Mr. Shekelstein NEEDS that new lake house, so you better be a good little wagie and make the customers happy!
Hi wagecucks, just here to remind you that neets are happier because we value our time over money
Here we have a classic case of what Harvard University's Open Learning Initiative's lecture on psychology characterizes as "cognitive dissonance." The wageslave recognizes on a subconscious level he's sold himself to be used for the benefit of his owners (AKA "bosses," "customers," and "clients"), but has powerful negative emotions at the thought of the domination others have over his lie. Thus, he creates a story where he actually ENJOYS being a slave, resolving the psychological conflict by convincing himself he never wanted freedom to begin with! Truly remarkable what the human mind is capable of.
Sup NEET losers, how does it feel having to pay for the cheapest tendies with the government's tiny scraps? I get steak whenever I want it and I don't get to be a burden on my parents because of all the dosh I earn.
Enjoy never living the high life that money provides, neetcucks.
By studying social sciences and influence the NEET eliminates the need to make his own money.
As a guest of a wealthy Chinese businessman, the NEET met and charmed online, he is able to enjoy an all expenses paid trip to China, with access to places that no amount of money can buy; the real China is off limits to the wagecuck tourist.