>career path you want
>funny story from your school
Stats and Comp Sci
Possibly a couple internships then a nice data science job. Retire at 40.
I tutor math at my school and the stupidity is astounding. Some people don't know sqrt(4) or how to find the area of a rectangle.
>3rd year, technically sophomore
>Computer Science, hopefully transfer and become Computer Science & Engineering
>Data science or Science related software engineer, then hopefully some years down the line go get my JD and become a patent/ip lawyer
As a part of the computer science club, we went to a hackathon and did not make anything. Just ate free food and participated in the events they had and took the vouchers/coupons the companies were handing out.
I am an animation Major. I am in my first year of college. I am good at drawing and I love animating... But I want a high paying, stable career.
Things I enjoy doing:
Helping people, talking to people, making good money, secure and stable job, healthcare stuff, psychology, medical stuff, space and the universe (cosmology and shit), and science in general.
What career/major should I go for?
>Have a BA, in the middle of getting my JD
>Not that funny bu there are a lot of stupid SJWs and niggers that shouldn't be in law school, but I take pleasure knowing they will have a terrible time in actual practice.
you cold try to do something with making digital medical models of something (like 3d printing)
surgeries may be potentially replaced with high precision robots so you might try that
I have no idea what majors can get you into that kind of stuff though
second semester junior
music and mathematics
no idea what the fuck I want to do, no plan
there's an internship opportunity that I want to apply to but I have fuck all related experience, except I know some basic python. I just want to secure some decent income so I can stop trying go on cruise control for the rest of my life.
Oh and here's a funny story. There was a this nigerian stoner dude who lived in my dorm who hated his RA. So he would constantly take logs of his own shit and put them on the door handle of his RA's room. The RA had to get someone to stand outside his room all day/night to make sure it didn't keep happening.
>Any job I want, $300k starting
>Roommate is fucking gf
>he and I were great friends
>I read a meme where you knock, they open, and you yell "player three has entered the game"
>long story short, it did not go as planned. She was pegging him. He moved out soon after. We don't really talk now
>The fuck if I know
I'm probably fucked tbqh. I have no deep interests, and all I've ever been good at is school. My parents always bitched about me being lazy and antisocial, but all they really gave a shit about was grades.
Currently trying to learn Japanese, since I find it a pretty cool language. Hoping that I can keep that up for the next year, see how successful I get, and maybe transfer to a school to take classes for it.
I've mulled it over, but my options seem pretty crappy. I've been considering doing math, accounting, or finance. I'm sure I could do them, but I feel like I'd commit suicide before leaving college. Generic business classes are soul sucking, and I've never taken more than one math class at a time which I feel like might be too stressful.
> computer engineering
> software design --> management
> we called in a bomb squad to blow up a suitcase chained to a railing a few months ago
Freshman starting again after two years off.
History major going into law
There's no funny stories. I'm stuck in a large dorm with people I'm not comfortable with when I just want to be left alone.
>Because everyone works for facebook
I meant you can't realistically expect that. Sure, it might happen for 1% of people, but thats the exception not the rule. You can certainly work your way up to that point, but don't be shocked when you have to settle for under 6 figures, especially with a generic math degree.
Depends on your professor completely. Some people are scared shitless by it, others don't care. It never really bothered me. If the Socratic method paralyzes you with fear then you shouldn't be in law school imo.
The idea of it doesn't unnerve me too much either provided that the professor isn't openly antagonistic. Even then, I'm sure I can get over it for the sake of my education. What bothers you the most about law school?
It's constantly stressful, it's one big game. The market is terrible. Once you figure out how to do your readings and outline during 1L, your 2L and 3L years will be filled with just as much school, plus extracurriculars (journal/moot court) and then working (if you're doing it right).
Your whole semester rides one exam, you're graded on a curve directly against you classmates and the results feel arbitrary.
My advice would be to get your ass to a law firm while you can intern to make sure you actually want to be a lawyer before you go to law school. Get your uGPA as high as possible, prep for the LSAT for 4-6 months.
how do I overcome my social anxiety and join a club to make some friends?
would benzos help?
Im in the process of going to the gym and trying to get huge before summer to help my self-confidence, but I need to make friends before then...hopefully
1st year of CC
Criminal Justice & Correctional Science
A few years as a CO then become a parole agent
>funny story from our school
Someone took a shit on a library computer
>Someone took a shit on a library computer
>I want to design self sustaining homes completely cut off the grid in the fucking mountains.
Final review 1st year design I stood over in school (we all have studios to work in) and slept on a piece of cardboard on a concrete floor. Legit woke up the next morning, finished drawings and model, cried, and was too tired to notice I slept on the ground in my nice suit jacket I was supposed to present in. 0 time and 0 fucks left, I presented the stupid fucking project in front of like 6 professors and the rest of my class looking like ollie the magic fucking bum.
1st year babby
Was going to major in History, but now I don't know. I may do a minor first and get a major in a STEM field or something.
>career path I want
Military, hopefully a combat role.
None. I hate my life and I hate being in college. I thought it would get better after graduating from the shitheap that high school turned out to be, but all I feel is contempt and disappointment for everyone and myself.
Don't do it anon. You'll be with a bunch of ego filled normies.
If I can offer a suggestion as to which branches to consider. I would recommend the Air Force, Coast Guard or Navy.
>I want to see about picking up a Museum Minor
>working at a Museum as a curator
>one time a bunch of guys got drunk on my floor and they wanted to shave this guys hair so he would look like Eminem. They messed up the blade size and they made him a cue ball instead.
Environmental Geological Sciences/GIS Certificate
>career path you want
Any kind of Geologist/Environmental Scientist
>funny story from your school
My roommate walked in on me having sex with some girl I met off of Tinder for a one night stand, and she's in the middle of orgasming. The roommate starts laughing on the floor in tears, then I rip ass after holding it in, and then I'm fucking laughing. The bitch was fucking butthurt and stormed out of the room. Never saw her again
Engineering Maj, Maths/CS minor
>>career path you want
Particle Physicist -> Tech Startup
>>funny story from your school
More of an anime club story but here goes:
>go to anime club because wynnaut.png
>they give me shit for mispronouncing "manga"
>all they talk about is Yuri and Inuyasha
>never go back