You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are yourself a female.
>tfw fuck my 8/10 gf every week
>tfw been dating for three years
>tfw probably getting married in 3 - 5 years
Want a girl OP? Just talk to one. The first 100 will probably turn you down, but mathematically speaking the more women you try to talk to the more probable you are to find a girl who will talk to you.
I have female friends on normiebook but I've never socialized with a woman outside of academic or professional settings. Level 25 here, do I count?
get the fuck off this board normalscum.
umad virgin? jelly you'll never have a cock this big?
My cock is actually about the same length and thicker than this. Not that a woman has ever seen it, but the point stands.
It takes a special kind of pathetic to come into a thread designated for kissless male virgins to brag about your sexual prowess.
Do you have any more of her pics? Post them here, please.
Funny how you think that getting a girl is going to solve all your problems. Whatever issues you are dealing with e.g. NEET, depression, anxiety just become 1000x worse with a GF.
>But...but muh sex
Yeah enjoy doing everything for the girl while she gets to lie there doing absolutely nothing. I'd rather just get myself off desu. Had sex 5 mins ago, didn't get to cum.
heres one for you friendo
>mfw she lives two hours away from me
you're in luck pham
i hadn't dumped them from the recycle bin yet
the threads i'm referencing btw:
so i guess you still lurk there?
why do that to yourself m8
Honestly I have NO idea what possibly brings people to /soc/. They are their own world. Its a containment board derived from penis threads on /b/. It blows my mind that people actually post there are total normies.
I like to look at cute girls who post. Got a problem? I also use it for the random pick-me-ups and blog posting. Rather not shit up r9k if I can help it.
its not a matter of would "you fuck her" its always "would she fuck me". God I just like looking at this girl. Shes totally fucking nuts though.
Does getting raped by a girl count
>inb4 dream come true
No, it wasn't, and now I avoid stacies like the plague
A disgusting whore took my virginity and I hated every second of it, I was drugged up and an alcohol.
No I adhere to the "someone laced my drink with a roofie and laughed about it later" and my campus authority didn't believe me. I was questioning whether I was homosexual but realized I like the IDEA of sexual contact with a girl but the actual ACT for some reason disgusts me.
I drank half a solo cup of beer and the next thing I knew my entire body felt beyond heavy, couldn't really feel much, knew I was hard at one point but couldn't feel the sensation. She tried to blow me, then sloppily put a condom on, rode me for a bit while the Lion king played in the background.
I have an autistic tendency to watch generic animated disney movies while drunk or high on something. Was going to smoke a little that night when she invited me for a drink and the next thing I knew bam.
The most I've had to drink was 4 shots of smirnoff, three beers, 4 oz capt jacks spiced rum, 2 shots of tequila, all within an hour on an empty stomach. Ended up ruining the night for everyone else. But I was sober the night it happened, until I drank some beer from the cup.
The tumblr definition would be "I had sex with this girl while I was kinda drunk and regret it, its rape then".
>I was questioning whether I was homosexual but realized I like the IDEA of sexual contact with a girl but the actual ACT for some reason disgusts me.
Same here, man. I will never have sex. I despise and mistrust women. I've had dreams about sex that woke me up by turning on my gag reflex.
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