Skelly Feels

Eat food you dumbfucks. Jesus Christ.

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Your nipples look like milk duds

>Everyone thinks your mom neglects you and doesn't feed you
>You know it isnt true and your mom basically spends more because you eat a lot
>That feel when you will never be a fat huge Samoan in your life

JUST

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>>25856649

28/34 here

My friend keeps telling me I have Marfan syndrome.

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>>25856649

IKTF

I eat and eat and I don't gain which sucks because I spend 2 hours lifting every day

eternal skelly

Where do you anons live? I find that cold places make you lose more weight because of the energy being used to regulate your body temp

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32 inch waist master race reporting in. Feels good tbqh m

>>25856649
Mhm, muh 28 1/2, but have to buy 29, still too big.
6'4 125 pounds.
Eat like a bison but still thin af, barely put on weight.
People say I should eat more, but I eat quite enough already, makes me mad when they say it.

>>25856708
You are the textbook definition of chad
Why are you here

>>25856772
Eat more senpai.

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>tfw snugly fit in 36s
I would be hard to eliminate from the Royal Rumble, easily top 7 or 8

>>25856784
Lol. Chad doesn't wear size small senpai.

Do super fatties rock elastic waist jeans?

>>25856772
You probably eat like 1 hamburger a week and tell everyone you pig out all the time.

>>25856828
I would but it's hard to hide in public since the rest of the pants warp with the waist.

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I'm 5'7 and weigh 150 lbs, im a fucking fatass
>Op complains about not fitting in 28/30 jeans
>I snuggly fit in 28/30
Something doesnt make sense op

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Why don't skellys just get fat pig gf and balance each other out?

>>25856895
You attention whore senpai.

>>25856784

I might have the face of a 30 y/o male model but I have the body of a 14 year old boy.

>>25856895

I'm 5'8 168 lbs and not a fatass. What are you doing wrong?

>>25856946
you look short too senpai

>>25857073

six foot tall breh

>>25857073

5'6" 115 lbs
or
170cm 52kg

am i skellyking?

>>25857166

You aren't me >>25856708 ding dong.

What kind of man weighs a buck fifteen? Smh.

>6ft
>135 lbs
I eat 5 full meals a day I spend so much money on food and nothing happens wtf is wrong

>>25856899
Unfortunately, it doesnt work like that. She is just going to get fatter and fatter while her skellington bf stays the same weight.

>>25857304
How many calories are you actually eating a day? Beeeeeeee honest.

>>25857304
Half a banana and a slice of toast isn't a full meal senpai

What the fuck is wrong with skells? Are they lethargic or something? How hard is it to eat a propper amount? I don't get it.

>>25857304
The only time i was ever able to put on weight was diet + muscle training for bulking.

I cannot just put on fat for some reason.

Most i've ever weighed from just eating was 57kgs.

I started diet + exercise and i hit 60kg in 3 weeks from 50-53kgs.

Skellyz why no take steroids?

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>>25856649
5'1 - 92lbs here.
Skelly boys are best boys. Keep up the good work, qts.

>>25857539

my dick already hangs lower than my balls.

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Who here love being skinny? Fuck OP the dumb nigger.

The only bad thing about it is the only people who are interested in my body and literally stare me down to where their mother needs to tell them to stop staring because it's rude is 13 year old girls, happened quite a few times at the pool.

6ft @ 73kg.

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>>25857672
>5'1

how do you live with yourself? literal asian girl height.

>>25857743
post more lewds t b h

>>25857743
Hiya there Chad

>>25857743
The best body type.
I think the only reason that you don't find women my age (college-age) staring as well is because we're old enough to know it'd be rude.

>>25857819

Chad attracts all girls of all ages, not 13 year olds. Familia.

>>25856747
Why are you sunburned eggo

>>25856649
>tfw no fat belly gf
I used to not want to do it because we'd look so weird in public, but now I just don't give a fuck
I WANT A FAT BELLY GF NOW

>>25857743
you are literally a Greek fucking statue. no homo

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>>25857832
>staring as well is because we're old enough to know it'd be rude

Why do they stare at ripped chad then?

>>25856895
OP here. 5'6" (actually 5'5") 119lbs. I haven't gone over 120lbs since I was like 15. Probably going to college in a few months. I really don't wanna be so hungryskelly around college Chads.

>>25857743
What are you gonna do when a Chad slaps your gf's ass being skelly?

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>>25857897
I don't have any female friends (or male friends, for that matter) so I try to speak from a female perspective,
But I guess that's useless because the reason other females don't like me is because I don't have a typical female perspective.
In middle school the one small group of female friends that I had insisted I must be a lesbian when I was talking about what I like in boys.

>>25857964
Kick him in the balls like a pussy

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>>25857964
I did do boxing for a few years. But since chads minimal height is 6ft4 and he's shredded as fuck I'd probably throw a bottle of wine at his skull and fracture it.

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I'm legitimately emaciated

My arms are so skinny theyre almost scary

>>25858019
I've got the same body type as you anon

camping out in this thread because skelly boys are my fetish

>>25858039
it's pretty godawful isnt it?

i'm pretty sure i have low testosterone. sure i have never lifted weight but i still think so

do you anons shop in the boy's dept?

>>25858061
I'd be your skelly bf

>>25858061
Please b a girl
originalifier

>>25858092
don't play with my heart like this ;-;

>>25858061

r8 the skellys itt

>>25858066
The only issue I have is getting full too quickly to gain weight ;-;

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>>25857975
>tfw when this will never happen to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuiaLowDNE4

>>25858109
I'm not post skype/anycontact

>>25858095
m..maybe

>>25858113

from best to least best:
>>25857743 wowzers
>>25856649
>>25856708
>>25858019
>>25856805
>>25856709 2 many muscle 4 me

but all of u are perfect ;-;

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Post more lewds please.

5'9" 132lb wearing 30/30 jeans. At least I don't have a weird looking body like some skinny people. I have normalish looking proportions I think.

>>25858175
>>25858134
>shot down
Okay ;-;

what would you guys rather have, a body like a greek statue or an uncut penis?

>>25858216
Too ambivalent to care

>>25857329
It's sort of possible. I lost weight because a qt skelly told me he liked me and I didn't feel good enough for him.

>>25858374
Would you be my gf to feed :3

>>25858374
same but he just wanted me to gain the weight back..

>>25858417
>>25858374

not surprised the only people who love skellys are fat blobs.

>>25858448
yeah, what a shocker.

>>25858448
Fuck off anon
I just want a fat blob to cuddle all night long after having a delicious meal, playing vidya, and then having lots of kinky sex
Don't be mean to them ;_;

>>25858483
Anon, no one respects a bottom feeder.

>>25858505
>muh bottom feeders
I don't give a shit. I'm not going after ugly twigs I don't like for some random faggot on the internet's respect

>>25858520
u pathetic manbitch. s.mh

>>25858448
why though? why do you think its fat girl who go for skelly guys?

>>25858580
in my experience its the other way around..id love a skelly bf but they never notice me bc they're off chasing fatties

>>25858580
Because they can't get good looking fit guys so it's either the skellz or the fatz. And they're self-hating so....

>>25858597
Are you nice? I'll be your skelly bf if you're nice

>>25858398
>>25858417
Why does it feel like so many skellies are into chubby and fat chicks? Am I just imagining things here?
>same but he just wanted me to gain the weight back..
Did you gain it back? My skelly has been telling me constantly he's worried about me losing too much weight. He told me ages ago he wasn't into larger ladies as much anymore and then he started changing his mind whenever I'd send progress shots.

>>25858670
>wanting a "nice" gf
>not wanting a sarcastic gf you can both talk shit to

>>25858119

>be female
>get rekt by millions of people just for looking

wew

>>25858580
Because as someone else mentioned;
>Fat women are self hating
>They don't wan another fatty, and thus know they cant get a chiseled body so they go after a Skelly

The fat slobs saying that it's the other way around are completely delusional, though you do have desperate skelly's like the one's on this board who'd fuck and date anything. Fat people are fucking disgusting.

>>25858551
Why are you angry over someone liking the kind of girls you're not even into?

>>25858737
That sounds nice
If she's sarcastic it means she really cares :3

>tfw skelly white guy
>tfw have a pretty big thing for latina/mixed race girls
>just so happens that most of them are thick and bigger

i dont like big white girls at all, just ethnic ones

>>25858766
I actually really liked a fat guy, but he turned me down because he didn't want a fat chick.
All that happened was a dear friend on the interwebs confessed he had the feels for me and he turned out to be a skelly.

>>25858715
i didn't gain it back only because being fat felt disgusting. do whatever you feel comfortable with i guess

>>25858828
>but he turned me down because he didn't want a fat chick.

I don't blame him, who the fuck want's a fat slob who cant reach around and wipe her own ass, and stinks like garbage when she sweats. Not to mention watching your gut hit the floor in the doggy style position. Makes me feel fucking sick in my stomach.

>All that happened was a dear friend on the interwebs confessed he had the feels for me and he turned out to be a skelly.

He's using you for your holes, a desperate skelly who failed at getting anything else.

>>25858824
i'm latina and waay into skelly boys but.....not so much white boys. they're always weird about it

>>25858861
>I don't blame him, who the fuck want's a fat slob
me

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>>25856649
The chest is the worst part, I know OP, I know...

>>25858884
> they're always weird about it

what do you mean exactly? like they're weird about being with a latina? a big girl?

what about jews?

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>>25858824

I like them thick girls as well, nothing better than a big booty and a juicy pair of thighs. I've turned down a few Australian girls here because i find them absolutely trashy and disgusting in every category (Even though they are thin and white). I'll only ever date a fellow European or / mixed. Never will date a full Australian girl.

>>25858908
weird about being with a latina. in my experiece only though, i guess. not speaking for all white dudes

i have no experience with jews so idk

>>25858939
>tfw skelly white guy
>tfw all i want is a thick latina girl with big boobs and wide hips and thick thighs and a decently big butt and long dark curly hair and can cook mexican food for me and i can visit her huge family and eat her abuelita's homemade tamales at a cinco de mayo party or quincinera and get drunk and then we fuck off the calories of all the delicious food we just ate

life isnt fair bros ;_;

>>25859038

you just sound pathetic and dried my pussy right up.

>>25859060
let a nigga dream, damn.
>>25859038
keep hope alive familia

>>25859038
>>25859060
kek
Too bad anon
Maybe you should take this garbage to literotica instead

>>25858861
Good lord how big do you think I am?
You'd have to be 400 lbs to not be able to wipe your own ass, senpai.

>>25858888
Nice quads.

>>25859132
i didnt realize it was literotica saying that you want to eat mexican food

>>25859141
>Nice quads.
They demand you be my qt fat gf and give skype

>>25859141
>Good lord how big do you think I am?
>You'd have to be 400 lbs to not be able to wipe your own ass, senpai.

Doesn't matter, you are still disgusting to look at. And the other things mentioned still stand.

>>25858939
idk why they would be weird about it

as long as you have a qt slight latin accent that's all i need

>>25859038
What the fuck did I just read here

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Is this ok? 135, 5'9. Should I be getting chicks? Is it my autism or my body?

>>25859395
that's hardly skelly. i know a guy 5lb lighter than you who's 6'4

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5'5 and at 145 currently. Used to wrestle at 112 in high school. I didn't start putting on weight until I became selective with what I ate. Eliminating gluten and refined foods was a key factor in gaining anything. Perhaps you anons have some food allergen causing malabsortion. If you have loose or liquid shits continuously that's a good indicator. Also skin bumps on the upper arms. In this day and age everyone eats like shit and suffers.

>>25859425
I have a lot of acne on my upper arms, and bumps/rough patches here and there. However, I only shit probably once or twice a week and they're just normal, except really large. This is probably just an indication of eating very little, but eating fiber didn't help either.

5'5" 120lb asian with androgynous face
I havent changed weight or height in years

>>25856708
Got the same body type, except also ugly and with a beer gut. I ordered some lgd-4033 yesterday; it's a SARM, which is like a steroid but not as powerful, but without the side effects. Kind of a waste of money now that I think about it, because I know I'm not gonna stick with the exercise.

>>25859479
Start posting nudes, my man.

>>25859479
>only 2 inches taller than me
>asian
>androgynous
holy shit be my bf

>>25856649
I'm 5'4 pretty slim build and I'm 142

>>25859472
You need to eat more obviously. Shitting once a week tells me you're diet consists of a whole hot of foods your body does not agree with. I shit solid at least 2-3 times daily sometimes more. Fiber should help somewhat so long as it actually comes from food and not some supplement. The acne on the arms is also a sign of fat malabsorption.

5'10" 135 skele here

29 waist and I can still touch pinky and thumb around my wrists

been slowly climbing up towards 140 over the past year though

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>all these literal manlets as tall as asian women

life must be hard

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>>25859395
it's your autism and body

What counts as skelly

I'm 5'10 180lbs ottermode and consider myself skinny as fuck

I was a skelly until one day I started GOMAD and eating like mad even if I didn't want to. Now I'm skinnyfat and started to lift.

5'8 120. I feel okay and I do a lot of cardio and bodyweight stuff but I feel like I have the face of a cancer patient/heroin addict

>>25858888
Checked

origunall

>>25857743
hey senpai, do you know what bf% you are?

i have a similar build (6ft, 67kg) but maybe a bit more muscly and i get around 11% but i don't know whether its accurate

6' 0" 130 pounds checking in.
I actually only eat 1-2 melas per day though and usually not that much at once. Never eat breakfast and sometimes skip lunch and keep working. Have tried eating a lot before but the effects were barely noticeable if at all so I gave up. I feel, skellybros.

>>25859395
ayo, how long you stay lit for f a m?

plz respond

>>25856805
Post pictures of your hair please.

skeletons need to be gassed