Daily reminder that you have to be a dick to girls on tinder

>>25847905
She seems more confused than attracted to you.

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>>25847905
2/2

TOO LOW IN CONTENT/ CLOXB

>>25847945
That's a good sign.

>I'm not a whore
>gratuitous ass shot in profile pic
?

I will fuck her in the ass boys. For /r9k/'s sake. I'm representing every robot out there.

>>25848211
give her the ol' super dick

>>25848211
If you get Tinder matches, you aren't a robot.

>>25848745
Well i'm certainly no Chad Thundercock

>>25848957
You just got a girl's number on Tinder. You're a demi-Chad.

>>25848745

You act like it's a bad thing to not be a robot

>>25847905
>Daily reminder that you have to be a dick to girls on tinder in order to get laid

And be tall, good looking, and try not to be too aspie.

>>25848988
It's a fantastic thing to not be a robot. But you don't belong here.

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I got a girl's number and I'm gonna go fuck her sometime next week. She's an 8/10 ginger. The line I used was "hey, wanna eat some tacos, smoke a blunt, and have some rough sex?". I was prepared to banter if she said no but surprisingly she just said "who could say no to that?" and now she thinks I'm funny and attractive and we're gonna fuck. Tinder is failure management. I've gotten probably 60+ matches in 3 months and only about 10 of them have turned into anything meaningful. Don't lose faith if you fuck up on a girl, just keep on working for it. I believe in you sick fucks.

>>25850389
Must be nice to be attractive.

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it doesnt always work even with fake chad profile

>>25847905
Post her profile pics OP

>>25850422
Nah, man. I've got scrawny arms, not the best body (6'1, 165), and fucked up teeth. The only things I really have going for me is a good ability to talk shit and a decent set of hobbies/experiences I can talk about. Like I said, the majority of girls I've matched with led to nothing. It sounds sexist, but the best possible mindset to have here is that all women are the same. If a girl doesn't respond, fuck her. She's indifferent. It doesn't matter. Move on to the next one. Getting girls numbers on Tinder is the easiest shit once you get like 4 or 5 messages in.

>>25847905

Now post the 50 girls who that didn't work on

fucking hoes on tinder should realize why guys are even on there.

who the fuck wants to get to "know" someone from tinder?

Literally why would I find a soulmate on Tinder of all places? what the fucking fuckity fuck me.

>>25850690
oops, meant to start a new thread. I'm a dummy

>>25850559
>The only things I really have going for me is a good ability to talk shit and a decent set of hobbies/experiences I can talk about.
you got 60 fucking matches

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>not making a tinder for self validation only

>not swiping right on everyone to see who swipes right back

Pic related: my tinder after a month

>>25850796

>all those fat angled 5/10s

oh tinder.

>>25850832

At least half are fat

At least half are too far away to be worth it

At least a fifth are black chicks

It's 90% for self validation, 10% finding hot chicks to snapchat

>>25850796

> hey :))))

girls are so uncreative...tell a fucking joke or something

>>25850761
Eh, you might have a point there. But honestly imo it's just from having about 4 good pictures of myself and writing a funny intro. That's where the ability to talk shit comes in.

>>25850888

Maybe 1/5 girls top will lead with something other than "Hey/Hi/Whats up"

You get a 90% response rate as a guy if you lead with a pickup line

my favorite: "If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber"

>>25850888
girls don't have to be creative and it fucking sucks. They're the sellers, and it's a sellers market. She doesn't have to do shit, her mere presence is supposed to be (and often is) enough for you to respond. Meanwhile there are countless pages of literature on the internet devoted to crafting a work of language funny and inviting enough to get the bitch to simply respond.

>>25850891
Post your profile pictures

Redpill was funny in like 2013, but now that meme is completely played out. The only girls that are gonna respond to negging are the ones that'll key your car when you don't text back within 3 minutes.

>>25851030
Wrong. Negging is supposed to gently demonstrate that you're not a potential orbiter. It's not for blowing roasties out, or whatever

>>25850559
>6'1

Stopped reading there. Fuck off chad.

>>25851621
165 is scrawny for 6'1

I'm 170 and 6'5 can confirm

OP here. I'm 6'2 and 185 if that's important

>>25847905
confirming
>be a an asshole to a woman just for fun
>she falls in love with you
>dont like her even a slightest bit
>tfw friend-zoning her

its both hilarious and sad at the same time