Hello, robots. I've been invited to a party, and it's been a LONG time since the last time I was at a party. And the worst of all? The party is going to be full of nothing but strangers. And it's going to happen in a town which is quite far away, so I can't just go home. How do I do this, robots? How do I partake in this normie activity?
>getting invited to parties
I'm a real robot so i know nothing about this.
This. I would recommend a pre party drink to get buzzing and over that horrible going anxiety. Go to some local bar before and slam some shots, maybe talk to someone there to get going.
Drink a bit, don't get too drunk until most people are already drunk, though, being the first drunk kinda sucks, but being wasted along with everyone can be a really fun activity.
Avoid big groups and talk to people one on one. I find that generally easy, since it's hard to keep up with the conversations of many normies at once.
>was ever invited to a party
>goes on /r9k/ to ask for advice
Get the fuck out you cucklord.
talk to the ugliest girl you see
Hot girls will get jelly
This is fucking brilliant.I'm alive for 19 years and haven't thought of that once.
Maybe because i was always afraid of an ugly girl rejecting me.That would be devastating as shit.