Daily reminder that you have to be a dick to girls on tinder in order to get laid
I got a girl's number and I'm gonna go fuck her sometime next week. She's an 8/10 ginger. The line I used was "hey, wanna eat some tacos, smoke a blunt, and have some rough sex?". I was prepared to banter if she said no but surprisingly she just said "who could say no to that?" and now she thinks I'm funny and attractive and we're gonna fuck. Tinder is failure management. I've gotten probably 60+ matches in 3 months and only about 10 of them have turned into anything meaningful. Don't lose faith if you fuck up on a girl, just keep on working for it. I believe in you sick fucks.
Nah, man. I've got scrawny arms, not the best body (6'1, 165), and fucked up teeth. The only things I really have going for me is a good ability to talk shit and a decent set of hobbies/experiences I can talk about. Like I said, the majority of girls I've matched with led to nothing. It sounds sexist, but the best possible mindset to have here is that all women are the same. If a girl doesn't respond, fuck her. She's indifferent. It doesn't matter. Move on to the next one. Getting girls numbers on Tinder is the easiest shit once you get like 4 or 5 messages in.
fucking hoes on tinder should realize why guys are even on there.
who the fuck wants to get to "know" someone from tinder?
Literally why would I find a soulmate on Tinder of all places? what the fucking fuckity fuck me.
>not making a tinder for self validation only
>not swiping right on everyone to see who swipes right back
Pic related: my tinder after a month
Eh, you might have a point there. But honestly imo it's just from having about 4 good pictures of myself and writing a funny intro. That's where the ability to talk shit comes in.
Maybe 1/5 girls top will lead with something other than "Hey/Hi/Whats up"
You get a 90% response rate as a guy if you lead with a pickup line
my favorite: "If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber"
girls don't have to be creative and it fucking sucks. They're the sellers, and it's a sellers market. She doesn't have to do shit, her mere presence is supposed to be (and often is) enough for you to respond. Meanwhile there are countless pages of literature on the internet devoted to crafting a work of language funny and inviting enough to get the bitch to simply respond.
Redpill was funny in like 2013, but now that meme is completely played out. The only girls that are gonna respond to negging are the ones that'll key your car when you don't text back within 3 minutes.
>be a an asshole to a woman just for fun
>she falls in love with you
>dont like her even a slightest bit
>tfw friend-zoning her
its both hilarious and sad at the same time