r9k i am in big fucking trouble there is a fucking ghost in

>>25845553
Ghosts are an irrational concept. Do not entertain the thought. Find comfort and safety in the reason and logic behind ghosts not existing.

>>25845597
then what the actual fuck is making that noise

gonna try to record a vocaroo

>>25845553
are you the guy that bought the haunted mansion

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>>25845553
Pray to Him

Just ignore them and they will stop

>>25845597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0afryWxqodJ

HELP

>>25845626
You must not forget that our brains are excellent at making unknown noises sound very much like another, familiar noise (perhaps a spooky noise from a horror film) as it doesn't comprehend what it hears and tries to make it sound like something familiar to make sense of it.

>>25845667
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0afryWxqodJ
That is either wind through a keyhole or, as I suspect, you.

>>25845553
Ask it for sex

>>25845597
>>25845686
*tips fedora*
Original comment btw

>>25845665

You don't pray TO Jesus, you pray through him to his Father Jehovah God.

Do you really think Jesus was praying to himself while on earth?

Have you been reading your bible, Anon?

>>25845553
evidence or it didnt happen.

>>25845990
I recorded a fucking vocaroo.