holy fucking shit, why are roasties so fucking disgusting?

what's that yellow stuff?

>>25852786
That isn't disgusting you edgelord.

>>25852843
Seriously you pleb?
You really can't figure it out?

How do they get the umbilical cord out of the vagina?

you will never have a babby with your wife

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>>25852786
imagine what it must feel like to go through 9 months of pregnancy and hours of extreme pain only to give birth to a faggot like OP

this is why no women wants you guys. no woman wants to be impregnated by your inferior semen and give birth to a genetically inferior fag like yourselves.

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>>25852934
>implying I won't be ending my family's bloodline

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>>25852883
because I'm not a normie like you

>literally give birth
>have your vagina criticized
And you wonder why we don't fuck you.

>>25853052
Its placenta you dumb fuck. Did you even pay attention to sex ed/bio in middle school? FFS.

>>25852870
Yeah it is. Next youll be telling me periods arent disgusting

>>25852910
You lightly apply traction to it and it comes out along with the placenta. It weighs about a pounds our two

>>25852786
C'mon OP. I just ate.

>>25852786
kill them all for the good of man

>>25853106
>squeeze living shit from your cunt
>make us pay for it
i wonder why people still fuck you desu

lmao what the fuck

that kid's pooping out his intestines ahahah

>>25852786
>husband just looking at his hands like "ugh gross the baby's covered in this fucking womb slosh"

kek

>>25852843
egg yolk

>>25854268
thanks for the help bb

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>tfw want to give birth to a baby
>scared of people seeing me shit myself
>my vag being wrecked and never returning to its normal tightness
>gaining a nasty stomach pouch with stretch marks that is never the same
>my husband leaving me because of my ugly body and loose vagina
>having a girl who turns into a whore

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>>25854428
Are you me? Just the thought of going through pregnancy and childbirth only to be cheated on by my husband because of my "used up roastie" scares the living shit out of me.

Women sacrifice so much to build a happy family only to be cheated on by ungrateful men who think you're gross now that you've given birth to their freaking child and will cheat on you as soon as a young, fresh Stacey comes around.

>>25854428
>>25854535
I just don't enjoy how pushing the fucker out is gonna feel.

>>25854428
>>25854535
Is this satire?

Why would you marry a guy you'd think would leave you after having his child?

why the fuck am i rock hard holy shit and it begins

>>25852786
Why dat lil nigga blue tho?

>>25854603
because men are scum, all men cheat, all men want young women who have not hit "the wall" and wouldn't think twice before leaving their loving wife and mother of their children for a younger Stacey

that's just the nature of men, you can't be trusted.

WGTOW

>>25854696
i was being sarcastic.

except i wasn't really. a lot of men cheat on women but guys on r9k only talk about women who cheat. plenty of men say they stop being attracted to their wives after they give birth to their children. it's gross and depressing.

>>25854758
idk

just spend more than five minutes finding the man you build your life around

>>25854535
While it's true this happens women are the real monsters.

They are literally incapable of understanding concepts such as honor and loyalty.

Men on the other hand understand these so you at least have a chance with any given guy they he will stay with you. All women will cheat when shes not 100% satisfied.

>>25852843
Iodine

>>25854696


Yeah maybe if you marry Chad. I've been going out with the same girl for three years. In the three years we've been dating she's gained fucking 60 pounds and now her body looks like shit. Guess what? Still with her because I love her. I've been helping her with her diet and exercise personally and she's just starting to lose weight. Not all guys are dicks.

>>25854943
>I've been helping her with her diet and exercise personally and she's just starting to lose weight

iktf man

The worst shit about that is when her friends figure out that you're getting her to lose weight and they think you're satan for it, because she's always supposed to be an amazing little princess even at her worst.

Like fuck, most guys would just dump her.

>>25855032

Luckily she only has one friend because she's literally talking with me 99% of the time. What makes matters worse is that I lift weights every day for two hours so I'm in decent shape and can easily get another girl. I just resist it really hard because I love her.

>>25854758
>plenty of men say they stop being attracted to their wives after they give birth to their children. it's gross and depressing.
This is exactly what I was thinking when I wrote >>25854428
I saw on other websites men thinking this. How they cannot think of their wife as a woman after she gives birth to their children or complaining about how loose she is even just a couple months after going through the pain of delivering a child. I am completely terrified of not only giving birth, but just loving a man. I can't imagine doing so much for someone only for them to not feel the same way anymore, cheat on you or just straight up leave.

>>25854535
>Women sacrifice so much to build a happy family

Video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5pghoka-Zg

You roasties just get bored with your husband, instigate divorce and live on alimony. "Sacrifice" Come on.

>>25854428
Unfortunately there isn't much you can do about stretch marks, but the pounch will go away with diet and exercise. I don't know anyone who ended up shitting themselves, so I wouldn't worry about that. As for tightness, I doesn't really feel loose but more smooth inside. Hemorrhoids were what I wasn't prepared for, those fucking sucked.

Can't do much about a husband if he's an ass and leaves you then you picked a bad one.

>>25855145
>"waaaaaah every single woman on the planet is a gold-digging whooore"

go back to r/theredpill

>>25854696
>WGTOW

weird way to spell feminism

2/10 bait, made me respond

>>25854645
Beacuse of the lack of Oxygen and daylight before the birth.

>>25854645

It's dead it was a stillborn.

>>25855124
that's the most hilarious dilemma of finding a partner

maybe you will find a man who loves you with that intensity, but you won't be attracted to him or you wouldn't be able to like him back.

>>25854645
everyone's blueish purple when they're first born

>>25855202
>Uses the le reddit insult wrong

You are the one that should back to le reddit, to SRS to be more accurate. That place is your home roastie, you don't have any business here.

It's women that don't understand the importance of building communities and societies. Women break up families. Women destroy good communities and excel in bad ones.
I want to die, because I know that I will never find a woman that understands building a life.

>>25852843
It's fucking mustard and ketchup you quack