but he has eyecrust
nasty ass facial hair
and an ugly ass unibrow
''take a screen shot of my fuckin eyecrust''-michael trampsey
>>25855758
some gay looking roastie sent me here
>>25855758
Remember when you moaned for this crusty ass nigga? Oh wait I have that screenshot yes here it is pic related bitch
>this fat fuck can get girls to masturbate
>I have to PAY for female personalized audio clips just for brief contact
This bitch got the I want the dick look tho talking shit LMAO
>>25856170
fuck off you roleplay lil faggot
>>25856227
I told you I wasn't joking but you don't seem to listen if you want bitches you better learn how to become a real nigga or watch my previous youtube videos they got tutorials hidden in them
Michael shut the fuck up. I'm done with your shit.
>>25856267
I don't know how to even meet girls and on omegle they all instaskip
>>25856303
Bitch you aren't done until I say you're done don't play the victim you told me to drink bleach on omegle you are abusing ME you are stalking me and you are harassing a nigga you and val are thirsty whores.
>>25856306
Use meetme that ones pretty good
>>25856233
>4/10 mixed chick
negroes have to learn their place, otherwise they'll hang from trees one day.
>>25856334
She's a 5/10 she's basic and she still wants me obviously lmao
>>25856329
meetmes so fucking shit though
hey blackchad hows it going
>>25856329
Isn't that only for meeting people NEARBY? No one in my area will have any idea what that shit is
this is the most autistic shit I've ever seen on r9k, and I was here for Ricky
>>25856357
Meetme works pretty good for me bro
>>25856380
You'd be surprised bruh I thought there was no girls gonna be on there in my area but I was wrong.
>>25856381
Not my fault she created this thread I was ded in my coffin she awakened the real ass nigga
>>25856352
you niggas ain't gonna exist after white people uncuck themselves and go coon hunting like the old days
>>25856444
Dude fuckin Okcupid has like 10 girls in my area, all fat
>>25856463
White people will never uncuck themselves bruh
>>25856480
Then just meet bitches at a bar bruh or something
>talking to black chad on skype
He's really fucking paranoid about shit
>>25856504
Don't know how to approach and start conversations with people who don't like video games
MY SIDES HOLY SHIEEEEIT
>>25856504
>White people will never uncuck themselves bruh
Inshallah within a decade you nigs will see whites uncuck themselves and you fucking chimps will lose your scalps like the inferior half men you are
>>25856538
You aren't talking to me on skype and if you're david I'm not paranoid that's called sarcasm I always do that when bitches on my dick
>>25856545
Then find an online dating website for vidya or some shit
>>25856625
No they won't because they'll never be real ass niggas like us now go back to asians faggot
>>25856674
Doesn't exist and I'm not Chad looking enough to succeed on dating sites
>>25856674
I stopped talking to you because you're a thirsty underage fag
>>25856674
>real ass niggas like us now go back to asians faggot
haha nigga I am Asian. I'm half mongol you dumbfuck
we enslaved china, Russia, Afghanistan, Khazaria, India etc. Now it's your turn nigga.
>>25856722
Shit they need a fucking dating website for r9kers bruh
>>25856731
I'm 18 now and also I'm not thirsty for no bitch ROFL
>>25856743
Then that means your penis is tiny as fuck thanks for roasting yourself
>>25856722
you're quite cute though c;
>>25856722
Vyro WHY are you so ugly? Holy shit
>>25856760
Then why don't you date him then dumbfuck
Vyro your hopes of getting a girl is to date a r9ker for your first one fuck her then get a normie bitch aka upgrade.
>>25856783
just because i thought someones cute does not mean i want to date them senpai baka lmao
>>25856775
Attentionwhore why the fuck are you in my thread tho? hop off a niggas dick anyways I'm off to bed I hope vyro finds a bitch and I hope the rest of you stop being bitchassniggas. And val and alexis stop being so damn obsessive. Especially you alexis suck on fucking ranch bitch. (inside joke btw)
>>25856802
Then stop teasing that nigga like that asswipe.
>>25856759
dumb nigga doesn't know mongol isn't Chinese
you niggers are too weak willed to do anything but smoke weed so no sympathy when you get genocided by men with willpower
>>25856802
>that pizza looks good
>What? Just because I said it looks good does not mean I would eat it
>>25856759
It would be invaded by normie men who like shy girls. It happens every time
>>25856760
"cute" literally is the opposite of what girls want. Being cute means friend zone forever.
>>25856783
>Vyro your hopes of getting a girl is to date a r9ker for your first one fuck her then get a normie bitch aka upgrade.
I DON'T WANT A NORMIE BITCH I WANT SOMEONE WHO LIKES VIDEO GAMES
>>25856381
Hahahahahahaha oh shit fucking Ricky
IIT: Everyone falling for bad bait. He hasn't even post a pic yet
>>25856853
>thinks he's cute
Vyro, you are literally the ugliest man I've ever seen.
>>25856991
And you're an ugly cunt too.
Congratulations!
is this a tripfag thread or something?
>>25856853
>I DON'T WANT A NORMIE BITCH I WANT SOMEONE WHO LIKES VIDEO GAMES
Good thing you already found one then :)
>>25857472
I found the friendzone
This thread is some high school level cancer. Holy shit /r9k/ is at fucking rock bottom. Fuck this place.
>>25857491
But you don't have friends. Checkmate, Vyro.
>>25857602
I did have the friendzone
I ditched her though. Just like the rest. Basically human trash to me desu
>>25857630
That pic is from after you supposedly ditched everyone though. Damn you need like a manager to handle your pr crisis' cause your lies are flimsy as shit.
>>25858330
Vyro btfo like the whore he is
:^)
>>25858402
Really just not responding and ignoring it anytime it's brought up would be 100% more effective than this.
One thing I never found out is if his gf knows about his internet persona and if she does what she thinks. If they break up I hope she does a ama one day!
i come back to /r9k/ for a day and see the same ol bullshit pathetic threads
>>25855758
David said you killed yourself, and I really hoped that you had. Also, what happened to my omegle threads?
-t. SmugManChad
>>25856722
>>25856775
This thread just needs metric, fish, jlh and eggman, and we'd be ballin