onjour Wagecucks! I hope you enjoyed your day at work, Mr Goldberg

>>25845726
I'm a NEET but holy shit that was cringey to read

>>25845751
*Conseils fedora*

>>25845726
Hey fellow neet. Is that an app or something to learn new languages? What's it called?

>>25846303
something something babel

it's shit, buy a book

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>>25846303
Duolingo my NEET brother
Learning the languages and knowledges of the world is truly a pursuit reserved for the NEETS, in a way the NEETs are the Plato and Socrates of our generation

>tfw when I work & study at the same time
>sleep 5 hours a night
>still find time to learn spanish, read Asimov and learn guitar

You just suck OP.

>>25846447
I sleep 13 to 15 hours EVERY DAY
Feels good letting my body fully replenish itself each and every day before pursuing my interests and hobbies

>tfw my country doesn't have autismbux
Why even live

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>>25846447
>>sleep 5 hours a night

>>25846544
lol, I know I know, its just that it is hard to sleep because my GF and my boss can sometimes be pretty loud and keep my up :/

>>25846544
>>25846512
Sleeping that much both lowers your life expectancy and is a sign of depression. I fall asleep and get up effortlessly. That's called discipline, something you'll never learn.

>>25846599
>>25846616
>bragging about being a cuck
>trying to shame people for living the life they want
fuck off

>>25846646
I'm not trying to shame anyone. I'm just saying that they could be more productive, even as neets. The ultimate life form is the neet that isn't lazy and doesn't oversleep, and doesn't waste most of his time masturbating and watching anime. All I see is that I'm pretty much as productive as them while also having a job and studying. They suck.

>get job
>lose weight, but lose hair from stress

>no job
>gain weight and get lazy

sigh

>>25846738

You should get checked for autism.

>>25845726

pls stop bullying me NEET-kun, I'm getting suicidal from all these wagecuck threads...

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>>25845726
This makes wagies jellymad.

>>25845726
Post pics of your house and yourself plz OP. If you don't live in a complete dump and you aren't an ugly disable fat piece of shit that's literally the only thing that could make me jealous.

>>25845726
Mdr, using tu with a wagekek.

>>25848713
If you saw him eating that subway you would take those threads even less seriously. He looks pathetic.

>>25849269
>>25845726
Bump c'mon faggot OP let's see your face and your living conditions.

Why don't you post that picture of you eating subway?

As a wagie these threads make me kek.

Honeslty funny to watch my wagie friends get mad whilst i prepare for neetdom.

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>>25849997
This is me
My living conditions are minimal but comfortable
You see, unlike wagecucks I dont base my existence around my possessions and vain appearances

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Great! Maybe you'll be able to understand what they're saying the next time you watch russian bootlegged pedo porn! Just try to keep the volume down - wouldn't want your parents to overhear you wanking it when you're supposed to be looking for a job

>>25846303
>>25846346
Memrise is also another useful one, especially if you want to learn a lot of words at once.

>Learning the languages and knowledges of the world is truly a pursuit reserved for the NEETS

Not really, I'm a uni student and I study languages in my free time. Fucking anyone can find the time for it, they just need to have the right resources. Even a wagecuck could listen to an audiocourse or go through exercises on the commute to work.

>>25850415
That's the shittiest haircut I've ever seen.

Also, that picture looks about 20 years old.

Let's see you in [ C U R R E N T Y E A R ]

You NEETs think you're pure as the driven snow! Well, you're not all that. I work three minutes a day with an Indian outsourced IT data security consultancy firm, and spend the rest of the day porking my teen Mongolian au pair. She hates NEETs!

Don't worry, though. It's more than worth the few tax shekels I pay to keep you in your PC chair and far away from my Porsche. Keep clicking, friendo!

>>25851755
Fuck you normalslime
Seriously, criticizing my hair? Are you a 16 year old girl?
Sorry, but I'm too busy reading Fear and Trembling to even talk to you

so how do you survive as a NEET assuming you don't live with your parents? what's the secret?

>>25851319
Duolingo is good for anything in the Roman alphabet. Memrise is good for anything using a system other than the Roman alphabet (Cyrillic alphabet, kanji, etc). Duolingo is adding Klingon as a full-blown course in the future too.

>>25851992
>Duolingo is adding Klingon as a full-blown course in the future too.
I can smell the Cheetos on your breath already

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>tfw I spent all day at work reading
>Mr. Shekelstein didn't catch me

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>Duolingo
>Memerise
>Babelfish
>using this trash to learn languages
>not learning from the best.
>pic related

>>25852045
>grocery retail job
>sit at a register all day
>store is empty because I work the night shift a lot
>read a book because NOBODY was in the store
>Manager doesnt care as long as there are no customers
>Boss is at home streaming the security camera on his phone
>calls the store
>grills me HARSHLY
>makes me feel bad
>been "forgetting" to scan things for like a week
>probably cost the store hundreds maybe even thosuands of dollars worth of stuff
>threw out like 5 pounds of perfectly good 15$/pound steak when nobody was looking
Fuck you kike

>>25851874
explain you cucks

>>25852193
Pretend to have autism or something.

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>>25852034
Anon do you think this is a fucking game

>>25852141
I kinda try at my job, though. I work at a call center. Made 420 calls today.

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>>25852264
>I kinda try at my job, though.

>>25852264
Did you light it up after work?

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>>25852239
that's a pretty old screenshot, polish is already in beta and new languages have been added

>>25852264
Assuming an 8 hour work day with no breaks (of course) that's 68 seconds per call.

Good job goy.

>>25852540
Can you actually use these languages in a conversation though?

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>>25845726
>"paka"
Sure, that's how you pronounce it, but the correct spelling is "poka".
git gud

>>25852715
the robot doesn't allow the correct spelling you sperg

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>>25852045
>doing nothing at work all day and noone cares
welcome to my world

>>25852742
Idi nahui, it's "o" and not "a".
OP fucked up.

I have to get another job.
Just going through the applications makes me want to shoot myself between the eyes.

>>25845726
>paka
too bad cyrillic is not allowed here....just because "noka" sounds like 'paka' doesn't meant you can write it like this. it's poka, you fucking cunt.

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>>25852875
>applications
good luck my friend

>>25853125
>doesn't meant you can write it like this.
if you're not writing it in Cyrillic there is LITERALLY no right way to spell it

>>25852540
I know it's old, I just wanted to show that Duolingo's Klingon was a legitimate thing and I wasn't being a total sperg

Japanese when

>>25852625
Actually my town has a lot of Spanish speakers with limited English, and no one at work besides me speaks a lick of Spanish, so I get to practice pretty often and when I don't understand something or need to work on a specific area I just go home and Duolingo Spanish for a little while longer

Hoping to be proficient in a few months or so, but it's actually helpful

>>25853183
their excuse is literally "we dont want to pay engineers to fix our system to support japanese"

retards

>>25853150
I'm not going anywhere near Craigslist.
Shit, is it even too much to just be a weekend cart pusher at Walmart?

>>25853179
>what are transliterations

>>25845726
>Using duolingo to learn a language

Shit like that does not actually teach you a language. If you want to learn a language, you need alot of self motivation and have to make time to actually study.

>>25853471
>what are transliterations
Subjective

>>25853472
what the fuck do you propose for "studying" then exactly? obviously you cant go through the whole course and then move to japan and blend in as a native speaker but this will get you a lot of the way there

>>25853514
Just admit that you forgot the right spelling, after all you're still learning.

>>25853536
Buy books, and study the concepts of the language.
If you want to learn japanese, study kanji, hirigana, katakana, and look at the other aspects of the language. Learning a language can take years, its not something you do in a few months, and your progress can't be "precisely" tracked with vidya esque achievements.

>>25853736
>Buy books, and study the concepts of the language.
you don't have to buy shit
there's plenty of free resources online

>>25853150
how fucking entitled are employers?

>>25853810
dont really see an issue with that post tbqh familia
THey want somebody who knows how to do the job, only the free market can decide if they are fair

>>25853796
That works too, although books heared towards language learning work better for me. The key is self motivation. Shit like duolingo takes that out of the equation. Its ok if you just want to learn some small phrases, but if you want to become truly proficient you need to take the initiative.

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the NEET utopia is on the horizon

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>>25853916
>only the free market can decide if they are fair

>>25845726

Pls gib tips on acquiring NEETbux, enlightened one.

>>25853941
no shit you mong, the idea is that duolingo helps tremendously with the initial motivation, and then you want to learn more afterwards

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>>25846616
>That's called discipline, something you'll never learn.
Keep pressing that lever rat. I'm sure the reward will come some day.

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NEETS excel at learning new languages because we appreciate fun culture. Wagecucks are ratchet and don't like expanding their horizons. This is why their gfs are always alluded by us~

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>>25845726

Btw OP, great OC pic. I wish I was there earlier to give it even more bumps. Wanna make some more with me about how NEETS are cultured? I'm already working on eloquent posts during my breaks because I'm writing a novel

>>25855257

So you do actually plan them?

How come every thread just devolves into lies and frogposters?

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>>25855326

We don't lie, is NEETS are honestly like this. I think I'm getting shadow banned, my brew thread is here: >>25855323

Could be because Wagecucks are out getting drunk for their last day of freedom. Can't wait to post about how I'm not hungover like they are tomorrow :)

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>>25855511
>>25855257
My NEET brother, thank you for using your valuable time (which you can chose to do anything in the world you like with) to post in my thread.
NEETs like us are people who have sworn off modern excesses and consumerism in favor of more meaningful pursuits such as; literature, culture, history, science, philosophy, the list just goes on and on.
Occasionally a normie who has been wholly spooked by corporatist ideology may attack us or attempt to demean us, but always remember; it is simply out of lack of knowledge on their part, we must not hate them rather teach them the path.

>>25855636
Oh fuck off, you didnt actually enjoy that book, its utter shit