Can someone remind me how sardines E V E N attempt to compete with iconic and irresistible Heinz Baked Beans? Might I also add that is regarded as a SUPERFOOD?
I have no qualms with canned oysters, but sardines are certainly shit tier. Just look at this!
Hello Baked bean brother, what a fine day to bathe in sardine cuck tears. What is YOUR favourite brand?
>his food wasn't living and breathing at one point
You're all a bunch of omegas.
Heinz for sure, but I'd take noname brand baked beans over stinky fish any day.
Can sardines make you blow ass like that? Didn't think so.
Oh~ Sorry Anon-kun! I ate beans on toast for breakfast this morning. Such a delicious superfood, and it makes my farts super dank!
Does anyone here eat their baked beans plain? e.g no spices at all
>eating canned beans like a wagie
>not using your free time to make your own artisan pork/baked beans
usually beans on toast, the toast has to be crunchy not soggy, and with sausages is better
We have a triggered sardine cuck amongst us gentlemen! Enjoying the mercury leakage from your can of oily salty rotten festering "fish"? Say to me in ALL HONESTY that YOU would eat THIS!
Fuck off Shlomo!
>Sardine threads start appearing
>Emergency JIDF meeting called
>"The goyim started eating sardines. With all those proteins and good fatty acids they become healthy strong people."
>All: "Oy vey"
>"What can we do?"
>"I see you have an idea Chaim"
>"Yes colonel, we should start bean threads. They come in cans too, but contain only empty calories and come with sugary sauce. The goyim will become fat and miserable."
>"Excellent idea. Shlomo you start the threads, Chaim, you will bump"
>"Yes. Colonel Goldstein!"
SIDF shilling in full effect.
Beans are a superfood. Sardines are too, but they taste like cat food. Beans are the superior healthy food.
Since when did Robots leave tendies and pizza behind in favour for pauper food
Don't you have enough GBP senpai?
>my vagina when i find out he's a beanposter