>Manlets get to talk about how being short ruins their life
>Virgins get to talk about how being a virgin ruins their life
>Blackbots don't get to talk about how being black ruins their life
>If you try you're called a nigger and your thread is deleted
If I was black I would go into Special Operations for the Army or Navy and completely give up civilian life. I'd go EOD, SEALs, or Rangers. Your rank and accomplishments would be the only way you would ever gain respect from others. It would be the only way to set yourself apart from "being black".
If I didn't make it, I'd kill myself.
>tfw degree in chemistry
>can't join the royal navy or marines since they'd want to make me a officer because of the degree
>implying I can or want to manage multiple people
no thanks m8
What about when early modern humans started leaving africa? I'm sure they would've seen some cool things on the way to europe/asia or whatever.
>You will never meet a neanderthal tribe for the first time before promptly killing and eating them
Try being a black girl.
All the good black guys want a lightskin, mixed, or white girl. The ones who want you have no jobs and want to knock you up and sit around the apartment while you work to support them.
I like white guys but most aren't interested or give off the impression they just want to check "black girl" off their bucket list.
Sometimes I go to sleep hoping I won't wake up. I hope reincarnation is real and I can come back as a qt Asian or Latina.
Yet you're probably a bedwench like all the black female "robots" on /r9k/
Fuck outta here
>all the good black guys want a lightskin, mixed or white girl
This is retarded, stop generalising. What retard would turn down a cute/nice dark skinned girl for an ugly/bitchy lightskin/mixed/white girl?
idk how you can thing this. even though niggers are unbelievable dumb, ugly and violent, you should have no problem finding women to like you.
literally my three favorite feet camgirls on tumblr ALL are dating/married to some ape looking nog. it's bizarre. god knows why, but women like nigs.
>Sometimes I go to sleep hoping I won't wake up. I hope reincarnation is real and I can come back as a qt Asian or Latina.
As a mixed bot, I can relate
>tfw will never look like elvis presley or any hot white man
>Be mixed Dominican
>Completely comfortable in my skin
>Like my skin color, hair color, language, and culture
>Heavily prefer Hispanic Caribbean girls, then Hispanic girls second
>Live in Georgia so they're hard to come by
one of them is some mestiza but yes, they are, and it's so strange to me. society says that female are really ugly but for some reason society considers male blacks to be attractive. but they look exactly the same ugliness to me and i dont get it.
Black females are equals to asian males
Black females are mocked for being masculine
Asian Males are mocked for being feminine
Black Males are praised for being masculine
Asian Females are praised for being feminine
>>Date white guys
>>Get into college
>>Stop acting white anon
>>You think you too good for us?
>>Graduate and start working
>>Give us all your money anon
>>It's only fair you pay our rent and babysit your nieces and nephews for free because we raised you
>>It's time to give back to the family, anon
>>Mon visage quand
Trying to save money for my wedding and condo and they won't leave me the fuck alone. One time my sister actually left her kids on my doorstep with no warning in the cold while I was sleeping in on a Sunday morning. I texted that she had to get them or I'd call CPS. She came back after two hours and now family is enraged because she had to leave work and got fired.
Just get an Asian bf. It is 2016 after all.
>Be mixed-race (half black Caribbean, half Northern European)
>Hated by both blacks and whites for merely existing
>Rejected by both white and black women
>If I were to visit either one of my ancestral homelands I would be an "Other"
>White people just want me to be their token black friend, black people want nothing to do with me because "mixed guys are stuck up and pretentious"
>Mostly attracted to mixed girls, but they seem to be self-hating and only date black or white guys, not other mixed people
Get at my level.
Man I don't know where you guys live, but I get that shit worse from whites
>durr you're the whitest guy I know :DDD
>tfw feels gud hanging out with other middle class blacks/asians
>>Mostly attracted to mixed girls, but they seem to be self-hating and only date black or white guys, not other mixed people
This is true.
But black girls hit on me a lot. Hispanic girls like me too depending on the country.
>tfw darker than the average nigga
>tfw no one likes dark chocolate
>tfw disgusting weeb girls only like scrawny Asians
how does it feel knowing no amount of
will ever prevent society from looking at you as an unpleasant burden, like a retarded child brought to family Christmas that everyone has to grimace and politely tolerate?
>only twice in my life a girl tried to lead onto me
>one was a black girl in middle school who tried to dance with me at a school dance so I hid in the bathroom for 2 hours
>another was in college when a chubby white girl who tried to feel me up while we watched Steins;Gay so I said I forgot my pizza rolls in my room and never came back
I think I'm honestly just destined to be a KV for my whole life, even the rare time a girl finds me attractive I sperg. I give up on trying to get a gf
Unless you've forsaken your filthy pedophile Messiah, I'll need you to leave.
I just find it so embarassing. I turn on the news and there's constant murders and robberies. All done by my "brothers". I just want to hide inside and play games and watch anime.
This guy escaped persecution in Myanmar and came to live in my city to build a new life for himself and got murdered a year later by teenagers who thought this guy might have lots of money in his house for some reason.
Can't even find a nice black girl to settle with. They all have kids with Tyrone Thundercock by age 19.
Oh yeah, and thank you to my parents for giving me an Arabic name. I'm sure it's not affecting my job prospects at all. Jesus H Christ. Wrong side of the Sahara, people.
because millions of people who look like me are chimping out daily. and for the fact that i shouldn't even be here. the only reason we're here is because they were too lazy to send us back when we weren't useful to them anymore. we're going to be a "problem" for the country for the next 500 years. kind of kills any semblance of racial pride i can have when i know it would literally be better if we all left.
>Taking race seriously
You are you and I am me. Our race means nothing under the shallow surface of our skin. If they call you white, be happy. It means you're not afraid to live for yourself and not for the system created to make fools believe their skin color must dictate their actions.
We're all being a bit negative, aren't we? Let's talk about positives of being black.
>Very difficult to sunburn
>Less risk of skin cancer
>If you have any semblance of intelligence older white people automatically praise you out of the blue
... I guess that's pretty much it. Nvm desu.
The White Liberal cucks and Welfare Blacks have no idea how many Latin Americans and Middle Class Blacks are going to vote for Trump. It's going to be glorious.
>But I wouldn't kill anyone
What a fucking hypocrite. Your god will send you to hell for not killing non-Muslims, you DO know that right?
>>Be California Persian
>>The girls don't cover their hair
>>Look down on Arabs
>>Girls run around wearing pendants with Zoroastrian symbols, guys get them in tattoo form
But everyone still loses their shit if I suggest we go the whole hog and stop playing at being Muslims and starving ourselves every summer.
I don't even
>>If you have any semblance of intelligence older white people automatically praise you out of the blue
This annoys the shit out of me.
>Reading during lunch break
>"Oh anon you like to REEEAD? That's wonderful!"
Load of horseshit. I keep seeing this shit getting spouted but I'm still unemployed
>1st class STEM degree from russel group uni
>play harp and flute
All fucking useless unless you know someone who works at wherever you are applying.
>muh blacks/affirmative action keeping da white man down!
I'm pretty sure all the blacks on /r9k/ are aware of how cancerous black culture and dindu mentality is. In fact, a good few in here feel black guilt. Stop chimping out stormfront.
I'm 100% straight but I want to fuck white boipucci
How do I do this if I'm mixed?
Sorry if it wasn't clear, but she dropped them off for babysitting without asking. I didn't get her fired. She was fired because she left work to pick up her kids.
It's always someone else's fault with these people.
*ties sweater around neck*
Excuse me, but
Are you saying
*shops at wholefoods*
Are you saying that
Excuse me, but are you saying
*shoots up school*
You are saying that
*gets culturally enriched*
You're saying that
*walks across the street as you approach*
You are saying that we were neanderthals?
Exhibit A: Tyrelle Shaw. Dreamed of having an Asian waifu and An Heroed after being rejected.
>Back in Jr. year of HS
>APUSH teacher talking about the "uncle tom" term
>everyone turns to look at me
> teacher asks what up
> "lol, anon acts more white than most white people"
> entire class starts laughing
But Anon black lives don't matter
What's the difference between a black guy and a pothole? You swerve around a pothole.
Where are there only 2 paulbearers at a black guys funeral? There are only two handles on a garbage can.
What was missing from the million man march? An auctioneer
What do you call 9 black guys hanging in a tree? An Alabama windchime
How can you tell if a black person is lying? Their lips are moving
Good. Good. Let the hate flow through you.
With each passing second you make yourself more out servant.
>tfw manlet blackbot virgin living in a redpilled country
Dude for real now, i am from middle Europe and obsessively, exclusively listened to hip hop and as a result made friends with local gang of gypsies and in few months everybody around town knew me as "white nigger".
I come from dark places man, i know what its like to grow up like a nigger in America would, i think.
That sucks senpai. I think most of the time black people complain its totally bullshit, but these sound legitimately terrible. Your own culture is pretty much dragging you down
i thought you nignogs got those BBCs to get free sex? how life can be bad when literally every girl wants to rape you?
Being black was only a bad deal for a few hundred years, out of the hundreds of thousands of years black people have existed.
Now if you're black you get
>preferential hiring status
>an anti-white culture, in which you can say or do anything you want to a white person, but white people can't defend themselves for fear of being arrested for a hate crime
You poor thing
It would also be great if you took advantage of the first two freebies.
I'm tired of hearing everyone who's not white make excuses for everything.
I'm white, and my life has been fucking bullshit. But I don't go around blaming it on microevolutionary adaptations now, do I?
black males are objectively the most privileged group in America if not the entire world
the president is black, our most famous athletes are black, a disproportionate number of successful musical artists are black, they get AA (you do), black men are full of testosterone, natural charisma and motivation
the white man set about forcing capitalism on everyone, now he is hated by the world, but you gain all the advantages with none of the hate, a successful white man is seen as an oppressor, someone easy to scam and cuck, a successful black man is seen as a symbol of hope
you could learn spanish and some marketable skill, learn a little about a business, save some money then export it to the philippines or somewhere, you will be a millionaire before you are 30
>"Black people are so oppressed"
Will they shut the fuck up already?
I never asked for their help.
Hell, I don't even NEED help.
They are just turning an imaginary problem into a real problem.
>tfw whites hate you
>tfw blacks hate you
>tfw everyone hates you
Who here /has no allegiance to any race/?
I'm half black and half white, but I hate you all.
>people actually believe pic related
You're fucking retarded to be honest
My nigga, it's exactly like that from me.
I was 'lucky' in that at least all the other black people around me didn't say that shit to my face, for the most part. It was mostly whites who said that shit to me.
Idk but for some reason, they EXPECT you to be a stereotype, it's sad. They don't want a black person, they want a nigger.
I have never really dealt with racism before. I think this one shopkeeper pretended to be gone to see if I would shop lift from a toy store when I was really, really I don't know if that was racially motivated.
>Mixed (Creole), Caribbean
>Listen to white robots complain about being robots in their countries
>Caribbean people literally live in a culture where the "bad boy" and chads are celebrated
>We literally have fucking songs that celebrate "alpha fux and beta bux"
>Its ingrained in the culture and music, you have no fucking idea how bad it is until you're a Caribbean black bot
Song Example: Aidonia - Want Inna Dem
Chorus [English Translation Included kek]:
badman di gyal dem want inna dem(hu hu)
[women want to be penetrated by bad boys]
fi force it up hard inna dem
[they want to be penetrated forcefully]
di fool she did ah f she nuh want him again
[the beta the shed fucked she doesn't want him anymore]
she nuh care how hard him ah spend
[she doesn't care how much money he spends on her]
badman di gyal dem want inna dem
[women want to be penetrated by bad boys]
bad people di gyal dem wah
[women want bad boys]
bad people di gyal dem wah
[women want bad boys]
bad people di gyal dem wah
[women want bad boys]
tbqh the general public does not give a shit about how individualistic you're to the majority of your race, people will sub consciously expect you to act like in a certain way because majority of your race do so.
>Our race means nothing under the shallow surface of our skin.
I call bullshit, you race has a huge factor towards on how society sees you as. Have you ever see an escort ad and it says "NO BLACK MEN" on it? The reason is because some escorts had patterns of negative experience towards mostly black men, no matter how weeaboo or how "different" you are to your race people will expect you to act like the rest of the group and will reject you as a client. How about dating sites? There use to be a lot debates on racial preferences if it's racist to have one or not, meaning no matter who you are, your interest, hobbies, and civil behavior if you're not in a certain skin tone you can get get ignore and rejected just by that and nothing else
>sometime in freshman year
>eat alone in the library
>read for the rest of the break
>two white kids sit near me
>"black people reading? What's next, Asians filling up prisons?"
Fuck white people